Edward yawned as rolled over as the light shone in the window, waking him up and eyes half closed the much older then he looked vampire went to put a arm around the love of his life, Bella.. Only for it to go over a stuffed teddy bear that was half the size of Edward. With that, his eyes opened up and Edward groaned, as he took in his surroundings and recalled just how off the rails his life had actually gotten in the past month since Bella's other boyfriend had moved in with them.
No, he wasn't in the master bedroom he had once shared with her, that honor was reserved for Jacob who had proven to be a better lover to Bella (A fact that Edward couldn't argue since he usually ended up having to cover his head with a pillow at least once a night to block out her cries of passion), No, Edward was in the spare bedroom that had been Jacobs for all of 2 days and had also been drastically remodeled to fit in with Edwards new status.
The walls had been repainted so gone was the basic dull yellow and in was a blue sky and green grass, with images of animals dressed like toddlers playing sprinkled in here and there.
Gone was the hardwood floor and instead a blush grey carpet was in place, so Edward would hurt his tushie when he fell on his ass.
the dresser and closet had remained, but the less said about that kinda clothes they were filled with the better, though all of Edwards designer clothing had either been sold off at a yard sale or donated.
The king sized bed that had been in the room? that had been sold off too, and in it's place was a Queen sized race car bed with rails on the sides so Edward wouldn't risk rolling out of bed and getting a owie. (He didn't huff and pout about it too much with a alternative waiting in the basement to replace the bed. Some battles weren't worth fighting after all.)
The computer and by extension the computer desk? THAT had been replaced with a changing table that was stocked up with tons of diapers, wipes and baby powder, which was part of why all of his adult things had been sold over his protests since diapers weren't cheap and why would he need them?
Because Edward had gone from the winner and a stud, to being outclassed and turned into Bella's and Jacob's little diaper cuck..Loved and kept, but clearly not respected.
You might be asking yourself, why exactly would Edward put up with all of this since he was clearly not that much of a fan. The answer was simple as it was silly: when he;d announced his intention to live with Bella in their own place far away from the main family, and mentioned that Jacob would be moving in with them at some point Carlisle and the others had tried to point out how much of a dumb idea that was.
Edward, head full of pride and confident that he would always be the wolf's superior in every way that mattered, and snorted at his family's concerns and it had turned into a shouting match and Edward promising to never come back and see them again.
To go back and see them now, to move back in would mean having to eat crow (figuratively not literately, he wasn't a damn mutt.) and with all of his adult clothing gone, he'd also have to show up in one of his many baby boy (or worse, baby gurl) outfits with a diaper between his legs.
Just the thought of it made the little guy shiver in terror.
There was ALSO the fact that Edward's average manhood had been locked up nice and tight, so he had to at least wait until Bella unlocked him before trying to make a break for it.
Having been a chronic masturbater before Bella, Edward's blue balls helped keep him in line, so there was small chance of that happening anytime soon though Edward had a plan to MAYBE get unlocked.. but failing at that? he'd at least get a form revenge.
This morning, as with many other mornings since this had started, Edward woke up in just a soggy diaper, it was warm enough to not need to put him in a sleeper (At least that's the logic Bella and Jacob used, it wasn't like as a vampire Edward needed to be covered anyways)
A big believer in waste not want not, Jacob had Edward out of the disposables that had made this at least somewhat bearable at the start and in thick terrycloth diapers with plastic pants, which were puffed out comically around the vampires hips.
It wasn't like Edward had been a heavy wetter or a bed wetter before this had started, but between having a strict 7 pm bedtime and all the bottles he'd been given before bed.. well there was only one place for all the fluids to go since the plastic pants were locked on after Edward had been busted peeing out the window.
His tummy gurgled, not out of hunger but because it was stuffed full but while Edward had sunk to new lows over and over again, thus far he had managed to avoid crapping himself before bed and bed messing. it wasn't much to cling to, but it was all the former hunk and now cuck baby had.
He was suppose to wait in his room till someone came to get him, and it had only taken three bare bottom spanking to convince him to follow said rule.
