The soothing sounds of wind chimes start up in the background and the commercial opens to a shot of a thickly diapered Starly happily toddling around the grassy terrain of her home’s backyard, taking advantage of this beautiful day of sunny skies and summer breezes. The toddler’s cheerful laughter soon blends in with the background music, creating quite the wholesome scene as she continues to waddle about.
“Those little Flying-types are quite fond of the outdoors, aren’t they?” says a feminine sounding voice shortly afterwards. “Of course, sunny days and soft grass are far from the only reasons your little one likes to frequently frolic outside!”
The background music soon shifts to a more energetic melody of flutes as the Starly starts flapping her wings, gleefully giggling while she watches her feet leave the grassy ground, greatly appreciating her recently acquired abilities of flight.
“Yes, the sky sure is the limit for these little fellas, and it’s no wonder they take every opportunity to put their wings to good use!” adds the narrator with a chuckle.
The Flying-type tot hovers higher off the ground and starts to fly around the big backyard, loving the liberating feelings of weightlessness that accompany such an action, contented by the currents of wind blowing across her body, thoroughly enjoying the thrill of this airborne experience while she zooms around the area.
“But, you know what’s bound to cause problems for your frequent flier?” the narrator rhetorically asks the audience.
The background music declines in energy and descends in pitch as the toddler starts to tire out after flying for just a few minutes, her movement becoming significantly slower as a slightly exhausted expression forms on her face.
“Those big, bulky diapers…” the narrator answers. “Sure, they’re just doing what they’re designed for, but the leading brands of disposable diapers simply aren’t aerodynamic enough to accommodate those little avians. This baby birdie shouldn’t have to fly around with all that baggage on her bottom, right?”
Too tired to move any farther, but still not satisfied to abandon the skies after such a short time, the pace of the music picks back up as the Starly starts to frantically flap her wings, a strained expression forming on her face as she tries to sustain her airborne state, undertaking this uphill battle against the forces of gravity Although, due to all the energy she’s exerting, due to all the tension building up in the toddler’s body from her extensive efforts, another kind of bodily action inevitably follows suit, a byproduct of both the baby birdie’s persistent pushing and her characteristic lack of continence.
SPLOOOOOOOORTCH!!!
A big mound of mess abruptly dumps into the Starly’s diaper, causing her to suddenly take a sharp drop due to the significant amount of sag, a large lump prominently protruding from her pampers as they droop far past her feet. Flapping her wings some more in another desperate attempt to remain in the air, her full diaper bobbing up and down all the while, it’s not too long until the large load proves to be too much weight for the toddler to handle, causing her to fall to the ground with a squelchy smoosh.
“Not only that, but once those diapers get loaded up, there’s no way to go but down. In their current state, full diapers don’t fly with your little Flying-type.” says the narrator as the Starly sports a pouty face, very upset with these current conditions as the background music approaches an awkward silence. “But, what if there was a diaper tailored to tots who like to take the air?”
With a finger snapping sound effect, the Starly’s poopy padding suddenly switches to something completely different, a sky blue diaper with darker blue ruffles and white clouds and feathers as their primary pattern. The background music then returns to its energetic state and the toddler stands back up with a wide smile on her face, clearly satisfied by this new diaper as she shows it off with a silly shake of her bottom.
“Well, now that’s no longer a matter of ‘what if?’! Introducing our Crinkly Clouds! The ideal diaper for your feathery little fella!” says the narrator in a far more enthusiastic tone.
Cheerful laughter is heard from the little Starly as she toddles around the grassy terrain once again, feeling only the purest form of comfort from the crinkly garment wrapped around her waist. To show precisely why that’s the case, the camera then zooms in on the birdie’s padded bottom, showcasing the diaper’s captivating components while she continues to move around.
“The name isn’t just for show, you know! Made from only the highest quality of materials, our diapers are guaranteed to feel as soft and comfy as a cloud, providing lots of cushion for your kid both on the ground and in the air!” the narrator adds as the words ‘Soft and Cushiony Surface’ appear in a sky blue font.
Highlighting even more of the diaper’s selling points, the commercial then transitions to the Starly taking to the skies yet again, her movements now noticeably faster than before, soaring several laps around the backyard while still having lots of energy to spare.
“While we choose materials of the highest quality, that doesn’t mean they need to be of the highest quantity!” says the narrator as the words ‘Lovely Lightweight Sensation’ appear in that same sky blue font. “Because of this, Crinkly Clouds have a very lightweight feel, unlike the leading brands of diapers that burden your baby birdie with bulky bottoms.”
Although, after several more moments of soaring through the skies, the Starly suddenly comes to a stop as she feels a big pressure in her bowels, putting her airborne adventures on pause to prioritize this perennial ritual of pamper packing.
“However, our diapers not being as bulky as the leading brand doesn’t make them any less capable of containing your little one’s lumpy loads.” says the narrator as the Flying-type toddler tenses up her face, the sounds of strained grunts blending into the background music all the while. “In fact, in that regard, Crinkly Clouds have another special function sure to satisfy your Flying-type!”
BRAAAAAAAAAP!!! PBLOOOOOOORMPH!!!
Immediately after the narrator stops speaking, the Starly drops a dumpy deluge of mess into her diaper, causing it to droop as several solids pile into her pampers. And yet, despite the large, lumpy load lurking within, the Flying-type tot only experiences a slight drop in elevation, all thanks to its significantly less saggy state.
“Thanks to the compact and flexible interior of Crinkly Clouds, full diapers are no longer an abrupt end to your little one’s aerial antics!” says the narrator as the words ‘Significantly Less Sag’ appear on the screen, all while the toddler continues to happily occupy the skies despite the loaded diaper between her legs.
Finally, to close off the commercial, the Starly is seen standing back on the grassy ground, standing beside a big pack of Crinkly Clouds and smiling at the camera.
“Crinkly Clouds. The perfect padding for your petit pilot.” says the narrator as the brand name appears in sky blue letters, with both words being separated by a fluffy cloud while the slogan pops up from below.
Shortly after the narrator makes that statement, the toddler lifts herself off the ground and does a graceful backflip in the air, accentuating the aerodynamic aspects of her new and improved diapers. Sporting a wider smile as the Starly happily flaps her wings at a faster pace, the music soon fades away and the commercial promptly comes to a close.
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