Woah-WOW, you all REALLY want to see some massive March Mayhem this month! Over $850 on the first day all but guarantees a doubling of height or more every day of the month! But do you want to help grow March even faster and further? Load up that electricity and we'll send it to that shock collar once a day!
Each like/fav on the daily Mega March Madness art will earn +.0001! Every retweet on the Tweet will earn +.0002! Participating in either the poll attached to the tweet or Strawpoll linked in the post here will add .00005!
And donating $USD to my paypal.me/tyrnn account will add the greatest growth at +.001 per dollar! Can we break $1000 in the first week?
These numbers may seem small, but they're carefully designed to keep March at more manageable and interesting sizes throughout the month... but who knows how big he'll get if the numbers keep going up! If you're ready to start jolting this awesome dragon into the stratosphere, then let's get this party started!!
