Hey folks, Ukino here. Taking a page out of Mikey boy’s book and doing the narration myself. This is an important special occasion, so I want it to be special. That, and it seemed like fun.
Today is Vypra’s birthday and I had something good planned for her. I’ve been taking advantage of my time in her palace. Yeah yeah, the whole royal consort thing. I’ve been working on my cooking, and I knew this little gift would wow her. Good thing I asked the palace guards to keep her entertained while I finished up the preparations.
See, Vypra’s favorite food is pineapple. Whenever I wanna cheer her up, I give her some freshly cut slices. So I worked with the royal chefs to make her a treat for her special day: a pineapple cake. Inside the sweet and soft pastry was mixed with fruity goodness. And outside it was topped with freshly cut slices to enjoy. I showed it to her and she was as excited as I knew she would be.
Course, I didn’t mention that pineapple also gets her raring to go. After she had a few slices, she was on like nobody’s business. So it looks like I’m getting a present too~.
Ukino: “Happy Birthday, Scotty! Thanks for introducing me to Vypie! Now where was I…?” 😈
Scotty-Lad
