Mario pissing
Our story begins in the mushroom kingdom, specifically a cliff where Mario and a goomba were talking about something
Mario: Time to take a piss *heavy waterfall noises*
Then suddenly...
Goomba: What the hell are you doing?
Mario: I'm taking a piss.
Goomba: Ok but why aren't you jumping at me? that's what youre supposed to you
Mario: Am I at doing it fucking later
Goomba: No, im a motherfucking enemy youre supposed to jump at me
Mario: Okie dokie then, let me pull up my pants I can first and then maybe ill jump at you
Goomba: Maybe?, MAYBE!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?, NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Mario: Let me get my pants first
Goomba: Ugh, fine