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Keywords christmas 9540, parody 2467, shopping 457, black friday 19, rebecca black 2
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Eleven thirty a.m on Thanksgiving
No time to get fresh, gotta get in line!
Gotta pitch camp, gonna dress like a hobo,
Outside the mall, I'm freezing in the cold.
Deals are running out, everybody's shoving
Gotta get in to the door busters!
Gotta fight for my place outside of Macy's.

Trying to cut in the line,
Gotta spend down to my last dime,
Gotta make my mind up,
Debit, Cash or Charge!

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta shop on Black Friday
Everybody's lookin' for an iPad, iPad
Friday, Friday
Fists fights on Black Friday
Everybody's fighting over the last iPad!

Breaking right through the doors (Yeah!)
Mobing department stores (Yeah!)
Run, push, shove, punch,
We're all lookin' for another bargain!

Twelve a.m., we're stampeding forward
Almost get crushed, I barely snag a cart.
Deals!  Deals!  Gotta get the deals!
You know how to get them.
Snatch it right out of another cart
Rip it right out of some one's grip.
I got it, I got it
Now go and cry about it!

Wrestling over the Wiis.
Trading blows over Furbys.
Gotta make my mind up
Left hook or right cross?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta fight on Black Friday
Everybody's lookin' for an iPhone, iPhone
Friday, Friday
Brawling on Black Friday
Everybody's fighting over that last iPhone.

Get into a head lock (Yeah!)
Punch that guy in the crotch (Yeah!)
Jab, Kick, Cuss, Swear,
Fighting all for Christmas Morning.

Yesterday was Thanksgiving,
Tonight is Black Friday, Friday (Fighting!)
Why bother to be thankful?
We feel so lustful,
We're gonna be greedy tonight!

Christmas Times is here
And we just have to have it all.
I hope my card won't max out!

Lawyer me, Personal Injury
I got barricades on the left side (On the left side)
Cops on the right side (On the right side)
We're grabin', snatchin' (Yeah, yeah)
Flat screens, PS3's
Wit' a cart in my behind (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is the guy with the last Knect
Makes my blood pressure spike, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Christmas, gotta have it all
It's gotta be perfect for the kids back home!

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta shop on Black Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Christmas Morning
Friday, Friday
Throwing down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' for another bargain!

Got to grab the new Black Ops (Yeah)
Though my credit is ten bucks tops(Yeah)
Buy, buy, buy, buy
Lookin' forward to Christmas Morning

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta shop on Black Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Christmas Morning
Friday, Friday
Gotta fight on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward for another bargain!

This is the most fun I've had (Yeah)
Shop lifting is not that bad (Yeah)
Fight, fight, fight, fight,
Fighting for that last iPad!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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by Vollmar
First in pool
Last in pool
After searching over the internet I found that no one had done the obvious yet for Black Friday. Here are the lyrics for my Rebecca Black parody, Black Friday.

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Published: 6 years ago
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everyonesfavoritegirl
6 years ago
LOLOLOL!!! OMG! JUST... YES! It takes a great amount of creativity to come up with that! Great song, bro! ^_^
Vollmar
6 years ago
Thank you so much!  My submission is the least of those on Inkbunny.  Thank you for taking time to read it!  Now I just need to find some one to sing it for me.
everyonesfavoritegirl
6 years ago
I can sing it 4 u if you want. I am in the highest level of choir at school. Did a few solos during the concert. I'd be more than happy to  help you out if you want me to. ^_^
Vollmar
6 years ago
Hey, if you want to, go for it!  I wrote this so people can have fun with it.  I'd love to see some one make a video or recording of it.
everyonesfavoritegirl
6 years ago
Alright! I just need to practice the lyrics a bit more. :D
Vollmar
6 years ago
Let me know if you think the lyrics need to altered to fit the tune.  Or to just sound better.
everyonesfavoritegirl
5 years, 11 months ago
Ok! Thx!~ ^_^ Sry for the late reply >.<
Vollmar
5 years, 11 months ago
That's fine.  Wish I could hear it if you do actually sing it.
everyonesfavoritegirl
5 years, 10 months ago
Well... I could upload it here or send you a link. Whichever you prefer :)
Vollmar
5 years, 10 months ago
That would be nice!  Which method would be easiest for you when the time comes?
everyonesfavoritegirl
5 years, 10 months ago
Hmm... Perhaps a link would be best. I'll upload it here anyways ^_^
Vollmar
5 years, 9 months ago
Sounds great!  Just post a link in a comment here and I should see it.
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Not to be rude, but there was a khols commercial w/ rebecca. Black friday parody song last year for black friday...  The lyrics were diff & stuff, i was just sayin cause u said no one had done this yet
Vollmar
6 years ago
Ooooooh!  That one missed my gaze somehow.  Guess Kohls beat me too it, though their version is cut really short for their half minute time slot.
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Thts a valid point
Vollmar
6 years ago
Thanks for pointing that commercial out though!
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