"Catch me if you can, PPP !" shouted Lupin Pink, the french phantom thief as he ran while holding the precious cookie stolen from the pony's lunchbox. Patren Reigo looked confused. "What does PPP mean ?" "It means Padded Purple Pony... or Padded Pony Princess or..." answered the wolf before being cut of. "I'm Patren Reigo ! It the 4th patroller ! Or my name is Noël !" shouted the pony. "Yes, yes, don't mess your diaper more than it is already." chuckled Loupy the wolf. "I guess, with a name meaning Christmas in my french native tongue, you like leaving gifts in those !" "Huff I'll catch you ! Give me back my cookie !" "Oh, ce cookie était tellement délicieux..." chuckled the wolf "it is already gone... just like all your hopes to catch me. Maybe next time, get a change before running after a phantom thief !" as he disappeared into the night
Part 2 : Joyeux noël ! Just like the monte-en-l'air that I am, I'm escaping the purple sissy pony with my cookie. Since it's christmas, i told him Merry Christmas in my mother tongue of French, fitting since the soaked diaper wearing equine is called Noel. And to make sure she isn't naughty, a top hat on her muzzle will make her aim fail as I disappear in a cloud of baby powder !
