I was informed last night that people were returning with pizza for dinner. That sounded good. I like pizza, obviously. I figured I knew exactly what and where they were getting... and even if they didn't go to the chain I prefer, it would probably be fine. So I was totally down and excited for pizza.
It took longer than usual to arrive, that should have been my first sign, but indeed they didn't go to the place I like. They went waaaay out of the way to get something from another chain we don't go to often because it's too far out and... not even as good as more local pizza. So I was already worried, but it was fine. It's still-- oh- Oh. No. They opened the box before me... It was a thin crust. A flat as hell nothing of a pizza sliced into tiny pieces like we were taking this thing to a fucking party. We never get thin crust... why the fuck did they get thin crust?! Fuuuuuuuuuck...
It was terrible. Like chewing on wet cardboard. -.-;; I absolutely hated it. And since it was so small and cut into weird slices, I had no idea how much I should even eat of it, so I probably wound up eating more of it than I had any business suffering through.
This is not a slam on pizza with thin crust... Eidolon used to take us to an italian place that did thin crust pizzas and they were great. Hell, Mod Pizza is pretty thin crust too and they're great. But this was like... fast-food chain thin crust that had to sit in the car for probably half an hour after coming out of the oven to get to us because that store is too far away for us to have any business going to it, but I'm sure my sister demanded it while she was visiting because SHE IS AN IDIOT... and so we all Suffer. Bleeghh... >.<;;
....and I don't know why I'm beating around the bush, it was Domino's. Fuck Domino's.
Ohh you would love the pizzas the store in my village sells is super great pizza , in flint I liked hungry Howes and Little Caesars Pizza but now were I live thos pizza shops aren't here, but people in the village told me about the Kris mart and that they have the very best pizza and other hot foods ever, I'm like right o. Then when I ordered a pizza from them they made it right to order, and I can tell you is just yummy super great pizza 🍕🍕 best I ever had in my life.
Ohh you would love the pizzas the store in my village sells is super great pizza , in flint I liked
There are so many better pizza places I've been to here and there. Chain-restaurants in the fast food sector are just awful at, almost universally <.<;; But location tends to be an important factor too. I think the Dominos in Washinton was good? But also that wasn't thin crust, so that also factors in.
There are so many better pizza places I've been to here and there. Chain-restaurants in the fast foo
Yeah, there's a style of thin crust that is basically pizza toppings on what feels like a limp saltine cracker that I really hate, and in general I'm not a big fan of most thin crust styles. Crust needs some chew at least.
Yeah, there's a style of thin crust that is basically pizza toppings on what feels like a limp salti
