British Guy: "That's how you build an empire. We took countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. I claim India for Britain!"
Indian Guy: "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!"
British Guy: "Do you have a flag?"
Nice work, by the way.
British Guy: "That's how you build an empire. We took countries with the cunning use of flags. Just
