So often do televisions air their share of shows animated in all senses and so stimulating to the senses to suggest there’s several silly antics for children who stay on certain channels, and even those not content to be cartoons nor cater to kids imply with all sorts of snappy shots and shifts shown from all sorts of angles, connote with all kinds of cuts, close-ups, and similarly quick camera tricks.
But, although appearing in a commercial now commencing as opening shots show him standing on cream carpet floors and the sounds of xylophones promptly start, a black and bushy-tailed toddler boasting a big diaper shows there’s never been a need for media to make meaning from movements, that long before the inception of interpretative art itself, diaper-clad kids have always denoted with motion.
“Grrrrrrrrmmmmph!”
With such little down time between scenes starting up and babies addressing pressure down below, the skunk swiftly shuts his eyes, enshrouding himself in darkness devoid of any distractions, in nothingness ensuring his priorities are set on nothing but making stinkies, and not even the brightest details of his body contrast against the kid’s uncompromised commitment to crowding his crinkly garment while cheeks showing their scarlet reds reinforce the fact he’s ready to fill his diaper with full and focused force.
Knowing greater tension gets him closer to getting the job done, he makes his hands into fists whose pamper packing power makes strained grunts and scrunched faces pack even more of a punch. Knowing that bending down expedites dumps from way down, he squats at an angle not too acute, not too obtuse, but just right for that relieving release. Knowing that, even regarding big and boisterous bowel movements, excess movements aren’t needed, he hikes up his tail and puts it in a stiff and straightened state.
All of these components now creating the pose most tried and true for tots needing to go number two, such ways of making waste show a skunk with no time to waste, a boy who’s the most economic about his business knowing there’s still so much to do after doo doo is dumped, a pamper packer most pragmatic.
Before, shots can show him efficiently filling his diaper, however, the next scene shifts to outdoor settings showing another diaper-clad skunk with much different sentiments despite those same shifting bowels. Instead of shutting her eyes like the boy wanting to make waste with such haste, simply taking in serene sights and sensations amidst sensations suggesting stinkies, be they the blades of grass softly brushing her feet, the sunshine soothingly stroking her skin, or the skies showing their sublimely beautiful blues, her eyes remain wide open to the world’s natural beauties while she answers nature’s call. Building pressure persistently reminds the toddler she’s really gotta poop, that she better get to unburdening those bowels right about now, but with her face showing only the subtlest tension while barely blushed cheeks don’t even bother being on red alert and mouths see no reason to rush into scrunched states just yet, it’s as though pressures both figurative and literal are the absolute least of this little girl’s problems.
More shifting shows it’s only a matter of time until she must make her massive mess, but even as her bodily clock ticks closer to number two, she’s more than content to take her time. As though just wanting to get a good stretch amidst appreciating the great outdoors, slowly does she start to bend her legs, simply letting them do their thing while her feet further sink into the soft ground. Only until absolutely necessary does the kid’s core come into action, for she knows that even when it comes to bowel movements, there’s no need to get a move on. Ever so gradually does the skunk get into a squat, totally going with the flow towards the fact she’s gotta go, totally satisfied to take things slower while she gets lower and lower. The first skunk who’d rather fill his pants faster may find it absurd that the girl is getting into such a needlessly deep squat before dutifully taking a dump in her diaper and being so lackadaisical about dropping loads when she could have already made boom boom with far less bend, but, well aware she’s got absolutely nothing to worry about, well aware she’s a tot with all the time the world, well aware no obligations bar her from just being in the moment, the other skunk simply lets such things slide.
PFFRRT!
Allowing nature to take its course, not even bowels abruptly and loudly letting it rip snap her out of such a soothed state while bushy tails don’t even think to straighten with stiffness. Looking down at her diaper soon to be loaded up lightheartedly, she then relaxingly rests her hands on her knees, free of clenched fists suggesting significant strain, and now that she’s more than readied herself for this release that will be all the more relaxing, only then does she start to softly grunt.
