Mickey the Babysitter
Commission #159
For Wonald
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Usually whenever Mickey was over at Shadow and Eclipse’s humble abode it was to have a bit of fun making the bedroom rock. Mickey and Eclipse’s relationship had soared quite high and the amusement that was to be had making the other go moo never seemed to stop.
That said, they had lives outside of their misadventures together and that’s why Shadow and Eclipse were headed off. This time, Mickey was to mind the house with a bit of an extra task ahead of him.
“Okay, so, here’s Blurk’s favorite foods. Here’s the song I usually play to make Cregal quit flying all over the house. Cyzer is very fast so be sure to use this rattle to attract them. Oh, and Rhygenta is very shy of course so they’re gonna need their special blanket–!” Eclipse was mouthing off rather crazily towards his boyfriend Mickey here. This was a list of special needs that the Dark Arms, Eclipse’s lovely little babies, supposedly needed to remain in Mickey’s good graces while he babysat them.
Mickey sweatdropped and stopped Eclipse from talking by pressing a hand to his mouth. “Yeah, yeah. I got it, okay. Can you do me a favor and breathe?”
Mickey removed his hand from Eclipse’s mouth and he took in a deep breath. He then slumped and grumbled. “I’m sorry. We’ve been through a lot to get to this point so I still tend to worry a ton…”
“It’s no big deal,” Mickey said, waving his hands about with a light, slightly nervous chuckle. “You know me well enough and I know them well enough. We’ll be sure to have loads of fun together and I’ll keep them safe.”
Mickey said this with all four of the bouncing Dark Arms behind him. The wisp-harvested Black Arms alien sprites seemed pretty comfortable where they were, all things considered.
Eclipse pouted at how cute they all looked together. He then pressed a hand to his eyes and began spraying waterfalls of tears off to the side. “Ahhh! It’s so precious~! I can’t handle it–!”
Shadow the Hedgehog, Eclipse’s big brother, was standing right next to him this entire time, grimacing with disdain for this openly emotional display. It was entirely unnecessary too.
“We’ve established that everything is fine already. Can we please go now? We have several things we need to take care of,” Shadow snapped a bit, turning around to stomp off.
“Yeah, fine. Sure, whatever. I’m coming.” Eclipse sighed and turned to follow after his brother. “I’ll be sure to tell you all about Area 51 when we get back.” He called back to Mickey.
“Please don’t. It’s classified,” Shadow retorted.
Mickey smiled and shut the door. Those two never seemed to change but that’s what he loved about them. Either way, it was his turn to be responsible and that meant getting these little rascals some food, maybe a bath, and then to bed.
Mickey clapped his hands with delight and spun around to face them. “Alright guys! Who’s ready for a special, healthy din-din before their bubble bath and bed?”
The area behind him was empty. Mickey blinked. He was temporarily confused before he glanced over and saw the Dark Arms bouncing and playing on the couch.
“Uhh~! Hey, now–!” Mickey scrambled over and skidded to a stop in the center of their wild playtime. “Listen guys I know this feels like a time to get all crazy with Eclipse gone but I’m here to babysit you. Let’s not get too crazy.”
The four of them made yipping noises at him, urging him to play. Rhygenta even bounced into his hands and danced a little happily in his palms. It made Mickey blush a little at how cute he was.
“Okay but we’ll play just for a little bit. How’s about a game of tag and then go eat? I’ll try to tag you and if I do then you go eat? Sound like a plan?” Mickey asked and let Rhygenta bounce back onto the couch. “Alright, now go!”
Cregal spread his wings and zoomed directly at Mickey’s face!
“Huh?! WAAAH!” Mickey screamed before he was hit and made to spin around in place. He stumbled around, eyes rolling, before tripping over the table and sliding on top of it. He fell over and hit the floor with his butt and and tail in the air. “GAAAUGH!”
Cregal began giggling as he kept flying in circles. Mickey groaned and then rotated himself to being on all fours. It was then that he spotted Rhygenta bouncing along the floor.
