Literal 5 IQ rodent, I tell you. That's what happens when you just grab random bottles and take a sip, because the liquid inside looks all sparkly and yummy. Luckily the transformation is not permanent. It's only for a day or two, though it may take a little longer if he gets smashed beforehand. W-with a bat, not the other kind, get your minds outt of the gutter, people. Speaking of which, there's someone coming with a bat. Run, Jamie!
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