Pumpkin spice this...pumpkin spice that...seems like it's in everything now, even milkshakes! But I love milkshakes, so on Halloween, I decided to treat myself to one! Then I walked back home through a pumpkin patch, which turned out to be a huge mistake! The pumpkins had had enough of the stupid pumpkin space craze, so they transformed me into a pumpkin spice milkshake-producing cow! Now I could make my own damn milkshakes from now on instead of harvesting pumpkins needlessly!