2nd & 8 from the 20-year-line, and the quarterback saw an opening to throw the ball to me in the end zone, but I didn't notice as I had become a bit...distracted...I mean technically I caught the ball...with my quills...couldn't that be considered a touchdown? No? I swear to God these transformations happen at the most inopportune times! I hope Coach isn't too mad at me for messing up an otherwise perfectly executed play!
