Commission #107
For Anonymous
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The three young pirates to be were squaring off once again. Well, technically, they were forming a triangle but math was hard so who cared?
Here in the Gray Terminal, life was tough and making your way up the ranks of the powerful in a sea of garbage and unwanted swine was something only the worthy could manage successfully.
Here and now, these three young lads were determined to show off the fruits of their labor to one another… yet again.
In one corner of the mat they laid out in the center of their fighting ground amongst the trees was Portgas D. Ace. He was a fiery, hot-headed young upstart who had a rough exterior and an even sharper scowl. Despite this, his “serious business” face let everyone know that he meant… well, business.
In the second corner was Sabo. Dressed in his scraggly blue aristocrat clothes with a nice gargantuan hat with goggles attached to the front, this cheery and fair young blonde sported a positive affirming attitude and a hunger for freedom. The only thing one could reasonably say this half pint was missing was a tooth. He usually fought with a massive pipe in hand but this was to be a bare knuckle, barefoot wrestling match on their dirty wrestling mat. How could he prove he was the unequivocal strongest of the three with a weapon in hand?
In the third corner, or rather the third side, of the mat was their newest compatriot and younger brother Monkey D. Luffy. He was full of grit and determination. A happy-go-lucky attitude that never quit but always got pissed off whenever he couldn’t measure up. He was also a huge crybaby too but don’t say it to his face. He might bite you.
He was also a bit of a weirdo, standing in just a white t-shirt and red shorts with his huge straw hat on his head, he looked fairly normal but one thing about him was exceedingly peculiar.
“GUM GUM… PISTOL!” Luffy charged in suddenly and fired off a fist at Ace.
His arm stretched out like a bullet… but bounced off the mat and shot back at him, which resulted in the poor boy socking himself in the chin and reeling back with clenched teeth in pain.
He ate the Gum Gum Fruit and thus had a body made of rubber. As a power, it kind of sucked right now.
Ace sighed. “I didn’t even give the signal to start, you idiot.”
“What’d you call me?!” Luffy grunted, rubbing his chin with a huff.
“I called you an idiot. Do you need it in writing or should I not bother since you probably can’t read either!” Ace snapped. The two of them marched forward and bumped foreheads, already raring to go.
Sabo sighed. “Alright you two, break it up,” He said with a clap of his hands. “We need to do this properly. Our fight was interrupted due to… unstable footing last time so THIS time we’re making sure everything is done perfectly. The winner of the bout is the one who renders the other two fighters unconscious and the reward is that I become captain for an entire week.”
Ace and Luffy stood with their arms crossed and nodded… before their eyes widened at what they just heard.
“HEY!” Ace snapped, pointing a finger at Sabo with intense sharp teeth. “I HEARD THAT!”
“What do you mean YOU get to be captain for an entire week?! You haven’t won!” Luffy snarled, huffing air from his nose.
“Oh? You caught that?” Sabo grinned. “Silly me. I thought you were so mad at each other that I could have maybe let that slip by.”
Yes, it was true. They had fought multiple times before but the massive three-way brawl they were having with each other before this never saw a proper conclusion. They needed to settle the score and settle it fast before all the constant arguing just rendered their heads steamed with nothing to show for it.
“Alright!” Sabo raised his palm. “I’m beginning the official countdown to the three way wrestling brawl! We begin in three… two… one… and… GO!”
Instantly the three of them charged towards the center of the mat, their bare feet trampling it as they rushed ahead with determined grins on their faces.
“You’re both going down in one hit! Gum Gum… TWIN PISTOL!” Luffy laughed and stretched both his arms at Ace and Sabo, curled into fists.
The two of them were already charging at one another so they didn’t turn to face Luffy. However, neither of them had to. They each grabbed one of Luffy’s arms, stomped hard onto the mat, and flung him high over their heads so that the screaming young pretender was hurled face first into the mat.
His body scrunched up like an accordion before bouncing off of it. Sabo and Ace let the arms go and grappled with one another while Luffy, eyes white and gargling drool, fumbled onto his back and laid spread-eagle on the mat, twitching and jittering in pain.
