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>At last, the dust clouds petered out, blowing into the distance.
>The last, dull thump of a monster-sized step echoed against the buildings, petering out into the growling of engines.
>Military armor loitered near the two new additions to the beach's sand dunes.
>The sleepy kaiju remain planted in the spot where they fell.
>''Did they die?''
>''It?s just like war of the worlds! The germs got them!"
>"Um, Sergeant, they?re just napping."
>The cheering had made the two monsterhorses shift in their sleep.
"...."
"...."
>"...I want a ten-mile perimeter set up an hour ago!"
>Some reporters later attempted to get to the scene but they are stopped by military police
>"Ma?am, this is the event horizon. Everyone who has gone past this point hasn?t returned."
>"Wh-what happened to them?"
>"They got taken. You see, this is the event horizon for.... the snuggle zone.''
>''DUN DUN DUN!!!!'' the other MP adds.
>The reporter is taken aback, but only for a moment.
>''What do you mean?''
>One of the uniforms pointed behind him.
>''See those things?''
>''Turns out both of them and their tentacle bits keep grabbing people in their sleep.''
>''They just pull them close like teddy bears!'' the other MP finishes.
>Camera cuts to a few generic army dudes tangled up in the deadly beasts' snares.
>''Are they dead?!''
>The two MP's look behind themselves at the sleeping behemoths and then at each other.
>''Yes. Everyone's dead.''
>A voice calls from the tangled, snoring mass.
>"Uh, guys, little help?"
>The MP cups his hands in front of his mouth and yells.
>"Johnson! We?ll never forget your ultimate sacrifice!"
>"What?! They?re just holding us! Pull us free you idio-"
>"Like I said, ma?am, it?s the event horizon.''
>The other one holds up a flashlight to his own face.
>''No one returrrrrns!"
>Behind him, the voice in the distance becomes shrill.
>''Fuck you, Mike!''
>The disturbance only makes Orchid pull him closer, nuzzling him against her cheek until she sighs happily.
>''Like we said...''
>Returning the flashlight to his face, the MP makes a spooky face.
>''...noooobody retuuuuurns. Boooo! The end,'' he said, switching the flashlight off.
[roll credits]
