In the Iron Tramp, a Highjacked, Steamboat Marine Ship. In many worlds is the same ship that Eustass "Captain" Kid always has, this world is no exception but is the Crew that is inside. Kid, Killer, Heat, and Wire they are but their new members are weirder than your Paradise Crew. A Young Man with his tomboy sister and their Grandpa, 9 "Midget Minks", 2 "White and small bipedal Lizards", a Machine Man/Robot caring his weight in armament, and a Big Red Humanoid Dragon (one Head taller than Kid). The 1st three are easy to answer, Dead End Race but the other 12 beings...
A golden ring opens as 9 humanoid animals are thrown away from the middle of the ring that shows a lab. The ring closes and disappears.
????: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! IM GOING TO FRY THAT PLATYPUS AND THAT WHITE ECHIDNA!!!
????: SHUT UP, BITCH!!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO THRUST THAT ECHIDNA!!!!
????: OI SHUT UP, LIMP DICK BASTARD!!! YOU HAVE A HATE BONNER TO EVERY ECHIDNA!!!! IF YOU OR THE WOLF BITCH LISTEN TO ME, WE GOING TO HAVE A CLUSTER FUCK OF RINGS BY...
????: Both, Shut it!!! We are stranded in a weird place that is not Mobius. Dr. Starline was in cahoots with Dr. Finitevus, both using the Warp Rings for something... but what objective?
????: Dr. Finitevus was using a powerful spell to cloud the place, my horn can't dispel it. It was a lot of Energies in there, some familiar and some very alien...
????: Well in the chaos I stole some capsules, 4 in total. One says "Vile from Universe X"... If call me "Bitch" once more, you Tenrec, I'm going to rip your generator and shoved it in your ass!!!
????: Do you all not get it...WE FUCKING STRANDED IN A UNKNOWN LAND, WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER!!! WE ARE GOING TO...
Whack. One of the Weasels drops a bag of rocks. The other "Weasel" (He is a Jerboa, Wolf or a Weasel? No wait confirmed Jerboa/Wolf Hybrid) was responsible for knocking him out.
????: SHUP YOUR PIE HOLE, NACK/FANG!!! Is not the first time that we got stranded and screaming each time does not help!
????: At least is a virgin place, we can survive here.
????: THAT DOES NOT HELP US, CHIPMUCK!
The Chipmuck responds in a mature way, with a raspberry.
????: Well, I grab something, and is going to help to escape from here.
The Blue Fennec Fox speaks as he shows the team a blueprint of...
The entire team sans Nack/Fang is in the lands of the dreaming: THE WARP RING!!!
????: And no, Thrash! This is our method of travel, not the fucking jail for the Echidnas!!!
The Big Tasmanian Devil pouts.
Thrash: OI! It was only one time, and I was alone with my pack! (I’m going to skin that lion and fuck to the death that wolfess...)
The Small Fennec starts to read the Blueprint.
????: We need gold to make to create one. Mr. Thrash can create a mold, Miss Surge, and melt the gold and I can cool it with my Hydrokinesis. After being forged, Miss Sunset can charge it, and Miss Surge changes frequencies.
Sunset: That is a piece of good news but before I bring the rain to our parade as an upset Pegasus. How much gold do we need, Kit?
Kitsunami re-reads the blueprints. His face turns white.
Kitsunami: As 7 tons of gold...
A red magical aura surrounds the poor fennec, and he is pulled close to the piss-off Unicorn.
Sunset: 7!!! FUCKING!!! TONS!!! Those rings do not weigh that much!!!! Re-read again... Nic, Toffee release me or you are going to reduce as a worm with him!!!
Nic: We do not let you kill our opportunity to escape here, you crazy mule!!!
Toffee: Calm your tits, Sunset! I know you are angry but do not take your anger with him!!!
Sunset: My Tits are calmed, if you do not let me...
Poke!
Sunset: Go to Cloud ni...
The Pony falls as a sack of potatoes, all thankful for the Pallas Cat Martial Artist.
????: Now as the Magician's mind is out for the moment, did you read it well, Kitsunami?
Kitsunami: Yes, Mr. Qi. Dr. Finitevus collected tons of gold to create it. The process is going to take 2 to 3 years...
Surge put on a serious face.
Surge: Yeah, as we have someone waiting for us. Kit, you and I forgot what or who we were. Toffee's worldview was shattered, Qi was exiled from his lands, Thrash wanted to keep his sisters and his grandma safe without returning to them, and Sunset lost everything. Nack/Fang and Nic are the last of their family. Alissa has nothing but us. We are a bunch of nobodies with a large list of grudges Mobius, Dr. Starline, the Acorns, the CPUs especially since Plutia and her Histoire are gone so if they find us we are dead meat, the Alicorns, the Moebians, the echidnas, everyone that is trying to fuck us! (And not the fun way) I want to see that cruel world burned to ashes after we can have our home. We will return and will burn everything! Mobius, Avalice and Moebius! Let's return the clock to fucking Zero! Monarchs, Councils, Republics, Empires those are empty fucking words for our rage.
Nic: Good! What are our plans, Oh great Leader?
Surge: Eh?
An explosion was close to them!
Surge: Everyone takes cover, and somebody picks up those sacks of Potatoes!
Thrash: I’m on in!
Thrash pick up Nack/Fang and Sunset!
????: This is the Island of Turning Point? Is only a bunch of ruins! I bet is already clean up.
????: The map says it was an important place and the entire castle was sealed for some reason.
????: That's why I bring my faithful shove!
????: Shuraiya, you always bring useless stuff!
Shuraiya: It always works, Captain Kidd!
????: You need to learn something more focused in one Fighting Style!
Shuraiya: OI, Killer! I can defeat you if I have my stomach full.
Kid: Shut up, ladies, both of you are giving me a headache...
In one of the parts of the ruins, Toffee is getting pissed.
Toffee: Humans... they are a plague!
Qi: I need to knock out you too?
Killer: Wait! I heard something!
Qi and Toffee: FUCK!!!
The Red Hair Man Grin as the Devil Itself!
Kid: We Have vermin in here! At least this trip stopped being boring!
The rusty metal parts are gathering in towards him and are making into a giant metal hand!
Havok Hellions: He Is a Metahuman!?!?
The hand crashes were Qi's and Toffee's old hiding spot, Qi hit his and Toffee's legs nerves to get the fuck out of the way. But they are intercepted by the Masked Man Spinning his Large Scythes!
Killer: "Minks" in here? But they look funny... Oh well, we check their corpses later!
Thrash: CHECK THIS FIRST, YOU SHITSTAIN!!! ROOOAAAR!!!
The Tasmanian Devil sends the Masked Man to the wall with a Sound Blast!
Shuraiya: He is not fighting alone! By the way, nice fangs, my sister likes to make art with fangs!
Shovel meets Tasmanian Devil's face, sending him to the floor but he rises.
Thrash: Not bad, Human, I felt that! Normally your species hits as weaklings but this is not enough to put me down.
Kid: Not worry as I can put you down! Not moving, I need a new rug!
The Metal Hand sends flying Thrash to the other wall.
Kid: One down and 7 to...!
A green and yellow blur appears on the Red Head's face! The Tenrec kicked him enough to break a normal human's neck.
Surge: Shut up and you are going to pay for that, Human!