“Okay… I got you!” Mickey jumped and leapt at Rhygenta but he happily jumped away, letting Mickey’s chin slam against the floor! His eyes spun again and he groaned in a bit of shock and pain. “H-Hold still…! D-Don’t you WANT to go eat?!”
On cue, Blurk bounced up behind him and chomped down on his tail!
Mickey screamed and jumped into the air, flailing his arms and legs about with teary eyes. “GYAAAAAH! NOOOOOOO~! BLURK! LET ME GOOOOOO!” He screamed in pain as Blurk kept chewing on his tail. He wasn’t being malicious. He just thought it made for a nice chew toy. Seems he wasn’t even interested in playing the game.
That would have been fine but he was causing Mickey a ton of pain right now!
Mickey was bouncing and dancing around the room as Blurk bit into his tail. It made him spasm and jerk about like a drunk ballerina. Rhygenta thought this was hilarious.
“Knock it off! PLEASE!” Mickey reached over to try and grab Blurk but that left his big butt swinging over to face Cyzer. Cyzer licked his lips and decided they wanted to have fun.
So, they shimmied down Mickey’s pants from behind! Mickey screeched and his eyes crossed. He felt Cyzer start to slither and shake around the inside of his pants.
“No! NO! This isn’t how you play tag! I’m SUPPOSED TAAAAAUGH!” Mickey jolted and bounced up and down, wiggling his crotch and butt every which way.
Rhygenta was giggling even more now. Mickey looked so funny.
“G-Get ouuuUUUUuUT!” Mickey whined, feeling Cyzer crawl throughout all his clothes. He went up his shirt and back down into his pants and eventually his underwear! Mickey swooned and felt his eyes twitch when he did that. He couldn’t let himself get excited by the touch though!
Panicked, Mickey began removing his clothes to try and get Cyzer off of him and exposed! He tossed away his pajama top and then slid off his pajama pants, dancing around in just his orange underoos with Kion from the Lion Guard on them and his white socks.
That’s when Cyzer bit down on something he shouldn’t have while in Mickey’s underwear!
“YEAAAAAAGH!” Mickey screamed and Cyzer jumped out, smacking him in the face a bit and making Mickey twirl like a ballerina, his tongue out momentarily.
Rhygenta’s laughter was increasing now. It was so powerful that it grew dangerous, even. Their laughter rang out and reverberated as a huge musical blast that fired right into Mickey’s body!
Rhygenta’s power allowed them to generate massive soundwaves that could blow away their enemies. Unfortunately, Mickey was at the center of it now. The laughter echoed in his ears and started to make him skid backwards from the force.
Thankfully, it blew Blurk off his tail and onto the carpet but it also started to blow Mickey back so much, he was making goofy faces thanks to the wind.
The other Dark Arms saw this and began laughing as well. Mickey began to blush a little but felt the wind blast of Rhygenta’s laughter reach a fever pitch as he was blasted backwards and sent flying into the kitchen!
There, his head rammed into a pan that was hung over the stove and he fell butt first onto the top of it. With a groan, he slumped, tongue out and eyes rolling while his feet accidentally hit the turn dial on the stove.
That lit a fire under the spot he was sitting and Mickey screeched, jumping into the air and bashing his head against the ceiling when the flame hit his butt.
Thankfully, he caught himself on the pan this time and swung himself over to the table. Unfortunately, the hit to the head made him super loopy.
“Hello, Coca-Cola Polar Bear~! No sir, I’d love to invest in grape soda todaaaaay~!” Mickey giggled and fell onto the floor.
The four Dark Arms bounced into the kitchen and observed him as he laid there. Mickey groaned and sat up, turning the stove off only to gasp in shock as he saw Cregal happily start flying around the room again.
“GAH! No! Cregal! Bad! Knock it off!” Mickey jumped and tried to chase after him. Cregal wasn’t listening though. Mickey had just made knocking into stuff look fun so he was knocking down stuff from the cupboard down to the floor.
Mickey was chasing after him, directly under him, and his eyes widened when he realized what that meant.
