THE GRAND PONYVILLE HOTEL
By FurryLesbianArmy
Cover: Our dearest Twilight and Pinkie are posing in pretty sexy underwear in front of a building, the two ponies have big scissors to inaugurate the hotel and give a pretty clear reference
Starring:
(Lots of Mares)
Pages:
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Pg 1
Equestria is shown from above with a round graphic of 2 colors (pink and blue) where pink is bigger than blue
Twilight: (voiceover) Equestria, a place where 70% of its population are females and because of that, lesbianism is very high
Twilight is shown walking around Ponyville talking to readers.
Twilight: And it's not just a word, the actions justify it, just look at it.
Many female MLP characters are practicing lesbianism. Ex: Aunt Holiday picking up Aunt Lofty and sharing a kiss, Fiddlesticks pins Beauty Brass against a tree and kisses her deeply
Twilight: Oh! I forgot, I'll give you a message
Twilight winks at the readers.
Twilight: Ladies and I repeat...ladies, if you have a spare moment, Pinkie and I will wait for you between the last few pages.
FLA: Since when Twilight can break the 4th...?
Pinkie appears opening the background as if it were a curtain and she is surprised by what her girlfriend says
Pinkie: What? Last pages? But why?
Twilight: Let the others have fun, we already had our own comic after all.
FLA: That explains everything
Pg 2
A motel appears with the lesbian symbol and is called Mare-Belle-us
Twilight: (voiceover) This is the famous Mare-Belle-us Mareellion Motel, known for its great lesbian sexual practice...or rather. will be known because...
Mayor Mare cuts the tie implying that the hotel just opened today
Pinkie: (voiceover) TODAY IS THE GRAND OPENING!!!
Lyra, Vinyl and Minuette can be seen entering the hotel, as if they were "bros", talking about their girlfriends
You can see how Sandbar and Gallus want to secretly enter
Someone burns both boys from behind
Twilight: (voiceover) THE ONLY RULE: NO COLTS OR STALLIONS ALLOWED!
The one who burned the boys, it was Spike, Gilda grabbed the pony and the griffin and you have them suspended in the air, both she and Spike are lustfully seeing the young ones
Spike: So you wanna enter?
Gilda: We have one way you can do it and WE are gonna love it
Pg 3
Twilight and Pinkie arrive at the aforementioned establishment, and are about to enter, well, Pinkie is the one who wants to enter
Pinkie: How about we take a walk in the hotel? Come on Twi Twi, I wanna see
Twilight stops her girlfriend from entering.
Twilight: Pinkie, wait a second, what about the readers?
FLA: Wow Twilight, Pinkie taught you how to break the 4th wall…very well
Twilight and Pinkie look at the readers, Pinkie points at them and Twilight gets an idea.
Pinkie: Right! There will be no problem for the girls, but how can we hide the boys?
Twilight: I've got it!
Twilight casts a spell on readers (Zoot Suit Daffy pose meme), her eyes and horn are shining for the magic
Twilight: Changa dijo la Matanga
Now they both enter the motel, still looking at the readers
Twilight: Done! If they don't see them, they can't say anything
Pinkie: Come on everypony, the girls are waiting for us!
