The contents? Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. It's all just your typical spiderweb of legalese loopholes and predatory clauses that'll ensure your unending servitude to TaystieCorp and all it's many subsidiaries. It's honestly just for show though; you basically agreed to all these stipulations and conditions the moment you stepped foot on Park premises, whether you realized it or not! So really, what's the harm?~ TaystieCorp just wants what's best for business, be it for profits or customer satisfaction. Maybe that means a stint down in the Labs as a test subject or time out in the pasture with the other livestock. You might get your own kink-shop to run and manage, or be in charge of washing down the seats of the next heart-pounding, stomach-churning attraction. Chances are you'll end up on the menu though, literally or figuratively, since raw "meat" is always in high demand among our clients and staff...~
Or you could end up like me. Once upon a time, I signed a contract not unlike this one. I was too eager and excited to ever consider the consequences, not realizing I just made myself into an indentured object, one who's entire being is owned and trademarked by TaystieCorp. But thanks to this bouncy new bod and a strict schedule of supplemental brainwashing sessions, I have ZERO doubts and NO regrets! Now I only care about protecting that all important Bottom Line and so should you! Because if Taystie Park profits ever dip below our projections, we're ALL screwed! Now enough dilly dallying! Let's put pen to paper so we can focus on how you fit here in Taystie Park...and what form you'll take...~
*Sigh* And yes, you can touch my tits after...
*All Contracts are binding, both physically and spiritually. No amount of death, change of status, loss of memory, or capital gain can void or alter the contract. Any terms and conditions are assumed permanent and last in perpetuity unless otherwise stated. Contracts may be verbal, implied, or compulsory for the use of all facilities and features. Please make sure to print your first and last name underneath your signature and write down the date in the format indicated. Thank you.
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So what's stopping you?~ You've already agreed just by coming this far...why not go all the way? Well you can! A world of demented and depraved delights await, where all ends, no matter how good or bad, promise to push the limits of your imagination. Transformation, vore, guro, and snuff are the main vices that await you, but ALL KINKS are just as welcome and encouraged. And as you might expect, the community behind Taystie Park is just as friendly and welcoming. We're guilty of a lot, but kink-shaming isn't one of them! Join today, sign away your life tomorrow!~ See you soon. 💙💋