Clarification: Page Three (Page 3) was a UK tradition where mainstream newspapers would have a full printed image of an (often topless) attractive female model on the third page. This tradition was phased out after long campaigns to have this tradition axed were successful.
To make the point on the whole page three thing, I am setting this as general as if it was a public magazine or newspaper item, since there are no visible appendages that would warrant this as mature or adult. I will keep this submission like this until I am told otherwise by Inkbunny mods. Nothing political, but as I say, this is to make the point and I like to play fair.