“Mmmph…..mmmph…”
But, before she can pack her pampers so peacefully, one particular purple furred fella with the more sunny and smiley Sturdy Stinkers is so excited to show squats aren’t the only way to go about needing to go while living room settings take up the rest of the shot. Rather than boringly bending her knees the girl gleefully giggles as she frivolously flings her whole body forward and plants her fours right on the floor, like she’s about to do a super silly somersault on screen, and although amusing acrobatics aren’t actually a part of the program’s script, its substitute is even sillier!
FWOOP!
Suddenly, she spreads her legs and lifts her tush high to the sky! For someone who’s a skunk, she’s certainly such a silly goose! Just look at the little girl’s goofy smile and her just as silly swishy tail! It’s like she's playing peekaboo with her legs and bottom! How can there be anything but hilarity with this topsy-turvy toddler?
“Mmmmmmmph!”
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP!
However, scrunched faces and squishy farts swiftly make the crowd remember such rowdy rises of rumps and silly upside-down spectacles are this skunk’s way of showing she’s about to drop a stink bomb. Some may still be perplexed by such pooping positions so peculiar, but as a certain speaker will soon suggest, no poses pose any problems.
“Although they’ve all gotta do their business, not every little skunk makes stinkies the same way!” a familiar says with a faint chuckle. “But, no matter no matter how they take those dumps in their diapers, Sturdy Stinkers won’t let you down!”
“Grrrrrrrrmmmmph!”
PBLAAAAAAART!!!…DUMP!
Shifting back to opening shots amidst further shifting of bowels, the boy poised to poop with peak efficiency is fittingly the first to fill his diaper as it slumps down to his feet in seconds, all while Sturdy Stinkers show that same efficiency with a super sizable solid settled so securely.
“Mmmph…..mmmph…”
PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP!…SPLOOOORTCH!
Not minding neither the mounded nor mushy messes, the skunk much more lax about getting everything out is then seen patiently letting all that poo poo pile into her poofy pants, taking a load off in both senses as several solids slowly make her diaper slump onto the grassy ground and stain a soil brown.
“Phew…”
After taking her sweet sweet time stinking up the setting, satisfied sighs paired with such soothing and settled squats denote a diaper filler further at peace, all while Sturdy Stinkers continue to keep the peace keeping all kinds of loads compact.
“Mmmmmmmph!”
PBLOOOORP!….PBLAAAAAAAARMPH!!! SLUUUUUUUMP!
Last but not least, it’s no surprise the most performative pamper packer has the most spectacular stinky of all as boom booms way bigger, boasting solids both big and small, make her diaper exponentially expand like the messiest of magic tricks. And yet, although this skunk’s silly and smelly spectacles will always wow the crowd, all the more magical is her Sturdy Stinkers holding such heaping piles of poopy.
“Poo poo!” the still playfully posed skunk then says, as though doing a sillier take on the typical “tada”.
With programs having a penchant for poses soon coming to a close with a carpeted composition, the final scene then shows the three star skunks all together, each toddler being properly positioned with personality in mind as they all pose with their own pack of Sturdy Stinkers and don such diapers they’ll dirty in due time. The leftmost little one keeping it sweet and simple stands beside the pampers he’ll proficiently poop with a smile just as sweet, the girl glad to relax on the right is seen satisfyingly sitting on the pack of poofy pants she’ll load with lax leisure, and the goofier girl in the middle is seen smiling and waving as she stands right on top of the diapers she’ll thoroughly fill in the funnest ways possible.
“Sturdy Stinkers. The diaper that’s #1 for #2’s!” the narrator soon says as the brand and slogan set themselves on the top and bottom of the screen.
PFFFFFT!
BRAAAAP!
PBLAAAAAAARP!
As is posed to be the end of all these padded programs, toddlers standing, seated, and set atop prove poses pose no problem once again as the three skunks each drop stink bombs their diapers dutifully deal with. Those packs of Sturdy Stinkers will already need to be opened up, but for the time being, the commercial is content to say goodbye since pragmatic, peaceful, and playful pamper packers are all happy babies.
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