Ladies and gentlemen, after 15 years, I have finally made an original track... and I don't even know what the fuck it is! I'm not even sure the genre other than being a chiptune that's compatible with the ZX Spectrum. (I even compiled it into TAP format, though I can't upload that here.)
Mostly, I just cobbled together some random riffs. The baseline sounds a lot like the the Pipe World theme from The Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle on NES/Roger Rabbit on Famicom Disk System; that was unintentional and I didn't notice until I played the pattern back a few times. The Frankenstein drum solo was a bit more deliberate however. Everything else I'm not sure what I was thinking of, and honestly sounds like a mess, but at least it's a mess I made. So at least it's something original, and even if it sucks, I enjoyed making it.