So this year I learned what a Yule Cat is, a sort of big monster cat that eats naughty children who didn't get new clothes for Christmas. Being a rather large feline who enjoys eating people time to time myself, I figured I would fit this role pretty well myself. With the help of a size changing patch, I have gone and done my holiday duty... though it's kinda hard to tell who has new clothes or not. I did get those annoying teens who throw snowballs at my car... and those carolers who sing off key. I guess thats close enough. Flower seems a bit annoyed though since I am now too big to fit in the house... but at least it will wear off on the 26th.
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