As such the soggy diaper cuck carefully climbed out of his bed, wanting to avoid making the soaked diapers spring a leak and stood up, fighting for a second to keep his balance from the way the bulk around his legs pushed his legs apart. The diapers were already layered so thick that Edward was prone to plopping on his butt if he wasn't careful and so of course waddled everywhere, it was more then clear that Jacob's end game was making Edward a crawler.
Swaying side to side, Edward did the diaper cowboy walk over to his dresser, wanting to get a shirt on for a degree of coverage, even if it would mean getting a hammed up session of praise for being 'such a big boy!' for dressing himself.
Picking out a T-shirt based on something called Pokemon and with some sort of lighting mouse on the the front, Edward tugged it on and then eyed his toy box biting his lower lip.
Depending on how much 'mommy and daddy' had to drink and how many times they had a 'special hug' last night, Edward could be in here for quite some time and well, it could get pretty boring. while he mostly just played with the toys that Bella and Jacob had gotten him to keep them happy, he had to admit it was a better way to pause the time then just sitting on his soggy butt and seeing how high he could count before he lost track.
'...I'll just keep a ear out and put the toys away when I hear them coming.' Edward thought and waddled over, opening the toy box and bending down to pick out some action figures.
Or at least that was the plan.
instead as the baby cuck bent over, the fullness in his tummy tum had had enough of his stubbornness and he found his legs bending and a massive fart escaping, followed by something much, much heavier then just a fart.
Bella and Jacob had been awake for half a hour already, spooning and kissing in their bed. Jacob, who was used to getting some morning nookie when she was like this was getting slightly blue balled as she kept teasing him but putting off a full on fucking.
"Ok.. what do you want? you only get this teasing when you want something." He asked finally.
"Moi? Use sex as a weapon? I'm hurt!" Bella chuckled and winked. "Buttt about time you clued in. I want you and Eddie to start bonding more. your his daddy now but he keeps coming to me for all his affection."
"..Well I DID kinda steal his place as man of the house. so I don't see him being a daddies boy anytime soon." Jacob pointed out.
"And I don't see you getting to fuck me until you give it a honest try~" Bella smirked.
"Pluh-lease. we both know you can't go too long with a dick in you!" Jacob countered.
"It's called a dildo. and I had one made to match your wonderful tool. What I do know is you can't go back to masturbating or using a pocket pussy." Bella said, sliding out of bed, naked and letting him soak in her figure. "Just something to think about."
"..Your a evil evil woman. you know that right?" Jacob said, making a huge tent in the sheets and then sliding out of bed as well, going to get dressed like she was.
He had his boxers and a undershirt on when a loud cry rang out though the house, followed by a horrid smell that Bella, being a human wouldn't be able to to get a whiff of yet.
As a werewolf, Jacob had no such mercy.
"MOMMMMYYYYYYY! I WENT POOPIE!!!" came the frustrated and upset wail.
"Heh.. Must of been one of his accidental ones. he's pretty much just sulky and quiet when it happens under his terms." Bella said.
"Whatever. your up wonder mom, I changed him last night before bed." Jacob said.
"Now, what part of I want you two to bond makes it sound like we're gonna be taking turns changing him for awhile?" Bella asked, winking as she slipped into a blouse and a short skirt.
"..You don't want us to bond, you just wanna get out of changing him." Jacob accused, getting fully dressed and glaring.
"Hey, I want you two to bond..this is just a welcomed bonus. now hop to it daddy. double time." Bella said, coming over and kissing Jacob, then breaking away and heading downstairs.
"..Great..Now i have to deal with the fun of having blue balls while changing a shitty diaper." Jacob grumbled and headed for the nursery. "I swear.. if she didn't have a mouth like a.."
Whatever Jacob was about to say was cut off as he opened the door to the nursery and the full force of the funk hit him like a KO sucker punch, actually making him stagger back a few steps, then he was knocked off balance and pinned to the floor by a sobbing Edward.
"Daddy daddy daddy! I stink! I was bending down for a toy and then!" and then Jacob had the pleasure of not only having the having Edward's smelly ass on him, and having the vampires tears soaking his t-shirt, he got to get a face full of spittle as Edward blew a raspberry. "And it's so gross n yucky and..and.."
"Yeah yeah..I get ya buddy.. how about you get off of daddy and he'll get you all cleaned up." Jacob said, bring a hand up and wiping his face clean.
