W: (i was waiting at the movie theater)
L: Diane meets up with you before too long. "There you are, Will! I've been looking forward to this!" She gives you a quick kiss.
W: hehe. so what do you want to watch?
L: "Didn't really have anything in particular in mind... I'm sure you thought of something, though."
W: well we could see Five Nights at Freddy's. (we can cut to a different scene) any refreshments?
L: "Just popcorn and a Coke, that's my usual."
W: ok, what sizes?
L: "Right, medium for both, and no ice for the Coke."
W: alright, you head on to the main seating area, save me a seat all the way back. i'll be there before previews are over.
L: "Cool, I always sit in the back too! See you there!" Diane heads off into the theater.
W: (i go to the consession stand) hi, a medium popcorn, medium coca-cola with no ice, large sprite and large popcorn please. (Puss in boots was working the stand)
L: "Ah, Will, my friend! It's good to see you!"
W: Puss in boots? i thought i recognised you.
L: "So, saw you talking to someone over there. She a friend of yours?"
W: oh, she's my new girlfriend
L: "Ah, you've finally found someone! Good for you!"
W: Thanks. So, about my order...
L: "Of course, got that ready for you. You sure you can carry all of it?"
W: Im stronger than i look
L: "More an issue of bulk, I think, but if you're sure..." Puss hands you your order.
W: (I manage with ease) remind me to call you someday.
L: "Yep, I'll do that! Enjoy the movie!"
W: (I hand diane her stuff after making my way to her)
L: Diane: "Just in time, it should only be a couple more minutes."
W: Excellent.
L: After the movie, Diane leaves with you. "Can't believe the Game Theory guy really was in that..."
W: No kidding. Although I do feel bad for poor Vanessa.
L: "So... Where to now? I get the feeling just a movie isn't all you had planned for today."
W: oh no. what was something you always wanted to do when you were young but hadn't been able to due to your life and job?
L: "...Well, I've... Always wanted to go to SeaWorld, but I never ended up getting the chance."
W: alright. we can stop at Seaworld in San Diego before we go to Portland. think you can stomach Chaos Control?
L: "Woah, you can do that? I've never actually seen it done before, but I think I can handle it."
W: alright. chaos...CONTROL! (we instantly warp to Seaworld in San Diego california. Diane felt woozy and nauseated)
L: Right after the teleportation is done, Diane stumbles and leans on a wall. "O-oh boy... D-didn't think it'd feel like that..."
W: it happens to first-timers
L: "Y-yeah, heh... J-just give me a minute..."
W: (meanwhile, Bambi and co. were on Cirrus, heading to Portland oregon)
L: Cirrus is going pretty fast, but not quite fast enough that anyone will have issues holding onto him. "So weird to carry so many people around... The most I've ever done before was just two!"
W: Bambi: how about a detour to La Brea? i heard the tar pits are fun to sink in there
L: "Sure! Don't think that's very far from here. I imagine everyone else will be cool with that." Cirrus looks down at the GPS he'd gotten for this and adjusts his course some.
W: (the smell guides Cirrus to the area)
L: "Ah, I know this smell. Not much farther now..."
W: (we arrive)
L: "Alright, here we are at the tar pits! Think I might go for some sinking myself, too..." Cirrus lands to let everyone off.
W: (Bambi gets off and jumps in)
L: Once everyone's off him, Cirrus floats into the tar as well, still at his full size. "Not often I get to do this at full size, this is already nice."
W: (Bambi starts to sink in the tar) Bambi: oh my, this is quite hot
L: "I kind of like the heat, myself. Nice and relaxing..."
W: Bambi: no surprises there
L: Cirrus relaxes on the tar, gradually sinking at the same rate as Bambi.
W: (at mouth deep, Bambi blows a big bubble that pops a few seconds later)
L: Cirrus smiles and does the same, blowing an even bigger one.
W: (it pops just before Cirrus can release it)
L: While he's a little disappointed at that, Cirrus doesn't mind much, and gets a deep breath just before his nostrils go under the tar.
W: (Bambi does the same. overfilling his lungs as he does so)
L: Cirrus looks over at Bambi, confused but somewhat impressed as they inflate a little.
W: (Bambi does a fake distress look in his eyes as the tar creeps up to them)
L: Knowing that Bambi's only pretending to be afraid, Cirrus decides to try that out as well, "struggling" to get out of the tar and acting like he can't.
W: Faline: hmm...
L: Cirrus smiles and winks at her, to make sure she knows he's fine.
W: Faline: what if... (puts her nose and mouth under but the rest is still out)
L: Cirrus watches what she's doing, needing to lift his head up a bit to keep his eyes from going under now.
