On the eighth day, the lord said onto the "and the world shall now have big-assed sexy/cute rodents, and they shall sit on you, and it is good". The bible then continues with "...The only cure for the world's woes is more chuki. Chukis with big thighs and fat butts, shaking their money makers to jpop songs to bring joy to all the children of the world!" Amen
On the eighth day, the lord said onto the "and the world shall now have big-assed sexy/cute rodents,