As Crystal so helpfully demonstrates here, being effectively able to skip being dead and go straight back to living again with minimal effort has the tendency to make risk of personal injury much less of an issue.
That and she can be a bit of a goofball, the only reason she hasn't added a couple precariously balanced wheeled office chairs on top of that pile is because that'd be a bit too much height for her to access the lights to swap out their tubes.
Also, yes, she is forklift certified in a couple dozen different realities. Yes, she absolutely uses that to meme on people.
Hmm... This reminds me of the old health and safety animations they used to show in our factory. One of the clips was 'Why you shouldn't challenge your fellow forklift driver to a drag race'.
Hmm... This reminds me of the old health and safety animations they used to show in our factory. One
Since I've found (and printed out) this old gem, I can't wait until next corporate Green Environment studies. If it's in an official and professional paper, it must be the best way to do it, right? RIGHT??? =XD
Since I've found (and printed out) this old gem ( https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.r
Manager: "If you break anything, You're paying for Everything you used in this little stunt!" Crystal: "?!?!" Manager: "Don't give me that look, I know you can fly! You did this for the joke, and I'm not paying for 'oh no I fell!' part of it" Crystal: "😟" Manager: "What? I don't speak Emoji."
Manager: "If you break anything, You're paying for Everything you used in this little stunt!" Cryst