W: (Faline inhales hard)
L: With his head just low enough, Cirrus can actually hear Faline inhale the tar. While he's surprised at first, he thinks back to when she'd inhaled water at Will's birthday party, and remembers this is just something she can do.
W: (Faline holds the tar in her lungs despite being extremely uncomfortable as she pulls her face free)
L: Cirrus wonders for a moment if there's something about tar that lets someone easily breathe it in... He decides not to test that.
W: (Faline quickly goes into a hacking coughing fit)
L: Now knowing there isn't something special about tar, Cirrus raises his head up. "You okay, Faline? That's really impressive that you held that in for so long!"
W: (she tries to say she's fine but her face was going purple from coughing)
L: Cirrus floats out of the tar and starts patting Faline's back, knowing that the tar is likely sticking inside her.
W: (she eventually recovers) Faline: bad idea, bad idea
L: "Yeah, I think tar might be even worse to inhale than water. Maybe don't do that again." Cirrus floats back to the tar pit, and with a deep breath, he dives below the surface.
W: (Bambi was struggling to keep holding his breath)
L: Knowing Bambi will be fine, Cirrus just listens to their struggles.
W: (Bambi gasps heavily)
L: While he's aware that tar is particularly bad to breathe, Cirrus decides to just let Bambi enjoy themselves doing so.
W: (Bambi chokes much harder than usual)
L: Cirrus wonders whether he should actually help Bambi up... Deciding to risk them being mad, he holds them and lifts them to the surface, heading up there himself.
W: (Bambi is in the same coughing and hacking fit as Faline was, but he ends up passing out from hypoxia) dad: i hope he'll be okay
L: "...Well, he doesn't really need oxygen, right? I think he'll end up being fine after a while."
W: mom: we should get going, i've already notified Sonic to carry Bambi for you. (she did it off-screen so to speak) he should be here in 3, 2, 1... (as if on cue)
L: With surprisingly good timing, Sonic arrives. "Poor guy might have gone a little far this time... But I'm sure it's gonna be okay in the end." Sonic picks up Bambi, not minding that he's getting some tar on himself.
W: mom: meet us at (address of Portland's most popular hotel), William and Diane will be there too. (Cirrus senses an opportunity for a race)
L: Sonic: "Yep, I know where that is."
Cirrus: "So do I... Hey, Sonic, how about we have a race there?"
Sonic: "If you think the others can handle going that fast, you got it!"
W: (Sonic gets in starting position) ready?
L: Cirrus shakes the tar off his body, then gets ready to spring forward as well. "Yep... Someone sound us off."
W: Sonic: GO! (takes off)
L: "H-hey!" Cirrus flies after Sonic, pushing himself to go as fast as possible.
W: (Sonic was way too fast, Cirrus was left far behind)
L: Cirrus tries his best to keep up, even breaking the sound barrier, but he's just no match for how unbelievably fast Sonic is.
W: (Sonic arrived at the hotel minutes ahead of Cirrus. Bambi started to wake up)
L: Bambi coughs some, getting some more of the tar out, and the color of his face starts going back to normal.
W: Sonic: hey buddy
L: "H-hi... N-not gonna be breathing in tar again, heh..." With a few more coughs, he finally fully clears his airways.
W: Sonic: oh well, we live and learn. (heads to the assigned suite)
L: Bambi stand once he and Sonic get there, and he looks over himself. "Thanks for cleaning the tar off me!" Unknown to him, Sonic had gone fast enough in the race that the tar was blown off.
W: Sonic: hehe, no problem. (the tub in the suite was a XXL jaccuzi)
L: Bambi comes across that as he explores the suite. "Woah, the bathtub's HUGE!"
W: Sonic: sure is. (gets in and the walls are up to his ear tips)
L: Following Sonic in, Bambi has about the same. "So deep, too, this is great!"
W: Sonic: well, lets test it. Shall we? (Meanwhile, Cirrus was just arriving)
L: They hear a knock on the suite's door, and can just barely make out Cirrus' voice. "Sonic, Bambi, you guys here?"
W: Sonic: yeah. The door's unlocked
L: Cirrus open the door. "Oh, probably should've checked that... Anyway, guess you won the race. Kinda figured I wouldn't stand a chance, but I wanted to at least try."
W: Sonic: so did i, you put up a good bit of competition, but I was just too fast for you. Anyway, I'm thinking about taking a nice deep bath to rest my legs anybody care to join me?
L: "Yeah, I need to relax for a while after that. Hitting Mach 1 really takes it out of me..." Cirrus floats into the bathroom, now at 10% size.
