Morning at the Mystery Shack; Dipper wakes up, only to find Pacifica between his arms, with she doing the same – (whispering) I suppose it was instinct after all – he looks at Pacifica’s lips, he approaches his to hers, kissing her. Pacifica feels his lips on hers, and starts to move instinctively, she opens her eyes, startled to see Dipper; Dipper stops kissing her and separates of her with a big smile – Sorry, did I scare you? – No, is just that... – and she smiles with her eyes half open – I didn’t think you’ll dare to be more proactive – I just realized that as this is not an one side relationship, I need to show my girl more often how much she means to me – Sneaky charmer – She says while sits, caressing her hair – It doesn’t have as many knots as I though, you really did a great work last night – Dipper stands up of the bed, walking to his – Let’s get ready to take breakfast, or we’ll have to eat what Gruncle Stan cooks – Ok… uhm, Dipper?, do you think you could wake me up in that way more often? – she ask blushed – Every day if you want – Dipper replies.
Moments later, out of Mystery Shack, Wendy approaches, with Candy walking next to her, and running around them with the arms extended at her side, is the wild girl who caught the fish with her mouth in the lake, wearing the same clothes, plus jeans and brown sneakers – And remember Wildsis, if Grumpy Stan ask – IT WAS ALREADY BROKEN! – says the girl without stop running – Atta girl – Wendy says – I though Mr. Pines forbade you to bring Mabel to the Mystery Shack again – Candy says to Wendy – He did, but look at her, even Mr. Pines must agree that is hard to stop a force of nature like her – That’s true - Candy approaches to the door of the Shack at the same time Dipper is going out of it carrying more wood signals, bumping with her – Uh, sorry, I didn’t see you – and passes next to her, with Pacifica walking behind him; Mabel approaches to Candy, but she can’t move away her eyes from Dipper – Hi Wendy – Dipper and Pacifica says at the same time – Hi guys, Stan is sending you to hammer up signals again? – Yeah – both reply in a frustrated tune – Candy ok? – Mabel asks – That, is a bad boy – Candy says in a dreamy tune – Bad boy? Bad boy hurt Candy? – and Mabel turns furious in direction of Dipper – (growls) No bad person will ever hurt Mabel’s friends! – and begins to run towards Dipper using her four extremities – MABEL, WAIT! – Wendy yells. While some meter ahead – Why do we have to hammer up this signs again? – Pacifica ask – Because apparently someone took out the ones I had placed, but hey, at least we’ll be alone in the forest just as you wanted – Mmm, do you have something special in mind? – Pacifica ask in a flirty tune, when suddenly, Mabel tackles Dipper from behind, rolling both on the ground.
THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE MABEL AU
Dipper stops rolling, and sees Mabel chewing his left leg – HEY STOP! – Dipper yells – DIPPER! – Pacifica approaches to them, she grabs Mabel’s hair and begins to pull it, but Mabel doesn’t release Dipper’s leg – Leave him alone!... yuck, your hair is all knotted, when was last time you brushed it? – Mabel, stop right now! – they hear Wendy’s voice, she and Candy approaches, Mabel leaves Dipper’s leg, walking in four towards Wendy and Candy, while Pacifica kneels next to him – Dipper, are you ok? – Yeah, I hope that doesn’t leave marks – Mabel stops next Wendy and Candy in a position that resembles a dog sitting, and she points to Dipper with her finger – Candy said he is bad boy after bad boy crashed Candy, bad boy evil – No, you’re wrong, yes, I said he was a bad boy, but not in the meaning that he’s a bad person – Candy says, looking at a side, while scratching the back of her head with her hand – What Candy wanted to say – says Wendy – is that she thinks he is, eh, you know, handsome – Wendy shrugs with a nervous face – Ohh – Mabel says placing her index finger over her lower lip – So Candy wants to mate with handsome boy?! – Mabel asks naively, when Pacifica hears that, she hugs Dipper, looking at the other girls with anger – No no no no no, that’s not what I wanted to say – Candy says blushing while moves her hand nervously in front of her, while Pacifica and Dipper stand up, with Pacifica still hugging Dipper – Could someone please explain what is the meaning of all this?! – Pacifica ask in a very bossy way – Sorry guys, Mabel, Candy, these are Dipper and Pacifica, Stan’s nephews, guys, this is my sister Mabel – Hey-yoh! – and her friend Candy – Nice to meet you – Sister? – Pacifica ask, looking at Mabel, then to Wendy, and back to Mabel – You two don’t look anything alike – she adds – Well, my family adopted Mabel, that happened around a couple of years ago.
