My good friend Lucky wanted to give me a boost on the football field, so he prepared a new energy drink for me to test. He claimed it was twice as strong...but I had to wonder why he put it in a bottle with a cow-shaped cap?
I no longer had to wonder what was up as my body began to grow and change before my eyes! Two horns busted through my helmet and a snout pushed violently against the face guard. Hooves ripped through my cleats and gloves, an udder burst from my pants and my increasing girth stretched and tore my jersey! But I wasn't the only one affected by this new beverage - Lucky found himself growing hooves and udders too! Serves him right for tricking me!
I opened my eyes to see I had become a quadrupedal Holstein cow with a large udder, with only scraps of my uniform remaining as evidence that I'd once been human. Lucky had suffered the same fate and he seemed rather embarrassed, but I could only wonder how I was gonna play football in this state!
luckyboy!
