Commission #112
For Anonymous
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Tom and Maddie were out for the day. It was for something about helping Rachel prepare for a honeymoon. That was sweet but, of course, that meant Sonic couldn’t go. Especially not after he dropped a mountain of snow at the wedding.
He was happy that neither Tom nor Maddie were upset at him about it. Plus, he had Tails and Knuckles to keep him company. However, today was one of those days where the lazy bones rattled the loudest beneath the skin. In other words, he was bored.
Sonic was draped over the couch in a pair of red sports shorts and socks, making spit bubbles in his mouth while Tails, his adorable new little brother, sat across from him on the same couch, in just a white shirt and jeans shorts, fiddling with his Miles Electric. It was apparently supposed to be an upgraded model with a translator that was 100% guaranteed to not get them thrown in a fire. Here’s hoping.
Still, the two of them were sitting like this for what felt like forever and the drywall on the ceiling wasn’t getting any more interesting to look at. The only minor interruptions the two of them had was the loud clanging outside the house from Knuckles.
Sonic didn’t exactly know or really care much about what he was doing because it was assuredly some sort of workout. When the clanging stopped, that’s when Knuckles presented himself before the two of them, hands on his hips and overlooking them with a serious look in his eyes.
“You two need more training,” He said, eyes zipping between the two. “I cannot abide by such laziness.”
Sonic scoffed. “I managed to fight against you just fine without any training, Knucklehead.”
“Our fight ended with me about to smash your head into jelly with a giant rock,” Knuckles said, eyes leering into him. “I only didn’t do it because you pointed out the doctor’s nefarious actions for me and then he tried to drown us.”
Sonic looked to the side and sputtered his lips. “Details are the worst.”
“And you fox!” Knuckles turned to point at Tails, who jolted with surprise, eyes darting around before they trained onto the echidna. “How long are you going to fiddle with your small beeping companion? You touch it far too often. The sensation of doing so must be exceedingly pleasurable to you.”
Tails gasped and blushed. “Wha–?! What?!”
Sonic laughed. “Oh dear. You’d better hurry and explain the concept of tinkering with machines to him or else he’ll get the wrong idea about you Tails… or maybe he got the right idea about you by accident? Hiding any weird fetishes?”
“Sonic!” Tails turned to him, suddenly flabbergasted. He totally was but he wasn’t going to tell them. Also, it had nothing to do with him messing with his device. “Ugh… you know what? I could use some training actually,” The fox said, setting it down and hoping off the coach. “Count me in.”
“Meh,” Sonic shrugged. “I still don’t think I need it. I’m the Blue Justice after all. Patent still pending, of course.”
Tails and Knuckles share a small glance before facing Sonic again. “What is this Blue Justice?” Knuckles asked. “Is it some sort of warrior’s codename?”
“Sssssssomething like that. Yeah,” Sonic said, sitting up with a smirk. “It’s my superhero persona!”
Tails giggles. “Only Sonic the Hedgehog could live a double life as Sonic the Hedgehog and a superhero!”
Sonic laughs. “Oh man. I’d love to put the Blue Justice me in action for you Tails. I even have an outfit idea for it. You’re gonna love it. He, meaning me, dashes through the night, posing in front of the moon, right after he saves the city from dastardly evil doers who steal money from banks and rob old ladies of their purses. Not Batman but LIKE Batman… you know, for reference sake.”
“Cool!” Tails’ eyes gleamed with excitement. “I have no idea what a Batman is!”
Sonic started to smile as more images of his superhero persona flashed before his eyes. “Hey, I’ve got an idea to make this training thing more interesting,” He mused as he slid off the couch. He then approached Tails and put an arm around his shoulders. “Why don’t the two of us go at it for Knucklehead here under our personas. I’ll be Blue Justice, the marvelous, wonderful superhero, and YOU can be my arch-enemy! Doctor… uh… Doctor Twin-Tail Terror!”
“Doctor… Twin-Tail… Terror?!” Tails repeated, almost trying to sound out whether or not he liked the name. “I… that sounds like the name of a villain alright. You want ME to be the super villain?”
“Sure, why not?” Sonic shrugged. “You can do it. The fluffy and adorable ones always make for the best villains. Everybody knows that.”
“Ah,” Knuckles said. “That explains why his first manner of greeting me was to run me down with that loud metal chariot.”
