Just caught a long pass from the quarterback, now I'm gonna run it in for a touchdown! All of a sudden my cleats are feeling rather tight, but I don't have time for distractions right now. I'll bring it up with the coach after the game.
*rrrrrrriiiip!* Huh...did my cleats just start ripping? I don't know if the team accidentally bought knockoff cleats, but I could have sworn Nike had a higher standard for quality than that!
*rrrriiiip!* More ripping? Are my compression pants cheap knockoffs too? At least I'm not feeling pressure in my cleats anymore, but my feet are suddenly feeling abnormally cool!
Phew! My talons feel so much better after getting rid of those ridiculous cleats! Why was I even wearing them in the first place? Just gotta shake off what's left before I jump into the end zone...
Touchdown, Eagles! My glorious talons and I have never felt better! I'll have to ask for another replacement uniform - especially my cleats - because I sure did a number on them! I hope the coach isn't too angry with me, but I did just win us the game...
quimera-art!
