"okay, let me see, do I have everything I need for my movie marathon tonight?" Joey asked himself looking at tray table beside him, "Soda, popcorn, candy, chex mix, yup looks like it's all here" Joey replied before giving his diaper a pat, "And Diaper is nice and dry and fresh, good cause the movies are about to start"
Joey excitedly grabbed his remote and switched the tv on and changed the channel to a channel playing some old cheesy horror movies.
"Can't think of a better way to spend a saturday night" He comments to himself
The first movie began to play with its usual creepy music seeing the title appear on screen, 'The Beast With Eight Legs' as the otter grabbed a handful of popcorn ready to chow down. The movie began to show its cheap special effects, with its painfully obvious fake spider props as they made no attempt to hide the strings used to move the legs.
"Oh wow, when was this movie made? There's no way they were expecting this movie to be taken seriously" Joey commented before breaking out in laughter
Joey kept watching the movie as one of the characters in the movie began to scream in horror, really putting too much effort in being scared as the spider very slowly made its way up to them.
"Well maybe if you spent less time screaming you could of run away" Joey commented jokingly before looking at the television screen a bit more closely, "Huh what's that?"
On the screen, the otter could see a more real looking spider standing on a rock in the background of the movie.
"That..... looks really out of place.....did they add that in there?" Joey asked squinting his eyes, leaning in forward
Just as he did, he saw the spider crawl around a little before jumping off the screen towards the otter.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHATTHEF......." Joey exclaimed as he flung himself backwards away from the spider making the couch fall over backwards, cutting him off mid sentence
The otter flailed his limbs around some trying to get back onto his feet, to get away from the spider. Rolling over off his back, he proceeded to crawl off towards the kitchen and used a table in there to help pull himself back on up.
"I need a weapon, i need something to fight that spawn of satan" Joey replied nervously looking around before grabbing an old magazine "Perfect!" Joey exclaimed rolling it up
Cautiously, the otter treaded his way back into his living room and began nervously looking around for the spider before seeing it on the wall behind the tv.
"Got you now" Joey replied tiptoeing his way on up silently
Joey raised up his arm ready to smack with all his might, as his shadow loomed over over the seemingly unaware spider. Just as the otter was about to smack the spider, Joey's friend Char was about to knock on the otters front door before stopping hearing some crashing noises from inside.
"What the heck is he doing in there?" Char asked before seeing the door fly open
With a look of surprise he saw the otter run outside in only his diaper screaming in fear being chased by a spider weilding a rolled up magazine.
"Nope, not even gonna ask" Char replied before walking away whistling to himself
yes, this is how i think any altercations with a spider would go. dun like. *hides in a pillow fort and hangs a sign outside saying no spiders allowed*