Tails opened his mouth to say something but then closed it once he began pondering what they were saying. “Hmm… well, I don’t know how good a villain I can be for you but I’ll give it my best shot. It could be fun. Don’t expect me to slip into character like a glove though. I feel like there’s going to be a bit of an adjustment period.”
“That’s fine. You’ll probably find it comes more naturally to you than you might think,” Sonic said, grinning wildly with his hands on his hips. “If we’re all set then let us get this shindig started! Stay back and watch us work Knuckles. This is going to be the most fun a training session has ever looked to you, probably.”
“I don’t entirely understand what is happening,” Knuckles said. “But if you insist watching will lead to me having more of the fun then I welcome it.”
Sonic grinned. “Alright. Wait here.” He said right before he began zipping all around the room and the house in general. Eventually, both Tails and Knuckles watched in awe as the living room space was transformed into a little miniature city!
Well, obviously not a real one. Sonic made a makeshift city using towers of legos, cookie tins, small boxes, an upside down laundry hamper to act as a really fat looking skyscraper covered in open windows, and blankets draped off to the side to simulate the ocean on the outskirts of the city.
“Ta-da! This is the city we’re fighting for! We’ll call it… uh…” Sonic looked around the room. “Central… City… cause it’s… in the center of the living room.”
Tails had to chuckle at that. “Uh-huh. Sure.”
Next, the two of them needed to set things into motion and get into character. Sonic laid the groundwork by telling Tails that he needed to initiate the conflict by being a dastardly evil super villain who was about to do some dastardly evil thing. Sonic was going to race upstairs and change into a hero costume then arrive fashionably late (or early) to save the day. Tails accepted the parameters of this rather quickly. He had some idea of how this was supposed to work. He may not know what a Batman was just yet but he’d taken a glance at Sonic’s Flash comics. He knew the drill.
That meant he had to get a convincing costume too though. Ho’boy.
It took a bit but eventually, they were ready. Knuckles, impressively enough, didn’t move from where he was standing. He just watched the two of them go back and forth to set up the strangest training regime he’d ever seen before.
Tails arrived back in the Central City of the living room first, dressed completely in a new outfit. He then began to laugh maniacally as he set down a plastic chair and pointed its legs out at the city Sonic created, imagining that it was a large beam cannon, ready to fire on it to destroy the whole thing.
The fox wore a long purple cape and had on a long sleeved top that he drew the initials “T.T.T” on. He couldn’t find any tights to wear so the next best thing he had was a pair of Thomas the Tank Engine underoos. They were white with a red elastic and covered in prints of the PBS kids train. Tails was completely bare foot as to make traversing the blankets and carpet more comfortable and less dirty.
“MUWHAHAHAHAHA! My particle cannon is charged and ready! Soon, it shall fire and destroy the city! I, Dr. Twin-Tail Terror, shall reign supreme over all these LOOOOOOSEEEERRRS!” Tails said, putting the “L” shaped finger on his forehead.
Knuckles nodded with acknowledgement. “The fox is quite evil indeed.” He said this as though it were something that was already a foregone conclusion.
In the nick of time, however, came Blue Justice! Descending from the stairs in a bright blue blur, Sonic stood before the evil doctor in his dark blue singlet and on his chest, scribbled in yellow marker, was a giant B.J! He was barefoot as well, not wanting to ruin his precious city.
“Halt, Dr. Twin-Tail! I’ve come to put a stop to your evil machinations, once and for all!” Sonic said, spreading his arms out and wiggling his fingers as though he were about to throw down.
Tails, still wrapped up in his cape, turned and laughed again. “Oh, Blue Justice. I was wondering when you’d join me for the fireworks show. I’ll have you know, however, that I’ve come prepared for your arrival. My takedown of you shall be the preshow to this miraculous, city destroying event!” Tails said, spreading his arms, and his cape, revealing his outfit underneath.
Sonic stared and then sputtered his lips before breaking into a fit of laughter.
“Huh? What’s…?” Tails began before remembering what it was he had on. “Hey! Shut up! It was all I could find to use as super villain underwear! Y-You know that they wear that stuff on the outside!”
“Yeah, but you’re not wearing it on the outside of anything. You’re just wearing it!” Sonic laughed harder.
Tails blushed and scrunched up his face. He then thrust his cape off of him and wriggled his fingers before charging into a tackle at Sonic’s body.
Sonic, still laughing, zipped to the side and stuck his leg out. Tails yelped as he tripped over it! He was about to fall onto the carpet when Sonic grabbed him by the back of his villainous undies.
