Iċ, Wynstán, lufiend caffiġes, cume of Ælfrédes Cyninges þæs Greátan tíde, and gód Hlýswiga, lufiend tés, cymþ of Eádweardes VII Cyninges tíde. Hú sind wé hér nú? For þám þe hearman and weslan sind efne swá tóþuniende.
^.^ -----> Stoat and Weasel from Past Times
I, Winston, coffee lover, come from the time of King Alfred the Great, and good Ludwig, a lover of tea, comes from the time of King Edward VII. How are we here now? Because stoats and weasels are just that amazing.
^.^ ------ Méting from þám wundorfullan / Drawing by the awesome aggrobadger