"I could wrestle. I don't care if it's a guy or a girl, but they'd have to be like GRRRR. Because I don't even want to date someone who's not GRRR." "Yeah they'd be super tough and cool, and we'd be all tired and dirty and bleeding, and then we'd lay on the floor and tell each other secrets.
Someone commissioned a pic of Mae Borowski wrestling with my girl Suey the rabid badgerine (with or without mud). Looks like Mae bit off more than she can chew...