Two years ago, The lumberjack family that was in the lake, including Wendy, all of them looking two years younger; they are in a hill near a forest, the big lumberjack throws trunks at the air, with the kids throwing axes to them, the four hits, but Wendy’s axe parts in half the trunk she hits; far from them, near the forest, there is a tablecloth with a big picnic basket over it, along some used vases and plates over it; from the forest, a younger Mabel comes out, with her body only covered by her long messy hair, she walks cautiously to the tablecloth, sniffing around, she sniffs the basket, finds how to go inside it, and she does it, the basket begins to move, with munching sounds and burps coming out of it until all sounds stop; seconds later, the big lumberjack approaches to the basket – HA HA, well done kids, just let me see if there are any more frankfurts and we’ll continue – he kneels, opening the basket, but immediately, Mabel jump out with a growl, landing over the lumberjack’s face, who runs scared around.
Back in the present – Dad loved her wild nature, and like she doesn’t remember what happened to her, and we never could find a clue about her parents or family, we decided to adopt her, we taught her about human behavior, but still… - Then Mabel approaches to Dipper and Pacifica, sniffing them – Her wild nature superimpose – Dipperman smells like cats and chemical flowers – then turns to Pacifica – and Pacifigirl smells like chemical flowers and cats, Mabel likes their scent, Mabel likes new friends – New friends? – Pacifica ask astonished, when – DUDES – everyone turns in direction to the Mystery Shack, and sees Soos at the door – YOU HAVE TO COME, THE COMMERCIAL I TALKED YOU ABOUT IS ON TV, DUDES! – Dipper and Pacifica runs quickly, leaving the signs behind; both arrive to the sitting room of the shack, where Soos is sitting on a yellow couch, looking at the TV, Dipper and Pacifica stops next to him, and see on the TV a commercial about a psychic named Gideon, who has a spectacle in a place named “Gideon’s Tent of Telepathy”.
-You were talking about Gideon? I went to his show like four months ago, and is not that spectacular – Pacifica says crossing her arms, while Mabel, Wendy and Candy approaches – You said it well, kid – says Stan, who arrives wearing his work clothes – Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I’ve had nothing but trouble – I’m curious to find out if he’s really psychic – Dipper says – Never! – Stan says – You are forbidden from patronizing the competition, no one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon’s roof – Stan says showing his fist – I think technically a tent doesn’t have a roof – Dipper says – And the rest of us don’t live here – Wendy says, referring to her, Mabel, Candy and Soos – We found a loophole to your statement, so we can go to see Gideon – Pacifica says, while everyone, except for Stan rise their arms happily to the sky while making a WOO-HOO sound, making Stan angry – Wait, why am I celebrating? – ask Pacifica incredulous.
