March ventured through the portal, only to fall from the other side onto something big and soft.
When he looked up, he saw not a human, but a bovine; a very big, very female bovine.
Shocked at first, she was soon in awe of the adorable lagomorph.
March guessed wildly that this is likely a world of not only humans, but anthropomorphic animals. A fascinating world, but obviously not the destination he was supposed to go.
As much as he wanted to get to know her better, personally, he had a good idea that this cow lady was married, if the voluptuous figure (and the wedding ring) was a good sign. He was a lot of things, but a homewrecker was not one of them.
As he made his way out, though, he heard thunderous booms behind him, with increasing volume. As if sensing death himself, March ran and hopped out of the room and out of the house, not daring to look behind to find out the source of the horrifying roar.
He finally lost the monster, and March finally had time to wonder about the most important question:
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO HIS CLOTHES?!
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Mr. and Mrs. Bull belong to shonuff44 art by shonuff44 Originally posted on 4/1/2018.
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