Hate it when my butter becomes sentient and takes on the form of a terrified anthropomorphic creature. I always have to dispatch it when that happens to end its suffering. Sure I could let it live but it will just try to get out of the refrigerator and begin to slowly melt and scream ramblings of existential dread.
Hate it when my butter becomes sentient and takes on the form of a terrified anthropomorphic creatur