At sunset, apparently all the town is gathering on a blue tent, with a roof that has a wooden star, with their tips and center painted each one on a different color, and one eye painted on the center. At the entrance of the tent, there is a chubby man wearing a straw hat, a pink shirt with pink flowers, a tag that says in red “BUDDY”, gray pants and shoes, holding a bag with the same star at the top of the tent printed on it, with people placing bills inside it. Inside the tent, there are wood benches similar to those founds on churches, a mast with speakers and lamps attached to it. In front of them is a little wood stage with a synthesizer and speakers, and a big white curtain that reaches the roof. Sit on one of the middle benches, there is Soos, with Dipper sit next to him with Pacifica grabbing his arm, looking askance Mabel, Candy and Wendy sitting next to her. The lights fade, and the rest of the spectators begins to clap and whoop; two reflector lights moves across the tent, landing at the middle of the curtain, the shadow of a person behind the curtain appears, becoming bigger the more it approaches to the curtain – Let’s see what this monster looks like – Dipper says – You’ll be disappointed, honey – Pacifica says – the curtain opens, revealing a little chubby kid of white hairstyle similar to Elvis Presley, wearing blue light formal clothes and a white cape. – Hello, America!, my name is lil’ Gideon – says the kid while four doves come out from his pompadour flying, making most of the audience cherish him – That’s Stan’s mortal enemy? – ask Dipper incredulous – If a hero is as good as his villains, this says a lot about Gruncle Stan – says Pacifica, still holding Dipper’s arm – Ladies and gentleman – Gideon begins to say – it is such a gift to have you here tonight, such a gift, I have a vision, I predict you’ll soon all say “aw” – Gideon turns back, and looks at the audience making a baby doll face that makes everyone, except for Dipper, Pacifica and Soos, say “aw” – His prediction came true – Candy says – and Pacifica and Dipper roll their eyes, just when Gideon begins to sing and dance about his powers – Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y’all to keep it going! – Gideon says while grabs the brooch of his neck tie, and everyone stands up, astonishing Dipper and Pacifica – But How? – say both at the same time. Gideon continues singing about very easy to guess predictions of people in the audience, finishing with fireworks and his name in big letters formed by bulbs. Gideon finishes very tired his song, breathing hard and sweating, then takes out a water bottle from his vest, drinking a little – You people are the real miracles! – The audience, except for Dipper, Pacifica, Soos and Wendy, claps. The audience leaves the tent – Man, that kid’s an even bigger fraud than Stan – Dipper says – I told you, nothing spectacular – Pacifica, who still is grabbing his arm, says – Oh, come on, his dance moves were like whoosh! – Candy says – Mabel found lil’ man very adorable – when everyone leaves, Gideon appears at the entrance of the tent.
Next day on the Mystery Shack, Wendy is at the cash desk, reading a magazine, with Mabel moving upside down her arms on the table next to her, then, the doorbell rings – Why ring the bell when the shop is open? – Ask Wendy – Wildsis, be a dear and go see who is – Mabel goes! - And she walks to the door, when she opens, she sees Gideon – Howdy! – Gideon greets – It’s widdle ol’ you – Mabel says, making Gideon chuckles – Yeah, my song’s quite catchy, I know we haven’t formally met, but after yesterday’s performance, I just couldn’t get your image out of my head – You mean Mabel’s face? – says pointing to her face with both index fingers – When I saw you in the audience, I said to myself “now there’s a kindred spirit, someone who appreciates the wild things in life” – Mabel loves wild! Mabel born to be wild! – WHO’S AT THE DOOR?! – ask Stan from inside the shack – No one, Grumpy Stan! – Mabel yells – I appreciate your discretion, Stan’s no fan of mine, what do you say we step away from here and chat a bit more? – Gideon says – Mabel’s friends are not here, and Mabel is boring… ok, Mabel will go with lil’ Gideon – Then looks inside the shack – Wendysister, Mabel will go out for a moment! – Ok, just don’t bite anyone! – Wendy says without take her eyes out of her magazine.