W: Bambi: mom, dad, Faline, care to join too?
L: Bambi's mom: "Well, seems like there's enough room for all of us, so sure!"
Bambi's dad: "I'll head in too, that was quite a ride on Cirrus."
Faline: "Yeah, I need to relax after getting that tar in me."
W: (Bambi snuggles up to Faline)
L: Faline happily cuddles with Bambi.
W: Sonic: good race huh? (Turns on the faucet)
L: Cirrus: "Yeah, it was fun, even though you won it by such a huge lead. I may be fast, but you're on another level with that!"
W: Sonic: thanks! Despite countless others complimenting my speed, it's always great to hear that, never gets old.
L: "Have you always been that fast, or did you have to train for that?"
W: Sonic: as far back as I can tell, I've always been that fast. Although I have a hunch that I'm going to get faster as time goes on. Also, despite me being able to run well past the speed of sound, driving is still a very entertaining Pastime for me
L: "Driving, of all things... I've never actually driven before, I need to try it at some point."
W: Sonic: I'd be more than happy to teach you
L: "Yeah, I think that'll be fun, thanks!"
W: (The water was at Sonic's chest)
L: Cirrus goes to 1% size and dives into the tub as if it were a pool, relaxing underwater.
W: Sonic: may i do a hand trap on you?
L: After thinking for a moment to remember what that means, Cirrus nods, and gets closer to Sonic so he can do it.
W: (He traps Cirrus in his hands)
L: Being more willing than last time, Cirrus actually enjoys being prevented from surfacing like this.
W: Sonic: you know what guys, now that drowning can't harm me in any way, i have no reason to be scared of water anymore. admittedly i'm still getting used to it, but i'm nowhere near as scared as i used to be. (me and Diane show up. i check if the door is unlocked)
L: The door opens just fine. "The others must already be here... Ah, yep, I can see some of their stuff in there."
W: hey everybody! sorry we're late, we went to Seaworld
L: Bambi: "We're all hanging out in the bathtub, it's huge! There's still room for you guys, too!"
W: I just hope you're comfortable with seeing Diane naked. She's a really big politician and doesn't want to be embarrassed in front of her new friends, especially her new boyfriend, yours truly
L: From the responses, it's clear no one minds.
W: Ok. (Me and Diane strip and get in, the water displacement causes it to rise a couple inches)
L: As Bambi had had just his nose above the water, and only barely, the rising of that brings it over his nostrils and he accidentally sucks in some water. He raises his head up and quickly spits out the water, coughing a couple times.
W: You ok?
L: Bambi: "Y-yeah, wasn't really paying attention."
Diane: "So, if you guys are here... Where's Cirrus?"
W: Sonic: in my hands
L: "...Okay... Oh, you're doing that hand trap thing on him, aren't you? Will told me he did that a while back, too."
W: Yeah when Bambi and I were visiting his place
L: "You sure he's okay with that, Sonic? I heard he really freaked out the first time."
W: Sonic: he was willing to, he'll be fine. (Water was at Sonic's neck)
L: "Oh, really? He warmed up to it pretty quick, then! And it sort of seems the same happened to you with water!"
W: Sonic: yeah. (Repeats what he said to the others, his mouth going under halfway through his explanation)
L: "Well, glad to hear it!"
Bambi and Faline are just about deep enough in that they can't breathe, but neither seem to mind.
W: Bambi: Fabline
L: Faline: "Whblat's ublp, Bablmbi?"
W: Bambi: dblo yblou thblink wble cobluld gblet obblese obln doblnutbls? Iblf yblou wablnt oblf coblourblse
L: "Yeblah, thblat'd ble fubln! Bublt Ibl thblink thblat shbloulbld wablit unbltil afblter thble ceblremblony."
W: Bambi: fiblne bbly mble.
L: "Ibl'm sblo exblcitbled tblo fiblnalbly mablrry yoblu!"
W: Bambi: sblo ablm ibl! (briefly goes up for air)
L: Faline quickly gets a breath as well, then goes back to where she was.
W: (Sonic was relaxing as the water rises above his nose)
L: Diane smiles at the fact Sonic doesn't really seem to care he's not breathing air.
W: i hope you know about the DNA transfer i gave to Sonic.
L: "Yep, I heard about that. That was really nice of you!"
W: Sonic: yblou okblay ibln thblere, Ciblrrubls?
L: A muffled whine is audible from inside Sonic's hands, the tiny dragon trapped inside needing to cover his mouth. Of course, with him not trying to get out, it's clear he's still enjoying himself.
W: (the tup begins to overflow, but nobody cared)
L: Diane: "Ha, I guess the size of the tub isn't gonna be mattering for long, huh?"