He stopped to try and retreat but a large pot slammed onto his head before he could move and bounced off to the side. Mickey’s body sprung down and then back up like an accordion before he straightened himself out.
“Duur! No raining in duh house~!” Mickey gurgled.
A pan slammed onto his head. Then a box of power tools complete with hammers and mallets all came raining down. The tool box opened and each one smashed against his head, making Mickey’s eyes cross, uncross, spin, roll, and then dart around like billiards with each hit.
Each hit also made the dopey smile on his face increase in width until he was standing with his legs spread and his tongue flopped out the side of his mouth. Chirping birdies and bright colorful stars circled around his head as the knot on his cranium grew to accommodate it.
Then a horseshoe from above the cabinet fell on top of his head and rang around the oval shaped knot protruding from his fur. Mickey giggled and raised his finger, a gap in his teeth now.
“TWO POINTS! Mr. Director man TELL EM WHAT HE’S WON! DUUUUuuhhHhrrr~! A NEW CAR!” Mickey blurted out in a supremely dumb sounding voice before shaking his butt from left to right while shimmying his fists up and down.
He then sighed and fell over, smacking his chin against the table on his way down. His body spasmed and jolted, making him fall onto his back, spread-eagle. The pain ripped through him and he started humping up and down while knocked out cold on the floor.
The four Dark Arms gathered round to inspect him once Cregal realized the game seemed to be over and stopped flying. Blurk took this chance to continue chewing on his tail though.
Rhygenta observed Mickey and saw the front of his briefs start to increase in wetness. It seems he was peeing himself…
They looked over Mickey’s face and saw his eyes cracked open just barely and his pupils rolling underneath them along with his dopey little smile.
Rhygenta saw Blurk, Cregal, and Cyzer sizing up Mickey but decided to bounce in front of them and shake their head. They then patted Mickey’s head down and made sounds to indicate that they oughta be nicer to Mickey now.
The other three looked Mickey over and then at themselves before seeming a bit understanding of Rhygenta’s plea. They all equally nodded but seemed to be inquiring as to how they could help Mickey here.
Rhygenta knew from watching the exploits of Mickey and the others that when they wet themselves, they were supposed to be helpfully put into big, fluffy, white garments called diapers. They had some in the closet nearby as leftovers from either a prank gone wrong or a dare riddled sleepover. Either way, it was just what they needed.
The four of them gathered round Mickey and decided to each handle a different thing. Blurk grabbed jars of food and stuffed Mickey’s mouth with the mush they had in the pantry. Mickey’s mouth was made a mess of but they felt they had successfully fed him.
Then, Cregal grabbed Mickey by his underwear and flew him up the stairs in a tremendous wedgie that would have likely knocked him back out if he were awake. Cyzer blasted the nozzle of the tub to make the water flow and then they dropped Mickey into the tub after shaking him out of his soaking wet briefs.
They used the brushes in there to sloppily clean his butt down.
When that was done, and the water was stopped via shoving rocks into the hole Cyzer made in the wall, Mickey was laid down onto the Dora the Explorer diaper they got from the closet.
Mickey’s head tilted a bit. By now his eyes were completely closed, though his tongue was still hanging out the side. Rhygenta giggled happily as they dumped half a bottle of itching powder they mistook for baby powder down onto his crotch and taped the diaper onto Mickey’s butt without a second glance.
They then dragged Mickey’s body into Eclipse’s room where he was dumped onto the bed with his face in the pillow and his diapered rump in the air.
The itching made Mickey’s butt hump up and down without his consent but he was snoring rather loudly by this point. It would likely be an unbearable and painful itching experience for him when he woke up thanks to the powder being allowed to fester all night against him like this.
Still, the Dark Arms did their best. They bounced with delight and happiness as they turned off the light and allowed their babysitter to fall asleep.
He’d be so proud of them, they thought.
In reality, he’d be mostly embarrassed followed by scared of the massive paddling both Shadow and Eclipse were to give him the following day for this colossal failure.
They grow up so fast.
