It pays to carefully read the fine print of any job contract, especially ones advertised as "Wanted: Mascot, indefinite position"... and then question further when they ask you to step up on this unusual block of clear resin next to a strange contraption of nozzles, pose, and "Hold still until you no longer have to" at the interview... in hind sight, perhaps that was a little questionable!
That is of course, unless your IDEAL career is to be a ramen kitchen's permanently encased resin advertisement~ 🍜💕💦