'this has long day written ALL fucking over it.' He thought with a groan.
One smelly diaper change later and dressed in a red diaper shirt and a pair of blue jean short-all's, Edward was carried downstairs and set in his custom made high chair (Since not many places sold old fashion wooden high chairs in his size) and had a bowl of high fiber oatmeal mixed with some blood put in front of him.
"..Bella, I think we can diet back the amount of fiber in Edward's diet." Jacob said, getting a paw patrol bib put around Edward's neck.
Edward tilted his head to the side, a little bit confused as the high fiber diet had been mostly Jacob's idea.
"Now now, none of that, we don't want our widdle bloodsucker getting all backed up!" Bella scolded in a motherly tone.
"Yeah bu-" Jacob started and Bella just cut him off.
"You just want him pooping less because of what we talked about this morning." Bella said in a sing song voice, then added. "Now hurry up and feed the baby, your steak and egg's are almost done."
Edward, who normally was left to feed himself shot Jacob a questioning look, but also semi shrugged and opened his mouth.
"Ok.. so.. because mommy thinks we're not bonding enough.. your gonna be spending A LOT of time with just daddy for a few days.. and I'll be handling all of you diaper changes.." Jacob said, giving a slight shudder that had the big baby grinning while Jacob got a big spoon full of oatmeal ready. "..and something tells me you're gonna take advantage of this."
"Moi? Would I daddy, abuse the fact you have to change all my smelly diapers just for a token measure o-" Before Edward could finish that thought, the spoon was put in his mouth, but unlike like most days where he whined and fussed about the bland flavor and took forever to eat, today he quickly swallowed it down.
he did after all, have to refill the tanks.
After having three bowls of his num nums and making sure that Jacob's breakfast had gotten cold, Edward sat on a blanket on the living room floor, watching paw patrol while Jacob ate his cold food on the couch, giving the big baby quick dirty looks whenever Bella wasn't around.
Edward, who normally only had 1 bowl of oatmeal in the morning, was already farting up a storm which naturally had a effect on the flavor of Jacob's breakfast.
"hehehe sorrrry daddy. just a little toot machine t'day!" Edward said, looking over his shoulder.
"Uh-huh. I just bet your sorry." Jacob said, and was about to add some harsh words when Bella came into the room. "But you're just a little guy and can't help it." was said instead.
"Whew, smells like three bowls might be 1 too many!" Bella said, laughing and wrinkling her noise, waving a hand in front of her face then walking over to open a window.
"But Mommy! I hafa make daddy LOTS of presents!" Edward whined. "If anything, I think I need anther bowl!"
"The Hell you do!" Jacob said,
"Ah! swear word!" Edward said, clapping his hands over his ears and giving a huge grin as Bella wheeled to Jacob.
"JACOB! no swearing in front of the baby! If I have to wash Eddie's mouth out for swearing, Then I'll wash yours out!" she said, hands on her hips.
"What!?! Come on, we swear in front of him all the damn time an-" Jacob started to say, but then was grabbed by his left ear and tugged towards the kitchen, Edward snickering and laughing.
"..oh yeah, this is gonna be a REALLY fun day." the pampered brat said softly, hearing water running and then Jacob's gargled protests.
with the taste of dish soap on his tongue, Jacob lost all interest in finishing his steak and sat on the couch fuming, He knew for a fact the little shit had only reacted to the swears to get him in hot water, and thought it was unfair that he was in trouble for swearing when Bella of all people could put a wounded pirate to shame when she got going. (And not just a flesh wound either, the kind of wound where you have to put your parrot down because it won't stop telling knock knock jokes.)
"Alright, you boys play nice, I'll be back in a bit, I need to go and pick up a few things.. and Jacob: I know what your thinking.. if you harm a hair on Eddie's head without a good reason you'll be cut off till your balls are bluer then his." Bella said.
Normally that was a threat that Jacob would of called bullshit on, but again, having just been blowing bubbles he didn't wanna push his luck.
"Noted. Have fun." He said.
"Also don't forget, Eddie's diaper's need to be washed today, and since YOUR the one who canceled the diaper service.." Bella said with a smirk.
"Oh joy of joys." Jacob muttered softly.
"what was that?" Bella asked.
