One day, Tails was walking through Green Hill. He was on his way back to his workshop after doing some shopping. He had bought himself some new tools to help repair the Tornado, some equipment for his inventions, and even twelve packs of underwear because he was running out of pairs.
Tails: Almost home. Good thing I did some shopping today, and I really needed some new undies after I lost some pairs last week. Underwear does not grow on trees.
Ironically for Tails, someone was hiding in the trees. Little did he know that someone was Coconuts. He was just relaxing in a nearby tree when he heard something from below. When he peeked through the leaves, he saw Tails. He watches as the two-tailed fox was walking by the trees when a thought came to him. Smiling, Coconuts jumped through the trees, planning some humorous for Tails.
Tails: Almost home.
Tails was close to his workshop. Little did he know, Coconuts was right behind him. When he set his stuff down, Tails checked his pockets.
Tails: Now where did I put my keys?
Coconuts arrives at the tree closest to Tails' workshop. He could see that Tails was distracted.
Coconuts: Perfect.
(Tails pulls out his keys)
Tails: Here they are.
Just as Tails was about to open the door, a coconut flew towards him, hitting him on the back of the head. This startled him and he accidentally dropped his keys.
Tails: Hey! Who's the wise guy?
(He looked around but saw no one)
Tails: Must've been my imagination.
Shrugging, Tails looked for his keys. However, Coconuts was on the rooftop of Tails' workshop, watching him.
Coconuts: Sometimes, he makes this too easy.
Tails sees his keys on the steps and bends over to pick them up. As he does so however, his waistband started to peek out of his pants. Coconuts noticed this and laughed a little. Tails raised an eyebrow when he heard this and looks up. Just as he did, Coconuts jumps off and lands behind Tails, unaware by this.
Tails: Now, I know I heard something.
A little nervous, Tails unlocks the door to his workshop. Just when he was about to turn around however, Coconuts grabbed Tails' pants and pulls them down to his ankles, completely exposing his underwear.
Tails: Huh? Is it cold all of the sudden?
Tails turns around when he suddenly trips on his pants and fell on his face.
Tails: Ouch. What happened?
Shaking his head, Tails looks behind him and gasped. His pants were around his ankles and his white briefs with red trim were completely exposed.
Tails: My pants! How did this happen?!
Tails stood up and bends over to pull his pants up. Suddenly, Coconuts grabs Tails' waistband and pulls, giving him a wedgie. Tails screams as his briefs were being pulled.
Coconuts: Ha, you are just too easy, Tails!
Tails: Coconuts?!
Coconuts: Surprised?
He looks to see the name "Miles" on Tails' waistband and smirks at the sight of this.
Coconuts: How cute. Little Tails has his name on his undies.
Tails: It was my parents' idea, okay?! That's personal, anyway!
Coconuts: Well... let's see how stretchy these briefs are, shall we?
(Tails' eyes widened)
Tails: You wouldn't.
Coconuts drags Tails by his briefs towards the tree. He ties them onto a branch and hangs him by his underwear, leaving the fox's pants dangling around his ankles. Coconuts then grabs Tails' feet and starts pulling down, making the fox squeal in pain. Tears came to his eyes as he begs for the pain to stop.
Tails: Coconuts, stop! THIS HURTS SO MUCH!
Coconuts: That's the idea.
(He pulls more, making Tails cry in pain more)
Tails: I"M NOT A YO-YO! My underwear is killing me!
Suddenly, a blue blur appears and collides with Coconuts. He was knocked into the tree, knocking him out cold. Tails gave a sigh of relief as the pain was over. When he looked down however, he was surprised to see Sonic standing in front of him.
Sonic: Hey, Tails.
Tails: Sonic!
Sonic: Hang on, I'll get you down.
Moments later, Tails was on his feet. He looks at his now stretched out briefs as he pulled up his pants. He stuffed them into his pants.
Tails: Good thing I bought some new underwear before this happened.
Sonic: So, let me guess... Coconuts gave you a wedgie when you were coming home.
Tails: You could say that. I guess I should change into a new pair now. Can you grab my bag, Sonic?
Sonic: Here.
(Sonic grabs the bag and gives it to Tails)
Tails: Good thing Coconuts didn't look in here. It's not like underwear grow on trees.
Sonic: Ironic.
Before long, Tails walks out of his workshop after bringing his bags inside. He was pulling up his pants after changing into some new underwear. They noticed Coconuts was still out cold. This gave Sonic an idea.
Sonic: Hey, Tails, you still got those briefs you were wearing earlier?
Tails: Yeah, why?
Sonic: Bring them to me. I have an idea.
Tails went back inside and brought the stretched-out briefs to Sonic. He walked towards Coconuts and puts his feet through the legholes. Sonic then pulls on the briefs, wrapping up Coconuts in them. He was now in a ball.
Sonic: Who's laughing now?
Tails: You're a genius sometimes, Sonic.
Sonic: I know.
Sonic noticed that Tails' underwear was peeking out of his pants a bit. He was now wearing Paw Patrol briefs after changing into a new pair. He smirks at the sight of them.
Sonic: Paw Patrol, huh?
(Tails blushes and he pulls up his pants more)
Tails: I ran out of clean underwear. It was either these, or Baby Shark.
Sonic: Fair enough. Wish you would wear something a little less... childish.
Tails noticed Sonic had his pants down a little bit. He sees that he was wearing Scooby Doo briefs.
Tails: Says the hedgehog who's wearing Scooby Doo briefs.
Sonic raised an eyebrow. When he looked down, he realized his underwear was peeking out and he quickly pulled up his pants. He gave a nervous laugh.
Sonic: It was either these, or Sesame Street.
Tails: And you say my briefs are childish.
Sonic: I guess I deserved that.
Tails: Well, let's just get inside. I had enough embarrassment for one day.
Sonic: Same. Let's leave Coconuts... tied up for a while.
They laughed a bit and walked inside Tails' workshop. Coconuts how, was left up tied up in a ball. He was struggling to get free, but to no avail.
Coconuts: I hate those guys.
The End
