Here we see Gunther, a big bellied, overweight fox that was pressured into doing one of those "tail spinny, helicoptery thingies" that foxes and squirrels do with their big tails. Not one to back down from a challenge, Gunz (as he likes to be called) readied his big, round body and whirled his tail like a fluffy propeller. "Think you might be a little too....big, wouldn't you say," asked one of his drinking buddies, gazing at his newly confident fat fox friend. "Shut up...*huff*, I can do this!" He whirled again, to no avail. Feeling humiliated as he saw the smug expressions on the faces of the onlookers, knowing full well that someone so fat couldn't hover if they wanted to, Gunz in one last defiant attempt whirled his fat, bushy tail again...
This time? His feet were dangling. "OOOooooooooooh," gasped some in the crowd, as others were now contemplating just how high their orange, pudgy friend could lift himself off the ground. "HIGHER! HIGHER! HIGHER!" Cheered his drunked buddies, chuckling with amusement at this new peculiar spectacle. "Dude, he's like a fatass Tails, haha," one jested. "Gotta press the A button twice to do the helicoptery thing, dude" another buddy shouted in reference. "We have have lift off, Houston. Butt copter is airborn" yet another chimed in.
Encouraged by the entourage of his peers, Gunz felt a burst of adrenaline he hadn't felt in such a long time. The fox concentrated harder and whirled even harder and faster, giving slightly more height to his hovering distance. While Gunz had barely lifted himself and hovered barely 2 feet off the ground, it was enough to bring him a sense of accomplishment and pride. In one last daring feat, the orange fox lifted his two legs further up, parallel to the ground so as to give his audience the sure fire proof that he was, indeed, HOVERING. Amazingly, his two feet were now bent and postured up behind his rounded body as he gestured with two thumbs up to his drunken crowd. He really IS like those furry, video game characters...
"God, I'm so freakin' fat..." 🦊💦 Gunther thought to himself in his short lived moment of glory.
