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As for the surname? I'll go ahead myself with "Boudica", as suggested by WP's draft page on the upcoming British adventure epic Boudica: The Queen of War. (Might as well rush in a character sheet for her by daylight while we're at it.) Even better: Let's call her Shannon Boudica Guillart. (H/T another WP newcomer, Ricky Guillart [Hispanic-American actor and model]. I was about to make Guillart her middle name, but changed my mind at the very last minute while typing this announcement out.) |
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[Finally,] Danny the dog (the raccoon cousins' boyfriend) [has] a biological soulmate! The Skater Girl loves loving a lot, but freaks out at the idea of having puppies. That's why she invests in the in-universe "Lightning" brand for her potential mates every once in a while;[1] helps that she once starred in a series of their commercials. (Title image song performed by Mortimer of Jamaica, who is not tracked by WP yet; this was a selection of Adanson's post-re.BUILD fling at Santa Rosa Beach in the Panhandle back in February 2020. As their slogan goes: "Fast...cheap...puts you in control!") Being a Lightning spokesperson is a blessing and a curse: You get enough salary to last you two whole years--the company is backed by a native Cayman-based-turned-multinational firm--but once some in your circles find out, they turn their backs on you and seldom ever speak to you again. (Ostracism at its finest.) [1] For the responsible adults reading this: Guess what type of prevention methods fellow competitors Trojan and Durex are? |
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