Moments later, Mabel and Gideon are on the roof of an abandoned factory on a cliff – Wow, the view from Gideon’s family’s factory is nuts! Mabel can see all places Mabel has prowled – Mabel, when I’m up here, looking down on all them little ol’ people, I feel like I’m king of all I survey… I guess that makes you my queen – Gideon tells her – Gideon is being so nice with Mabel – I’m speaking from the heart – Gideon tells her placing his hand over his hearth – Mabel didn’t know hearths could speak – Mabel, I’ve never felt this close with anyone, so, so close – Gideon has never sit close to someone? – (chuckles) You’re pretty funny, Mabel, will you do me the honor of going on a date with me? – Oh oh oh oh oh, Wendy and Candy have told Mabel about dates, Mabel has never had a date, Mabel doesn’t know if would be a good idea – Please Mabel, give me a chance – and makes her baby doll face – Okay then… Mabel guess – Mabel Corduroy, you have made me the happiest boy in the world! – and hugs her, Mabel hugs him too, but her face shows an expression of concern – Are you sniffing Mabel’s hair? –
At the Mystery Shack, Dipper and Pacifica are on the yellow sofa, playing a video game in an original Atari 2600 a video game – How can a game with just one button be so hard? – then, Mabel appears, looking worried – Hi Mabel’s new friends, have you seen Wendysister? – Sorry Mabel, Wendy finished her work some minutes ago – says Pacifica, Mabel looks down, and lays on the floor in a position that resembles a sad dog – Umm, is there something wrong? – Dipper ask – (sigh) Mabel has date with Gideon, but Mabel is just doing it because Mabel doesn’t want to hurt Gideon’s feelings, Mabel doesn’t want to hurt good people, so Mabel throw Gideon a bone – Mabel, guys don’t work that way, he’s gonna fall in love with you – says Dipper – Dipperman boy, so Dipperman knows a lot about boys – Yeah, Mabel, if you really don’t want to be Gideon’s girlfriend and you don’t want to hurt him, is better to be totally honest with him as soon as possible, or you could be falling in a web where you’ll be trapped – and Dipper looks at her suspiciously, Pacifica notices it, and moves her head in negation – I’m not saying it for any current experience in particular, honestly – says Pacifica, then the doorbell rings, Dipper goes to the door, and when he opens it, he sees a white horse of black mane at the entrance that startles him – Wha-what-what’s doing a horse here?! – then he sees Gideon, wearing a cowboy blue hat – Hello, uh, Dipper, right? is Mabel here? – Dipper stands up, and turns to the sitting room – Mabel! Gideon is here! – in the sitting room, Mabel stands up, walks in front of Pacifica, who grabs her from the shoulder, and Mabel turns to her – Remember, quick and honest – Mabel agrees with her head, keeps walking, until stopping near the horse, and Gideon offer her his hand – A night of enchantment awaits, milady! – Gideon says from over the horse.
Moments later, at a restaurant with an oceanic theme, Mabel and Gideon are sitting on a private room, separated for the rest of the restaurant, the entrance looks as the jaws of a megalodon, with the curtains open; the rest of the dinner guests look at them, and whisper about how cute the new couple looks; Gideon’s horse is also in the restaurant, drinking from a fountain – I can’t believe they let to bring Gideon’s horse in here – Mabel says while looks how the horse approaches to a table, eating the food of a woman – Well, people have a hard time saying not to me – Gideon says very confident, Mabel looks at the table, all cutlery in front of her, four different forks, two spoons and two knives, and a glass filled with sparkling water – Mabel has never seen so many forks, not water with bubbles on a glass. – The minutes pass, and Gideon finish his dish, cleaning his mouth elegantly with a handkerchief – And so I said “autograph your own headshot, lady” (laughs) – Uh, yeah – Mabel says a little concerned, while sees that in her plate there is a living lobster who tries to fight against Mabel’s fork – Mabel, tonight’s date was a complete success, and tomorrow’s date promises to top this one in every way! – Whoa-whoa, tomorrow? Mabel though there was gonna be only one date – Mabel said – Hark!, what a surprise, a red-crested South American rainbow macaw – Gideon says before a giant macaw appears, landing on Gideon’s stretched arm, scaring Mabel, who grabs the lobster trying to protect it – (whispering) Two, three, four – Gideon whispers to the bird – Mabel – the macaw begins to speak – will… you… accompany… Gideon to… ballroom… dance… this… thurbday – and Gideon shakes his arm – Thursday, kaw! – says the macaw before dropping a pink envelope with a heart from his beak, and flying away; the rest of the dinner guests, after hearing that, look at Mabel and Gideon with “aw” sounds, and commenting how adorable was that, and about Gideon’s girlfriend. Gideon takes the envelope, and shows it to Mabel – They’re expecting us, please, say you’ll go – Gideon, Mabel sorry, but Mabel gonna have to say… - but she everyone starts to comment how this is going to be adorable, and how sad will be if she rejects him, and her face begins to show the pressure of the situation.
