i JUS LOOKED UP wut "SLAMPEEG" MEANT, n MMMM-MMMMMMMMPH is dat an ACCURATE TITLE fo BEEG BITCHES like HIM~! n GYATTDAYUUUUUMMMM, DO i LEGITIMATELY FIND HIM INCREDIBLY HAWT~
like LOOKIT dis DUMB, PHAT SQUIRREL, SIPPIN UP TONSA MO CALORIES he'll NEVA EVA BURN OFF, his BODY da SHAPE o a MASSIVE ACORN, wit a SHIRT (wif OFC a CONVENTION he ATTENDS ANNUALLY), he PROLLY STRETCHED OUT cuz hes SUCH a HAMPLANET, n prolly SO LAZY/TOO HAYOOG dat he DOESNT EVEN WEAR PANTS, THINKIN da SHIRT is ENUFF tah be "MODEST~" maybe he GOES tah QUAKECONS n SUCH NOT ONLY tah NURDGASM, but tah ALSO get TOSSED UP, TOO~ prolly jus WALKIN AROUND in CROWDED HALLS, LIFTIN his TAIL UP while EVERY STEP o his EFFORTLESSLY WOBBLES his MASSIVE JIGGLEBUTT, RILIN UP FAGS ALONG da WAY~
n i LUV his SMUGFACE, TOO~ DATS da TYPE o FACE dat should be BANGED HARD~ n its ONLY NATURAL dat dis PHATPHUG ADORES NUTS, n imma MAKE SURE he FEELS EM SPANK GAINST his TITS n TUMMY while i BUSS a HARD, PHAT ONE DEEP DOWN his THROAT n into his TUMMY, MAKIN him EVEN MO DESIRABLE fo CHUBBYCHASURZ tah PUMP n DUMP, MMMMMMMMPH~
i JUS LOOKED UP wut "SLAMPEEG" MEANT, n MMMM-MMMMMMMMPH is dat an ACCURATE TITLE fo BEEG BITCHES lik