Ace and Sabo were locked hand in hand, leering directly into each other’s eyes with fierce determination. Their fights were always neck and neck and now they had designated this battle to be the battle that ended all battles… until they decided they wanted to battle again.
“Still think you’re going to come out on top for this one, Ace?” Sabo asked, smirking confidently.
“I feel like I already have.” Ace smirked.
“Oh really? Well from where I’m standing you’re still strug–”
BAM!
Ace suddenly landed a headbutt directly into Sabo’s forehead. The blonde boy’s eyes crossed and he fumbled back, his body turning into spaghetti as the force of the hit sent a jolt of pain throughout his whole system.
“Blauagahahhh?” Sabo drooled, feeling giddy.
“Yup. And you’re not struggling enough!” Ace sneered, grabbing Sabo under his armpits and rolling back to deliver a harsh DDT that slammed Sabo’s head directly into the rough mat!
The boy’s body bounced and he flopped there, butt sticking up and mouth open in a saliva ridden mess. His eyes were wide and his pupils were spinning faster than the tea cup ride at a carnival.
Ace grunted a bit as he hoisted Sabo’s limp body up and wrapped him tightly in a chokehold! The boy’s face began turning blue and he started to try and pry Ace off of him.
“Heheh! Maybe you should keep your mouth shut before declaring you’ve already won. Otherwise I wouldn’t need to be so vindictive.” Ace said, as if being vindictive was something he had no choice but to be in this case.
He was having fun watching Sabo flail about in his grasp but then he heard a soft groan from where Luffy was. The downed boy in the straw hat blinked a bit, gathering his bearings as the cobwebs in his vision began to dissipate.
“Hang on,” Ace said, dragging Sabo over to Luffy while still in the hold, he raised his foot up and stomped down directly onto Luffy’s tummy. This caused Luffy’s arms, legs, and head to shoot up momentarily as the air was knocked clean out of his body.
“HOOOOOOFFF!” Luffy grunted before flopping right back down onto the mat in the same position as before, twitching and jerking about as though the rubber boy had successfully been tased despite the nature of his body.
“Haha! God, what a weak body and lame power. Now where were w-UGH!” Ace lurched back in pain when Sabo successfully managed to position his head directly underneath Ace’s chin to ram into it.
Ace wobbled back, having freed Sabo unintentionally. His stumbling was funny as he no doubt was seeing stars in his field of vision now. Sabo took advantage of that by charging at him and slamming his arm into Ace’s neck with a vicious clothesline move that had him slamming onto his back!
Ace groaned and rolled over a bit, his butt and legs over his head momentarily before he coughed and tried to regain his composure.
However, Sabo wrapped his arms around Ace’s tummy from behind and lifted him up and over to slam him face down onto the mat in a backwards suplex!
Ace smashed into the mat and bounced momentarily before wriggling about in pain. He tried to regain his composure again but his body would only fumble and jerk about uselessly.
Sabo snickered and cracked his knuckles. “Sorry about that Ace. I promise to make good on what I said now though.”
He reached down and yanked Ace back up. The cross-eyed boy with the freckles had his tongue flopped out. He was totally hearing bells. Sabo hoped they sounded pretty.
He then flexed Ace’s arm back to wrap him in an armbar hold that sent pain shooting across Ace’s body!
“YAAAAAAGH! SABOOOOO!” Ace screamed and kicked at the mat, whining as the pain kept getting to him.
“Hehehe. Yes, that’s right. Say my name Ace. I’m–!” Sabo began before he heard Luffy groaning across the way again. “‘S’cuse me for a sec.”
He then dragged Ace over to where Luffy was and while still holding him in that painful clutch, raised his foot and stomped down onto Luffy’s gut.
Luffy’s arms and legs shot up as the air was knocked clean out of him a second time. He then flopped back down and commenced jittering once again. His eyes were spinning and little cherubs were playing harps as they danced around his head. He was so out of it.
“Sorry about this Luffy. I appreciate the attempts though. One day you’ll get there,” Sabo smiled a bit.