“EEP!” Tails yelped, eyes crossing at the mini-wedgie before he was thrust back into Sonic. The hedgehog wrapped his arms around Tails and then flung him up and over his head to slam him onto the floor in a deliciously powerful suplex! “HRRGHF!”
Sonic spun to his feet and grinned down as Tails laid there, crumbled up on his head with his butt in the air and eyes rolling.
“Now then, how about you surrender before anything even more embarrassing ends up happening to you. Eh?” Sonic asked, smirking with delight.
Tails responded by raising his foot and nailing Sonic in the chin!
The blue hedgehog stumbled backwards, eyes crossed and looking extremely confused for a bit. Tails took advantage of that by rolling back onto his feet and swatting Sonic across the body with his tails to slam him into a few of his lego buildings. Sonic toppled over them with his feet up, twitching a little bit, as Tails made his way over and rolled Sonic over onto his stomach. The fox then plopped down onto his back and yanked Sonic’s head up into a camel clutch hold!
“AAAAAAAGH!” Sonic gasped and kicked his feet about as Tails laughed at him.
“Yes, yes. Feel the sting of defeat, mighty hero!” Tails laughed.
Sonic grunted more and more, drooling and feeling woozy, before he bucked hard into Tails and made him fly off his body. The fox gasped and rolled to a stand still before he took too much damage, knocking aside the little toy cars on the blanket.
Sonic gets back to his feet and wipes his mouth. “O-Okay… I guess you’ve got more moxy than I thought… doctor…”
Tails smirks and charges again. Sonic grunts and doubles back to avoid being grabbed and manages to land a heel kick across the side of Tails’ face.
The fox grunts and slams onto the floor, moaning a bit in pain as Sonic quickly attempts to follow up by reaching down to grab him.
However, Tails’ tails come to life and wrap around Sonic’s neck, yanking him down hard for a DDT that smashed his face into the floor and made his body bounce. The blue hedgehog squirms and fidgets a bit as Tails groans and attempts to roll himself into a standing position.
He manages to do so before Sonic can and quickly grabs Sonic up by his neck, hoists his body up, and chokeslams him onto his back this time!
Sonic’s body jerks about like it was just tased. He squirms there, unable to properly move right, as his eyes start fluttering.
Tails grinned and licked his lips. “Hahaha. I’m the true mastermind of this game, Blue Justice. I, Dr. Twin-Tail Terror have won! This city is mine!” He cheers, relishing in the evil he’s been allowed to bask in. Tails completely underestimated how much he was going to get into character here. Knuckles could only watch and nod along with a sense that this all made complete and total sense. Tails looked like a laughing lunatic.
The fox raised his foot and stomped down on Sonic’s stomach, making him jerk up and down repeatedly.
“Hehehe! Go ahead Blue Justice. Laugh again. Laugh at my mighty villain outfit! I dare you!” Tails grinned.
Sonic coughed as another barefoot slammed into his gut and he folded over, holding himself with his butt sticking out and his face kissing the floor.
He then began chuckling.
“That… outfit… is for losers…” He mused. “I bet you didn’t know this since you’re new to this world but briefs, and especially underoos, are the kind of underwear weaklings wear.”
“Hmm?” Tails raised a brow.
“Yup. If you wear them, they sap your strength. You get weaker and weaker the more you have them on your butt.” Sonic said.
“Th-That’s not true. I’m beating you right now, dummy.” Tails said in response, feeling a blush crawl to his face again.
“Nope. These hits are all weak. They’re getting weaker and weaker by the second too. I can feel it,” Sonic said, pressing his hands to the floor. “Blue Justice only gets stronger as the might of his wrestling singlet takes hold!”
“B-B-But that’s ridiculous…! Underwear doesn’t just magically make you weaker… d-does it?” Tails asked, looking scared as he turned to look at Knuckles who merely shrugged.
He shouldn’t have looked away because Sonic lurched up and nabbed Tails with a crotch claw that made the fox scream aloud in pain with his eyes crossing inward fiercely. Sonic then lifted Tails up by his undercarriage and slammed him hard onto the ground.
Tails’ body flops about as he rolls over several more tiny buildings. He jittered a bit before summoning the strength to grab his aching crotch. He then stands up quickly and turns to face Sonic, sweat on his face.