Moments later, in a room made totally of wood, with posters of murder crime scenes, working signals, a wooden owl, an old TV, and over a bed of yellow sheets, Wendy is watching an old noir movie, when she hears a near door opening, she looks at it, and Mabel approaches, sitting sad next to Wendy, with the lobster in her hands – Why the long face Wildsis? Was the date that bad? – Wendy ask – Mabel doesn’t know, Mabel has new lobster now, and Gideon asked Mabel to go out with him again – And what did you tell him? – Mabel didn’t know how to say no, Gideon good guy, Mabel likes Gideon, but not as Mabel’s future mate, Mabel don’t want to hurt Gideon’s feelings – I know Wildsis – Wendy says while pats Mabel’s head – You are a good girl, but you must tell Gideon this, before things go too far – Is not easy, Mabel don’t know how to do it – Hey hey hey, I have seen you fighting bears with your bare hands, I know you’ll be able to say him “NO” – and Mabel smiles – Thank you Wendysister – and hugs Wendy – Mabel will do it.- At night, Mabel and Gideon are in a boat navigated by McGucket through a river, with Mabel wearing a floating vest, and Gideon floaters on his arms – Mabel though dancing was going to be the end of the evening – then Gideon takes Mabel’s hands – Don’t you want this evening to last, my sweet? – NO! – says Mabel scared and standing up, freeing his hands from Gideon’s, before to recover her composure – I mean, Mabel is always happy to hang out with a friend, buddy, pal, chum, other word for friend? – How about soulmate? – Gideon says in a little sinister tune, then, red fireworks appear on the sky, exploding forming hearts that says “MABEL” inside – Well, you can’t say no to that – McGucket says while Mabel grabs her face worried.
Then, at the Mystery Shack’s kitchen, Mabel is over the table, with her arms around her head, looking all paranoid – Gideon so nice! But Mabel can’t keep doing this! Mabel can’t break Gideon’s hearth! Mabel have no way out!!! – She says, while Dipper and Pacifica, who are sit on the chairs, look at her – And why are you saying us all this? – Pacifica ask, before Mabel moves towards Dipper, grabbing him from the shoulders, shaking him – Mabel need Dipperman’s help! Dipperman boy! Dipperman can talk to Gideon in a way he can break up with Gideon in Mabel’s place without hurting him! – You want me to do WHAT?! – Dipper ask stupefied, before Pacifica places her hands between them, separating Mabel from Dipper – Bad idea! bad idea, if Dipper goes to break with Gideon in your place, Gideon will interpret it like – then turns to Dipper, looking at him angry, and trying to make her best male voice – Hear me dude, I don’t like you’re getting to comfortable near my woman – and stings him with her index finger in the middle of the chest – So stay away from her! – says, pushing Dipper with her finger, making him fall from the chair, and she places her hands over her mouth, worried – I’m good, I’m good – Dipper says, then Pacifica looks at Mabel – You must be the one who breaks with him, you must stop being a coward and do it – BUT MABEL CAN’T! that’s why Mabel need friend’s helps! - and she puts her hands together, crossing her fingers, begging to Pacifica – Mabel begs to you! Please, help Mabel! – Pacifica looks concerned, and Dipper stands up – Ok, I’ll do it – and Pacifica looks at him amazed – What? are you really gonna do it? – Is obvious Mabel can’t do it, and all the stress is killing her, I know the consequences for not doing things on time, that’s why I’m gonna do it – Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you – Mabel hugs Dipper, making Pacifica look at her angry – But – Dipper says – If that doesn’t work, and/or Gideon comes after me, then you’ll have to be the one who breaks his hearth – Dipperman good man – Yes… enough with the hug – Pacifica says angry. -
AS INKBUNNY’S RULES SPECIFY THAT SEXUAL SITUATIONS WHERE HUMANS OF HUMAN-LIKE CHARACTERS, EVEN IN WRITING WORKS, ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE SITE, THE FULL CHAPTER CAN BE READ IN MY PIXIV, YOU’LL FIND THE LINK ON THE DESCRIPTION.
Made wih the help of my friend XUnlimited. None of us is a native English speaker, so please, forgive our grammar mistakes.
If you have suggestions of what episodes should be rewritten for this Alternate Universe, please, comment, just take in count that due the changes, some episodes wouldn't have ocurred in this universe.
If you have suggestions of what episodes should be rewritten for this Alternate Universe, please, comment, just take in count that due the changes, some episodes wouldn't have ocurred in this universe.