His divided attention was all Ace needed.
Ace reached over with his other arm and grabbed Sabo by the back of the head and yanked as hard as he could backwards!
“OWWW! GODDAMMIT ACE!” Sabo snapped and went to remove the arm… but realized too late that meant letting Ace go. By the time he realized that, he’d already done it.
Ace spun around and smacked Sabo hard across the face in a manner that made him spin around like a top, spewing drool everywhere before Ace grabbed him from behind to stop his spinning. Despite the fact that Sabo’s eyes kept rolling, Ace wasn’t done dizzying him.
He grabbed Sabo into an intense bearhug and flipped him backwards, slamming his head onto the mat with a powerful, normal suplex that made Sabo’s body jerk about violently before he flopped onto the mat, face down, butt sticking out, and shorts lowered just a tad to show off a red waistband underneath them.
Ace snorted and stood up. “Keep trying that stuff and you’ll end up–OOF!” Ace barely finished speaking when Sabo shot to his feet and rammed his head into Ace’s gut, doubling him over.
“You talk too much!” Sabo laughed and grabbed Ace by his face, clamping his hands tightly onto him. “Now I–!”
FWUMP!
Sabo stopped and blinked. He then began blushing a bit.
His pants were around around his ankles…?!
Sabo looked back and gasped. “LUFFY?!”
“Gotcha!” Luffy snickered, having managed to reach over and grab the nearest thing he could. That happened to be the back of Sabo’s slightly lowered pants. The tighty whities with the red elastic and pictures of smiling trains on them were showing off to his brothers. Shameful secrets like these were meant to be carried to the grave and yet Luffy just exposed it like it was nothing.
The red faced boy snarled and tried to kick Luffy off of him with a foot to the face. “Back off! Come on Luffy! I don’t want to hurt you!”
With his face all smushed, Luffy grumbled. “Hey… home come you’ve got your name on your undies?”
Sabo’s blush intensified.
He let go of Ace and grabbed Luffy instead, hoisting him up above him.
“Alright! You wanted this!” Sabo grinned.
“AH! NO! WAIT!” Luffy flailed about.
Sabo grinned and flipped Luffy upside down, preparing to do a brain buster onto the mat… but Luffy reached over and began tickling Sabo’s armpits.
“WHAHAHAHA! H-H-HEY! STOP! STOP IT!” Sabo giggled, fumbling back.
Ace, meanwhile, had recovered already and was wiping his mouth. He grinned as he saw his two targets standing before him and at the ready. With a snort, he charged directly at them like a bull.
He rammed right into the back of Luffy’s head. Luffy’s head was positioned directly in front of Sabo’s crotch which caused him to headbutt Sabo in the balls!
In slow motion, Sabo made a cross-eyed face with a wide-open mouth, expelling a silent scream that only dogs could hear… but Ace’s charge didn’t stop its momentum there, unfortunately. The force of the hit saw him bowling into both of them. Sabo let Luffy go and he was flung into the air, flipping like a pancake out of his red shorts, before he slammed down hard onto the mat as though he’d just been moonsaulted into it off the corner post of a wrestling ring. Luffy had on plain tighty whities so the state of Sabo’s dress wasn’t exactly any less embarrassing.
Sabo was sent hurtling back and crash landed on his butt, bouncing a bit, before sitting down with his legs spread, eyes rolling, and birdies chirping and cheeping around his head.
“Dasss right! All aboard the pain twain! Is right here on me underwears! Choo chooo! Duuughh…” Sabo fell back onto the mat, arms out, and his body hump spasming about.
Ace grinned and reached down, grabbing Sabo by his hair to yank him back into a sitting position.
“You look really dazed bro. Need help?” Ace asked.
“Guhhghhhmnnbuh?” Sabo drooled in response.
Ace grinned and hoisted Sabo up and over his shoulders before stretching him out roughly over the back of his neck in a powerful backbreaker!
“Your undies are more childish and embarrassing than Luffy’s. How sad is that!” Ace snapped.
“AAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAIEEEEE!” Sabo cried and spewed tears from his eyes. “BACK! HURTIE! STOP! STAAAAAHAAAAH!” Sabo screamed as Ace jumped and slammed Sabo’s back against his head!
Sabo flopped over and smashed onto the mat, spasming wildly now.
Ace wasn’t done.
He grabbed Sabo by the back of his underwear and hoisted the dopey boy up in a bit of a wedgie before smacking his face one, two, three times!
Sabo didn’t really wake up much. His head just lolled back with his tongue out.
“Poor baby. He needs a nap.” Ace grinned.
Luffy groaned and tried to get up. He saw that he was in his briefs and his face went a bit red for a split second before he spotted Ace, hoisting Sabo’s dangling body up for an epic, painful looking finisher for the already barely conscious boy.
Luffy grunted and wiped his mouth.
“I… will not… LOSE!” Luffy shouted and charged at Ace.
Ace, without even looking at him, just turned and back handed his fist across Luffy’s face.
Luffy spun around like a ballerina, shuffled his arms up and down in a weird dance, and then collapsed onto the mat, unconscious.
“Your nap was long overdue,” Ace said to him. “Any last words Sabo?”
“Bubbahbalurhffllnnurr..” Sabo moaned.
“I agree. This was a lot of fun.” Ace said before jumping and then rammed Sabo downward with a powerslam that hit Sabo against the mat so hard, he bounced up like a rag doll out of his shirt and onto his feet, twirling about like he was drunk, shimmied his butt around like he had a caterpillar down his briefs, and then fumbled back over to collapse onto the mat, bouncing twice again before coming to a crashing stop.
He laid there in a heap, only moving when his body made him involuntarily jerk about. His continuous muscle spasms were really funny to Ace. It looked like he was trying to have relations with the mat or something.
Ace grinned and grabbed Sabo by his leg to drag him over to Luffy. Sabo had on more embarrassing underwear and less clothes so his defeat was by far the more humiliating one. Still, they were both losers in his eyes now.
He wrapped an arm around Sabo’s neck and squeezed while wrapping his legs around Luffy’s in a head scissors. Both of their body began jerking up and down in a rhythmic motion, flopping like fish that had just been plucked from the ocean.
Whatever remained of their consciousness left them completely while Ace simply grinned mercilessly. “Man. I’m not even trying that hard.”
He draped Sabo over Luffy's body and looked at the two of them stacked on top of each other in their underwear, seeing birds and unconscious with their eyes rolling in their sockets.
Ace raised his foot and stomped it down onto Sabo with his arms crossed in a valiant victory pose. Since Luffy was underneath Sabo, the force of this caused him to expel air from his mouth a third time.
He then cursed himself and smacked his forehead.
“Dang it. Hang on.”
Ace then set up a Transponder Snail camera to snap a photo of him posing over his loser brothers in their underwear.
When Luffy and Sabo woke up hours later and saw the picture, the redness in their faces from the embarrassment and the anger made Ace howl with laughter. The best part was in knowing that they could do nothing about it. He nearly choked them both out again when he wrapped his arm around both their necks to watch them squirm with faces turning blue as he proclaimed they were going to have a ton of fun working under him as the captain.
His decree as captain was basically to be treated like more of a king.
The next week saw them doing all his chores in just their underwear, fluffing his pillows, and being his entertainment.
At the moment, Ace sat back in his chair with a pirate hat on while using Luffy as a footrest. He ate chips and shouted, “DANCE FOR ME!” at Sabo.
Sabo, angrily, did as he was told, dancing in his underwear with a snarl on his face while juggling apples.
“I swear! I’ll get you back for th-OW! OW! OFF! DUH! GUFWAAAGH!” Sabo stopped paying attention when he went to threaten Ace and the apples he was juggling all smacked onto his head.
His eyes crossed and he dribbled his lip with his finger before falling onto his back, spread eagle and unconscious again.
Ace laughed and shoved more chips into his mouth. “A show befitting a captain. Bravo.”
Luffy merely grumbled as Ace continued to use him as a footrest.
“I almost got him.” He whimpered.
