Serith was just going to the beach when someone turned him into a giant kangaroo! Now he is left grappling with some important questions and thoughts like: How did this happen? Why did this happen? Is there any way to fix this? Why did my surfboard get bigger but not my clothes? Wait, wheres my junk? Ooh, lots of kangaroos! So many pointy roo ears...must touch and gnaw on...wait why do i keep looking at their feet?
One of you infected me with your kangaroo-ness! Now I will track you down and kick you with my feet so hard you'll... Wait a minute...I meant I will make you lick all over my hot soles with that... Gah, NO! Thats not what I wanted to say! I meant to say I will throw you into a pile of gym socks for doing this to me...hot...sweaty....gym...socks....*drools for some time before snapping out of it* No! Its progressing fast! All I can think about is feet now! I see you roos over there laughing! Are you happy now!? Someone needs to fix this before I develop a foot fetish! mmmh...feet...