W: mm-mm. besides, my investment stocks and Titanic 2 earnings are making more money than i know what to do with. even after donating 60% of the latter's proceeds to charity, so if anything gets damaged, just ask me to pay for it
L: "Let's at least not make TOO much of a mess, I'd feel bad for whoever has to clean up."
Quite a few bubbles rise up from Sonic's hands as Cirrus reaches his limit, and muffled gurgling starts being audible as he starts drowning.
W: Sonic: cabllcubllatiblng... (lets Cirrus go after 5 minutes)
L: Cirrus shoots up to the surface, hoarsely gasping and starting to hack up the water he'd been breathing.
W: that was neat. (the water is up to the top of the tub walls)
L: Still panting, Cirrus nods. "F-fun to get water in me... E-every now and then..."
W: (sees the water is close to my mouth) here we go. (Bambi and Faline get one last breath in)
L: Everyone holds their breath as the water gets over their noses, and Cirrus returns to 10% size as he lets himself sink under.
W: (the 3 couples make out while Sonic and Cirrus cuddle)
L: The water is still getting higher, soon only a couple feet below the ceiling.
W: (me, Diane and Sonic's lungs were full of water)
L: Everyone else is still holding their breath, although Bambi and Cirrus are blowing quite a few bubbles.
W: Cirrus, can you turn the water off please?
L: "Goblt iblt!" Cirrus floats himself to the faucet and turns it off, going back to cuddling Sonic after that.
W: (Bambi's parents are first to start drowning, followed by Bambi and Faline)
L: Cirrus and Diane both watch all the deer drown.
W: (i pull everyone into a group hug) i love you guys
L: Everyone enjoys the hug, even as the deer are still gurgling and trying to breathe water.
W: (a while after the deer are passed out) i got this (pulls the drain plug)
L: The water begins slowly draining out, though it does seem like it'll be a while until it's all out.
W: now, we wait
L: It takes about half an hour for the water to drain, but the tub itself is the only thing that fully empties. Cirrus keeps himself underwater the whole time, starting to get a bit of a purple blush near the end, and he surfaces once the water stops going down.
W: Diane, work with Cirrus to drain the water in the bathroom
L: Diane: "Alright, I can-"
Cirrus: "Oh, leave it to me, there's just enough room in here..." He goes to his full size, and while he's a bit bunched up, he can still move his head where he needs to. Dipping his mouth underwater, he sucks in the water and puffs his cheeks surprisingly big with it before moving his head above the tub and letting the water pour out of his mouth. Each time he does this, the water level noticeably drops, and it's only a minute or so before there's just about an inch of water left. Cirrus returns to 10% size after that.
W: okay... well Diane can finish. use this. (hands her a long straw)
L: Diane laughs. "Oh, you wanted us to drink it!"
Cirrus: "Oh, sorry. Well, if you still want me to inflate, I can go tiny and help with the drinking."
W: silly me, i should've specified. Cirrus, work with Sonic to resuscitate the deer. Diane, drink up
L: Cirrus: "Alright, that shouldn't take long." He goes to help revive all the deer.
Diane: "Don't have much experience with drinking a lot, this might be nice..." She dips the straw into the water and starts drinking.
W: (I help Sonic drain his lungs)
L: Sonic coughs up the water, but clearly without any pain. "Thanks, not quite used to that part yet."
W: you will eventually. (check on the deer)
L: Bambi's parents have just about fully recovered, while Bambi and Faline are still coughing up some water.
W: howya doin' honey?
L: Diane has drunk enough of the water that what's left is insignificant, in the process getting a belly about the size of a beach ball. "Think I'm pretty much done at this point."
W: yeah, i'll mop up the leftover. (later, Bambi and Faline were in wedding attire as we enter Voodoo Donut) hi, we're here for the private wedding party we booked
L: Receptionist: "Ah, and you two deer must be Bambi and Faline! Good to have you here!"
W: Bambi: thanks!
Faline: i hope you have lots of supplies cuz we agreed to get real fat when our marriage is finalized. oh, and these behind me are with us
L: "Oh, we've got PLENTY ready, don't worry about that! I'll get all you guys checked in real quick..."
W: (minutes later, i was acting as the pastor) Bambi, do you accept Faline to be your wife?
L: Bambi: "I do!" He wags his little tail some.
W: Faline, do you accept Bambi to be your husband?
L: Faline: "I do!"
W: In that case, I hear by pronounce this couple husband and wife.
L: Bambi and Faline immediately hug each other and kiss. Everyone else that had come applauds.
