Previously on A Toon Rabbit in a Weasels' Den:
Rueben Rabbit had moved into his new home when he found out that he will be housemates with 5 attractive female toon weasels!
Rueben: Oh, man! What did I do wrong to deserve this?!
Episode 2: First Meal Together
Rueben: (lying on his bed, sighs) Should I tell the girls that I'm still a virgin? Or maybe they already found out.
Meanwhile, downstairs int he kitchen
Persephone: Alright, ladies, it's almost time for dinner. Now, shall we cook something for our little bunny friend or should we do takeout?
Mary Jane: Eh, takeouts are too expensive these days.
Venus: MJ is right. Besides, we have ingredients we need to use before they go bad....again!
Persephone: So, whaddaya say, ladies? Shall we cook something for dinner?
Girls: Sure!/I'd be down for that./Yeah!
Persephone: Alright, ladies...(claps her hands together) Let's do some meal planning!
(the scene changes to all 5 of the weasel girls wearing aprons and chef hats)
Persephone: Alrighty, then...what should we make for dinner?
Mary Jane: I ain't picky.
Beatrice: What about gumbo?
Persephone: Nah. Too soupy.
Beatrice: Aww...
Cindy: Oh-oh-oh! Let's make pancakes!
Persephone: Breakfast for dinner is for Saturdays. Today is Wednesday.
Cindy: Oh.
Venus: We could make some pasta.
Persephone: Nah. We're out of pasta sauce, anyway.
Venus: I see.
Persephone: (thinks for a couple seconds, then she snaps her fingers, gets an idea) I got it! Let's cook that chicken we got in the fridge! We'll also make some mashed potatoes and gravy! And for our vegetarian, we'll make him a Caesar salad.
Cindy: Chicken! Yumyumyum!
Venus: Oh, that sounds delightful!
Mary Jane: Now that's a righteous plan, man.
Beatrice: Oh, goody! I'll make the taters!
Persephone: Then it's settled. Now...let's begin, shall we?
(a cooking montage begins with the Benny Hill theme song playing in the background)
Beatrice: (mashing the potatoes)
Cindy: (tossing the salad, literally)
Mary Jane: (trying to open a jar of gravy, the lid stays tightly on)
Persephone: (takes the chicken out of the fridge, places it on a pan)
Cindy: (drops the salad bowl, scrambles to pick up the pieces)
Beatrice: (overdoes it with the mashing)
Cindy: (frantically picks up the pieces of the salad, puts them in the salad bowl)
Mary Jane: (struggling to open the gravy jar, trying to pull the lid off)
Persephone: Carefully puts the chicken in the oven, closes the oven door)
Beatrice: (some of the mashed potato spills onto her chest)
Cindy: (starts putting in the croutons, then she mixes the salad up like batter for a cake)
Mary Jane: (tries to bite the lid off the jar, the lid is still on)
Venus: (approaches Mary Jane, rolls her eyes, holds out her hand)
Mary Jane: (gives Venus the jar of gravy)
Venus: (takes the jar, unscrews the jar and opens it with ease)
Mary Jane: (has a shocked look on her face, her mouth hangs open in shock)
Venus: (gives Mary Jane the jar, walks away)
Persephone: (has a pair of oven mitts on, she carefully removes the chicken)
The montage ends, the song ends
The chicken, mashed potatoes, and salad are all placed on the dining table. The mashed potatoes are all messy. The salad looks unappetizing. The only thing that looks good is the chicken
Persephone: Now that dinner is ready, who's gonna go fetch our lagomorph friend?
Cindy: Oh! Me, me, me!
Persephone: Alright, Cindy. You go get him.
Cindy: Yay! (dashes up the stairs, bangs on Rueben's door) Hey, Rueben!
Rueben: (answers the door) Huh? Oh, hi, Cindy.
Cindy: (grabs Rueben's arm) C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Dinner's ready!
Rueben: Cool. I am getting hungry. Whoa!
Cindy: (pulls Rueben by the arm, they both head to the dining room) Here he is!
Persephone: Excellent. Now that everyone is here, let's eat!
(the scene shifts to everyone sitting at the table)
Rueben: (stares at his salad)
Girls: (all stare at Rueben, smiling at him)
Rueben: (gulps, grabs his fork, scoops up a bit of his salad, takes a bite, starts chewing slowly, then he realizes that he enjoys it, swallows) Hey, this is actually really good! (takes another bite)
Beatrice: He loves it!
Cindy: Yay!
Persephone: We made that salad just for you, darling.
Rueben: Aww! You didn't have to do that. I'm pretty good at cooking, myself.
Venus: Perhaps you should cook for us sometime.
Rueben: Sounds good to me.
Cindy: (noisily and messily eats her meal)
Persephone: Cindy! Where are your manners?!
Cindy: (stops eating, swallows)
Persephone: Ahem! Anyway, let us enjoy our first meal together.
(they all continue eating)
(the scene shift to the dining table being empty)
Venus: (rinsing the dishes)
Mary Jane: (puts the rinsed dishes into the dishwasher)
Persephone: Ahhh....that chicken was delicious. I sure know how to come up with good ideas.
Mary Jane: Yeah, on a rare occasion.
Persephone: (her eye twitches in anger) What did you say?!
Mary Jane: Nothin'.
Persephone: That's what I thought.
Cindy: (yawns, smacks her lips)
Rueben: I think we all need to get some shut-eye.
Persephone: I suppose you're right, Rueben. It is getting close to bedtime.
(they all head to bed in each of their own bedrooms, the weasel girls all drift off to sleep)
Rueben: (lying in bed, with his pajamas on) Y'know, I think I'm gonna like living with those girls. (slowly drifts off to sleep)
End of episode 2