"Nothing.." Jacob muttered.
"Exactly..Eddie, are you gonna be a good boy and help daddy wash and hang up your stinky old diapers?"
"heh..Of course mommy! I'll be the BESTEST helper!" Edward promised, locking eyes with Jacob who suddenly had a very..very bad feeling about it.
"Uhhh actually I'll just let Eddie play in the back yard while I clean the diapers.. he's just a little guy after all!" Jacob said quickly.
"Nooo I wanna help daddy out! we'll be the best team ever!" Eddie said, getting up and toddling over then plopping in Jacob's lap, nuzzling his face into Jacob's.
"Awww! see? He WANTS to help! have fun you two!" Bella giggled and took off.
"..Your not fooling me for one second, you know that right?" Jacob growled.
"I don't have to fool you. I just have to fool mommy." Edward said, smirking. "Let's go clean my stinky yucky diapies daddy."
One nightmarish diaper change later and 'father and son' were in the backyard where a wash tub was set up and a basket filled with Edwards smelly diapers sat, the waste having been dumped out of them but even so they had almost a visible stink line coming off of them and flies were buzzing around already.
Despite the heat Jacob was wearing a rubber apron, gloves and a surgeon's mask over his face as well as having two wads of toilet paper up each nostril in a vain attempt to block the stink out.
It didn't work.
Edward meanwhile was in his clean diapers and a sleeveless top, a pair of socks and light up sneakers, tugging a bucket of clothes pins and hamming it up like they were sooo heavy even though he was strong enough to flip cars.
"Already little guy, can you go and get me the box of soap? Or is it too heavy for you." Jacob asked, rolling his eyes and making Edward giggle like crazy from how his voice sounded with his nose stuffed.
"Well I dunno.. I AM just a widdle guy.. but I do got these sweet guns.." Edward said, then flexed, smooching his left then his right arm.
"...rightttt. just get the damn soap before every fly in the state ends up in our back yard." Jacob said, getting the hose turned on.
"Fu fu fu, git the soap fu fu fu. " Edward mocked, waddling over and grabbing the extra extra strength soap, with his back turned to Jacob, and thus leaving him opened for the spray of cold water from the hose that caught him in the back of the head.
"Oops, Sorry little guy, daddies hand slipped." Jacob said, lying though his teeth as Edward turned around. "Awww, is baby gonna cry? too bad mommies not here right now.. but if she was I'd point out playful water fights counts as father and son bonding."
"..Your totally right daddy." Edward said, going from pissed off to a impish smile and he brought the soap over without complaint.
Something that despite knowing he could take the vamp in a fight and had lots of power over him.. had Jacob worried.
Some would say that revenge is a dish bested served cold. that laying in wait and biding your time for days, months or even years made it that much better. And as a immortal bloodsucker Edward did have that kind of time on his hands, and theoretically could of waited.
However Edward, who was warming up more and more to his little guy nickname of Eddie, had a different saying, one that he was waiting on as Jacob dumped the diapers into the wash tub and started to scrub away:
Revenge was a dish best served stinky.
With that in mind and knowing that Jacob's immune system would keep him from getting sick (Since this wasn't something he'd risk with the still fully human Bella) Eddie bided his time, waited until he'd hung up half the diapers on the clothesline and Jacob was JUST about to take break.. to 'accidently' swing the bucket with the clothes pin in them hard enough to sent Jacob flying face down and ass up into the wash tub.
Jacob sputtered and shot up, a still stained diaper on the top of his head like a sweat rag and foam from the soap giving him a semi beard and mustache, his mask gone and nose plugs gone and he had murder in his eyes as he turned to Eddie who was smirking and rocking back and forth on his heels.
"Gee golly daddy! sorry about that! my feet musta slip! But you know.. a water fight IS good for father son bonding." the brat said.
"....You know, Bella really wants the whole family feel. me, her and a big baby." Jacob said as he rose out of the wash tub, snatching the diaper off his head and sounding eerily calm.
"U-Uh yeah. Yeah she does.." Eddie said, dropping the bucket and starting to back up.
"That's why after I murder you.. we'll adopt." Jacob said with a calm peaceful smile on his face, then he dashed after Edward who screamed bloody murder and took off running as well.
