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Birds and the Bees gone wrong...

Dana's last time playing Laser tag...

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by Danaume
Sometimes active imaginations are great, but sometimes... well... If I have to explain it, your parents probably didn't.

CharlieG
CharlieG
says: I guess most guys would like the idea of being as large as a sea monster, but it's not supposed to hit the 'little man in the boat'.  That's a job for the fingers or tongue!  (Or the scrotum and testicles, if you're doin' it doggy-style.)

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Published: 6 years ago
Rating: General

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NeksusCat
6 years ago
Damn, this is hilarious imagination! XD
Vinylshadow
6 years ago
I don't get it
Danaume
6 years ago
A common euphemism for the vulva is the pink canoe, and of course a euphemism for the clitoris is 'little man in the boat'. So this is the big bad snake monster sinking her ship.
Vinylshadow
6 years ago
hahaaaahhhhh

never heard that

they just told it to me bluntly
Lemur
6 years ago
Same here. "We f***ed. Then you came along. Our life was over." XD
Vinylshadow
6 years ago
I was a mistake, but they kept me because their parents threatened them
Exelbirth
6 years ago
I was an accident too. Born in spite of condoms and contraceptives.
Vinylshadow
6 years ago
nice
Thanatos
6 years ago
penis monster looks kinda hot
Sylva
6 years ago
*giggles* s'true!
AndyBunneh
6 years ago
Well, this  IS how they show it in medical books.
TheFurvert
6 years ago
I learned everything about sex on my own in many ways...
Mom's gave the talk to me sister though.. All she said was she was a "fertile turtle"
KairoTheDragon
6 years ago
luckily for me, my parents were rather blunt and to the point about sex...
quasiskunk
6 years ago
That girl's gunna be a virgin for life now! :)
Daneasaur
6 years ago
*chuckles*
deadmaninwonderland
6 years ago
Clearly we got very different versions of 'The Talk'
Winterfeline
6 years ago
My folks gave me a fairly blunt version, tempered by age. No "storch brought you" stuff, but "you grew in mother's stomach" early on, and later, ehhh father pretty much told "cock goes where!?" followed by being handed a porno movie. Along with a warning that it was unrealistic portrayal but would give the general idea at least, just an exaggerated one.

On the picture itself, her expression says a lot, and that euphenism use has probably made her very scared about trying anything. Which isn't probably intensional, but it might keep her parents from becoming grandparents as fast as with some teenagers.
Choxy
6 years ago
I didn't get it till I read CharlieG's comment.  Thought a bit then gave up and read comments X3
Lost
6 years ago
I don't remember how I found out. I do remember that my sex ed class in the 5th grade was full of shit, and I knew at the time it was full of shit.
Crassus
6 years ago
This has definitely got to be elaborated on in a sort of "Fisk" styled "red riding hood" manor. ;)
YX33A
6 years ago
Thankfully, I never got "The Talk".  My parents were smart enough to let me figure it out for myself.  I never asked, they knew I knew.  Easy, saved us both time.
Almost got one later in life.  Cue me telling them things they didn't even know.(apparently, I forget what I told them)
C0baltblaze
6 years ago
my parents never said squat and I kinda had to find out for myself, lots of sex ensued x3
SavagePuppy123
6 years ago
Hahahaha oh god that is funny but I don't get the purple fish thingy
Danaume
6 years ago
Penis = sea monster.
SavagePuppy123
6 years ago
Okay I got ya now
biohazard
6 years ago
When I was about ten, I jimmied the lock on a strongbox in my dad's desk, and found about a hundred black-and-white Polaroids of my parents having sex.  That worked, sort of...
Danaume
6 years ago
That... explains some of your art. ^.- (Which I totally miss seeing, btw.)
foxyxxx
6 years ago
Haha! As I said to a friend today, "You are imagining it wrong"...
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