"OH GOD! *retches* YOU NEARLY KILLED ME WITH THAT STINKER! *gags* GOD, I CAN'T GET THE TASTE OF SHIT OUT OF MY MOUTH! OH GOD...I'M GONNA" *runs to the bathroom and vomits*
3am in the morning: *Fart sound* "OH GOD! *retches* YOU NEARLY KILLED ME WITH THAT STINKER! *gags*