W: (Magic envelops Bambi and Faline and they grow up to adult size)
L: Bambi and Faline are a little confused at first, but they quickly warm up to the changes.
W: Mom: he did it. He's all grown up now
L: Bambi's dad actually tears up a little. "I-I'm so proud of you, Bambi!"
W: Bambi: so, ready for a big donut binge? Anybody is welcome to join in.
Me: i think i'll sit this out
L: Almost everyone else is up for it, but Diane is unsure. "If you're not going to, then I'm not really sure I will either... Unless you're okay with it?"
W: You know what, I changed my mind.
L: Diane: "Nice, there you go! You know, I don't think I've ever seen you fat before!"
W: I did get a little chubby after i was captain of Titanic 2. (We all feast on various types of donuts)
L: Cirrus only gets himself a couple, but goes to 1% size and stuffs himself full on them anyway, leaving only about half of one left.
W: (Everyone is eventually super obese)
L: Everybody's simply lounging around now, too full to eat any more.
W: Bambi: *uurp* F-faline sweetie?
L: Faline: "What's up, dear? Hehe-*urp* O-oh, excuse me."
W: Bambi: i still want to eat more but i dont want to move. (Everyone agrees)
L: "Me too... Hm, maybe we could get some of the staff here to help..."
W: Bambi: hey, scuse me. (Talking to the employees)
L: Employee: "You're looking to get even bigger but can't do it yourselves, right? Couldn't help but overhear. I'll see if we can get some more people out here to help with that."
W: Bambi: thanks. *urp* oh! Scuse me
L: After a minute or so, some more employees, one for each guest, come out with even more donuts and begin feeding them to the guests.
W: (At the end of the day, we're immobile from fatness and not wanting anymore, which is timely as the stock of materials has just ran out)
Heh, i've never been this fat
L: Employee: "Well, um... All of you have cleared us out! All together, you've eaten every single donut we had!"
W: looks like *urp* oh! scuse me. looks like our work is done, just add the total d cost to my tab
Cirrus, can you still fly?
L: Employee: "Yep, we'll get that on there."
Cirrus: "Think I can..." He does manage to float up, but a bit slower than normal. "Yeah, but I'm not really sure I'll be able to carry all you guys, even at my full size."
W: go find Knuckles, he can carry us into trucks. i would've said to call him but i don't know if you can even figure out speed-dial on my phone
L: "I don't think I would... I'll try to find him. Shouldn't be too hard, he's bright red..." Cirrus floats himself out the door, goes to full size, and flies off to look for Knuckles.
W: (Knuckles was just getting off a bus nearby)
L: "Oh, Knuckles! Need your help with something, everyone else got too fat to move and even I can't carry them all. Will said you'd be able to help out."
W: Knuckles: well, funnily enough, i was just coming to do that. lead the way
L: "Ha, perfect! They're just over in Voodoo Donut, you can actually see it from here."
W: Knuckles: i better get busy
L: "Yeah, this might take a while. I'll do what I can to help, but I can barely move other than by floating around."
W: (Knuckles loads us into a waiting truck, refrigerated in this case)
L: Faline: "Thought I wouldn't really be okay with a refrigerated truck, but I think all this fat is keeping me warm!" Everyone else agrees. Cirrus stays out of the truck, since he can still move.
W: Knuckles: you can rest Cirrus, i'll take care of everything
L: Cirrus: "Now that you mention it, yeah, flying like this is really tiring..." He goes to 1% size and flies into the truck to relax.
W: (there is enough room for Cirrus at 100%)
L: "Man, this is a BIG truck!" Cirrus goes back to full size again and lays down.
W: (Knuckles drives away, dropping off the deer at thier swamp, Sonic at Tails' workshop Cirrus at his house, then me and Diane at my mansion)
L: Diane still can barely move, but doesn't really mind. "Good to be back... Especially since I think we're still too fat to move, haha!"
W: yeah. (heaves myself into the backyard)
L: "Hm, maybe I can too..." With quite some effort, Diane does get herself moving and follows you to the backyard, though she's out of breath after that. "O-oh man... A-already exhausted..."
W: (we sink into the mud) rest easy
L: With a happy sigh, Diane lets herself sink. "Great way to relax after the past few days..."
W: indeed. i should be back to normal weight in a few hours. (yawn) goodnight honey
L: "Goodnight, Will..." Diane lays back in the mud and closes her eyes.
W: (we sink under)
L: Diane blows some bubbles under the mud, then willingly takes a breath, letting the mud into her.
W: (i do the same as my drowsiness slowly kicks in)
L: Soon, Diane falls asleep, slowly breathing mud as if it were air.
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