Resoom had joined forces with Abstergo, Eden and Phyrexia for good measure. They now run a biomechanical hell where all would be compleated.
But Carl and Flynn got tired of their bullshit. Carl put on guns in his socknets like Selene from Underworld and they started shooting at the glistening oil monstrosities that used to be Amicus and the characters from Blossom City.
Flynn got half compleated so he now had a machine gun tail, firing guns everywhere.
"Love you babe" said Carl sexily.
"Love you too, asshole" Flynn kissing him in the rain... of glistening oil from all the phyrexians they killed.
"Aw" TJ said, blasting more with white mana.
Silver/Talon said nothing, stalking and killng from the shadows, but he looked at Canto sweetly.
Suddenly the new Father of Machines came...........................................................................................................................................AXEL, covered in Porcelain Plates like Elesh Norn
"You will be sutured into the Orthodoxy" he aid metallically, "Won't it be awesome?"
"No!" Sydney said, and shot at him.
It didn't kill him, but they all had smoothies later today.