"Git back here right now you little!-" Jacob roared. pushing his speed to it's limits
"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!" Edward yelped back, normally able to run circles around the werewolf, but with his bulky diaper he was barley staying out of range as they did las around the back yard.
'It's ok.. I just have to stay out of reach till he cools down, or Bella gets home.. So till Bella get's home.' Edward thought, relaxing slightly.
Which was when Jacob got a hand full of the back of Eddie's diaper started to yank him backwards. Before he totally left his feet Eddie pushed back and launched himself at Jacob and the two went tumbling around the yard, rolling into the wash tub and flipping it on themselves and soaking them both (again for Jacob) and then with a twin roar launched it off and were pulling at each others faces and rolling around in the mud and dirty diapers when a sharp whistle caught their attention.
Standing there and looking VERY unimpressed was Bella, her arms folded across her chest and her cell foot in one hand, a foot tapping on the back porch.
"So does anyone wanna explain why I just got a call from our closet neighbor that it sounds like two wolves are having a death match in our backyard?" She asked, her voice having a icy tone to it that made the wolf and the vamp both shiver.
"..It's all his fault!" Edward and Jacob said in unison, pointing at the other while both looking like naughty brothers caught mud wrestling.
"Right.. Clearly there are going to need to be some changes around here.." Bella said, walking into the semi ruined back ayrd, and grabbing the hose. "But first things first.. Jacob, undo eddies plastic plants and then both of you strip. I'm not having you two track mud into MY house."
one hose washing later that had left both of them shivering till Bella warmed their buns up with a over the knee spanking, and Jacob and Eddie were left standing with their noses in opposite corners, and bars of soap in their mouths and warning that if they didn't stop rubbing their butts she'd pull them both back over for anther spanking.
while the naughty boys sobbed and made bubble beards down their chins from the soap, Bella meanwhile was placing a emergency order with their diaper supplier, and all too soon a new set of thick terry cloth diapers and plastic pants were dropped off, though these were a few sizes bigger then Edwards. But would be JUST right for a certain naughty puppy in the house.
"Alright boys, you may come out of the corner." She announced as she finished setting up TWO changing pads, and held out a trash can for them to spit what remained of the soap into.
"Uh..Uh.. Bella sweetheart my love, why are the-" Jacob started and a glare from Bella shut him up.
"Heh. I know what's gonna ha-" Eddie started to sing song, but a glare from Bella and he not only hushed up, but spurted a little pee onto the floor, making her roll her eyes.
"Charming. Look, today was a test for both of you, to see if you really fit the roles you were meant to be in and while Eddie here passed, I still won't tolerate my little diaper boy being such a total brat.. hence his spanking." Bella started, and then pointed for Eddie to lay down on the diapers already laid out, even though the back of his head went into the little puddle he had made.
"Jacob you meanwhile.. Totally and completely failed. I only asked you to be a good and nice teasing daddy for Eddie. I had visions of you making him a daddies gurl and leading him to the metal shop in the mall and having him mew and kiss and hump your leg as they turned his chastity key into a pendant." Bella said, getting a dreamy smile on her face as Eddie squirmed and blushed, and Jacob started to get stiff. "instead, I come back to you trying to murder Eddie and even then you ended up flailing around in the mud like a little boy.. and enjoy that hard on while you can because tomorrow your getting a matching cage to go with your new baby brother. That's right, I'm demoting you to baby boy status. And we both know you'll go along with it because despite yourself your rock hard for it. " Bella snickered, giving Jacob a quick couple of tugs., then pointed to the diapers she'd laid out for him.
"I hope you both learn to appreciate it when I change or diaper you big babies.. but it's going to be few and far between. I'm going to have you little dorks responsible for changing each other, so you better learn to stay on each others good side." She commented, quickly powdering and tugging the plastic pants up on Jacob, then Eddie and locking them both in their diapers with a satisfying click.
"Now.. I think you two have a bath yard to go and clean up, and a chore to finish. Mommy is going to go and finish her shopping now, and maybe stay out a bit later since she needs to start shopping for a new boy toy to be a daddy to both of you. No more fighting though little guys.. consider this brotherly bonding." Bella laughed and walked off, leaving Edward and Jacob to do the only thing they could, start to bawl.
The end.
