Even when I was just a little kid, this is all I ever heard when they played those commercials on TV... What would you do for a blond dyke whore? What wouldn't you?
You /could/ buy a Klondike bar if you happen to be in a country in which they're sold -- presumably only the US, and possibly Canada. Where I live (NZ) they don't exist. And candy imported from the US is quite expensive. At least I can get Oreos here, even if they're 1) made in China under licence and 2) available only in vanilla, chocolate and, more recently, strawberry.
You /could/ buy a Klondike bar if you happen to be in a country in which they're sold -- presumably
Awful skinny for a polar bear. She needs to hit the gym, and get on the weights. Then use the dumbbells to beat the stuffing out of the dumbbell fitness instructor for convincing her that she didn't need to build muscle mass. And then go eat a walrus.
...Oh, that's what I can do for her - find a lesbian walrus!
In the meantime, she can have the seal of approval... all right, where'd that seal get off to now?
Awful skinny for a polar bear. She needs to hit the gym, and get on the weights. Then use the dumbbe