“Th-That…! H-How did…?! I was wearing you out! I was sure of it… u-unless–!” Tails gulped and looked down at his undies. “Th-They can’t be…! Th-That’s not how it works. It makes no sense. It’s just cloth!”
Sonic was on his feet again and licked his lips. Tails got a determined look on his face and put his fists up. When Sonic charged at him, the fox went for a lariat… and completely missed.
Sonic didn’t. He slammed into Tails’ body with his chest and made the fox stumble about, eyes now rolling along with his head.
“Bwauuahh?” Tails was starting to see stars and three Sonics were in front of him now. “N-No way! You cannot best a true villain at his own ga--WOOOOGUHHH!” Tails made a hilarious shout when Sonic kicked him in the stomach.
Tails doubled over, his butt sticking out and lips pursed as he hopped up and down. He then grunts as he starts to fall over, drool ebbing out his mouth and eyes fluttering.
Sonic grinned and grabbed Tails from behind, lifting him and turning his body so that he was pressed against him while upside down. The dizzy fox realized too late that he was being set up for a piledriver!
“Oh no! NO! Blue Justice! I CONCEDE! WAAA–!” Tails began but it was too late.
“POWER PILEDRIVER!” Sonic shouted and jumped. He landed on his butt while Tails’ head slammed onto the floor! The sound of a gong went off when he connected with it.
The fox flopped like a ragdoll before crashing onto the floor, knocking over the rest of what remained of their city. He jittered, twitched, and humped at the air as if his nerves were being constantly struck by a small voltage of electricity.
Sonic nudged Tails with his foot so that the twitching fox could be on his back. He then rested his foot onto Tails’ face and grinned down at him while rubbing a fist onto his chest. “Now you may submit.”
“I… subbb… subbbbit…” Tails gurgled out as his eyes fluttered and began closing while Sonic’s foot was still on his face. He was seeing stars and hearing birdies chirping around his head. His eyes weren’t fully closed though. They were open just a crack so that you could see the whites of his eyes as they went still.
Tails was laid splayed out on the floor in his his villain top and his Thomas undies. Sonic turned to Knuckles and pointed at the camera by the couch. “Hey! Buddy! Take a picture of this!”
Knuckles nodded and grabbed the camera. He pointed it at Sonic, the opposite way. When Sonic told him how to properly hold it and what button to push he began to do what he asked. He took pictures of Sonic standing in power poses as he flexed. One with his foot on Tails’ face. Another with his foot on Tails’ chest. Then finally, there was one with his foot on Tails’ stomach. All of them were of him either flexing or making a dynamic pose for the citizens he just saved.
Tails looked super defeated. His eyes were now closed all the way and his tongue was flopped all the way out of his mouth. You couldn’t look anymore destroyed if you tried.
Eventually, Tails starts to wake up.
“Yo, Knuckles. Set that to record.” Sonic said.
“Uhm…” Knuckles began.
“The button just below the snapshot one.” Sonic sighed. Knuckles eventually got it though. The video was recording them now.
“Hungh?” Tails moaned as he looked up at Sonic.
“Hey there little bro. Guess what? You lost!” Sonic teased. “So, as per the rules that I just made up literally a second ago, you must surrender loudly to me or else I share your humiliation with the world!” He said, referring to the pics that were just taken.
“I-I did though…” Tails began.
“Nuh-uh. Beg me to knock you out this time.” Sonic ordered.
Tails winced. “Mmmmgh. Only Sonic the Hedgehog would relish in victory this badly…”
“Do it, little bro.” Sonic grinned.
Tails blushed and grumbled. “P-Please knock me out…” He said. It sounded so weird exiting his mouth.
“Kay.” Sonic nodded. He then raised his foot and lightly tapped Tails on the nose.
“Huh? That was it? That’s not gonna be enouaaaaaaaaaaaduuuuurrrr–!” Tails swooned and his eyes re-crossed before floating up again. He then fainted, looking goofy with his tongue out once more.
“See? Told ya. Underoos sap your strength.” Sonic said.
The hedgehog reached down and lifted the sleeping, drooling fox over his shoulder and patted his bottom as he dangled there like luggage.
“I’m gonna take him to another room in the house so I can have a neat little practice dummy to keep training with. That cool with you?” Sonic asked Knuckles as the echidna kept recording.
“Certainly,” Knuckles said.
Sonic nodded and then carried Tails off. He then stopped and turned back. “Did you have fun?”
Knuckles nodded back.
“It was a very strange bout,” He admitted. “But it was fun.”
