It had been a pleasant surprise for Kon when he'd been invited over to Kal's and Lois's for a Sunday dinner, but they hadn't even been halfway though the horrible pot roast that Lois had made (Leading Kon to assume his big brother Kal was only able to survive dinners with his wife due to his invurinbily) when it became clear that there was a purpose for his invite, and the reason sat in the room like a 700 pound gorilla. (and we all know how Kon felt about monkey's)
"So..Does anyone tell me what's going on here or do I need to ask M'gann to come over and start reading minds?" Kon asked, looking from Kal to Lois.
"First of all, Rude!" Lois scolded, then blushed a little. "and secondly..well ..er..You know I'm pregnant.."
"Gasp! and here I thought you were hiding a cake under your shirt!" Kon joked, getting a snort from Kal though Lois glared first at him, then at Kal who found something interesting to look at on the wall.
"You've been hanging out with Wally too much." She huffed. "ANYWAYS! well, with me and Clark expecting.. well.. One of us could use some experience with child care..and I might need some as well when it comes to super babies.." Lois said, turning very red and looking at the same spot as Kal as she trailed off.
Suddenly Kon had a bad feeling in his tummy and it wasn't just from Lois's bad cooking.
"Uh..Wow! Look at the time! I think I better get back to mount justice, you know red tornado has us on a STRICT curfew an-" Kon was cut off by his big brother of sorts Kal at that point.
"I already called ahead and cleared it with both him and Batman. you're good to stay here for a week unless the team needs you." He said, giving a smile.
"..Now while hanging out with my big bro SOUNDS awesome on paper..I have to point out that it kinda sorta sounds like what you two want is a practice super baby for a week and Uh.." Kon blushed big time. "I'm not really big on rocking huggies."
Kal smiled and winked, getting up and coming over and patting Kon on the back.
"Not yet you aren't."
One heated discussion later and a deal of sorts was hit. Kon would be Kal's to look after for 5 days, with Lois handling the last two of the week. He'd be in diapers (and using them) for the whole week and would be expected to baby talk and babble for the most part, and try and get Kal to figure out what it was he wanted without just letting him know.
For Lois it would be more strait forward with just getting used to Krytotian poops and the struggles of burping one, and he'd be able to talk normally and the like.
His payment for all of this, as long as he did the full week? Getting Superman's legion of superhero's flight ring and giving Kon flying lessons.
Since it was a sore spot for the clone that he couldn't fly, this soothed over most of his misgiving about the whole deal, though while Kal was out and getting the supplies (Having stashed them away from the apartment so Kon wouldn't accidentally find them before hand) Lois had made a mini add on request to Kon, with a wicked look on her face.
"Sooo I know this is a little bit evil.. But well..think you could ham up the brattyness and make Kal suffer a little? I just wanna see the look on his face when you pee on him." She snickered.
"..You sure your not a member of the light? and heh.. We'll see what happens." Kon said and gave the classic superman wink.
Clark Kent to some, Kal-el to his closet friends and superman to all was known for many things. his belief in truth and justice, His power set, his never ending battle with the forces of evil.
But one thing he wasn't known for and for good reason was his diapering skills, as would become apparent as Kon laid on his back naked from the waist down with his butt on a teddy bear changing mat, waiting on Kal who just looked unsure as he had a diaper in one hand and a container of baby powder in the other.
"..Anytime now." Kon muttered, squirming and blushing, oddly feeling a urge to suck on his thumb as his bare sex was on display. A bare sex that had brought up a interesting question from Lois.
"Huh, so you shave down there?" Lois had asked, sounding amused.
"H-Huh? no..I..I just assumed krytotians didn't get pubes.." Kon had squeaked out.
"I WISH!"
"Lois honey, your embarrassing him." Kal had said, not that now Kal himself wasn't doing much better.
"I'm uh, just trying to-" Kal said sheepishly, setting the baby powder down and rubbing the back of his head.
"For the love of..this isn't something you need to be a Luthor or Brannic to solve Clark, unfold the diaper and get it under his butt." Lois snapped.
Kal started to move into action as Kon snickered.
"I guess we know who wears the cape and who wears the pants around here." he teased.
"Your suppose to be using only baby talk right now." Kal huffed as he lifted up Kon's butt and got the diaper under it.
"..ba do dee da." Kon said one hand pointing at Kal and the other making a waving motion for a cape. "ba da goo!" and then pointing over at Lois, more to the point her pants.
"-snk- Such a clever little guy we have!" Lois said, trying not to break out laughing.
"heh, I do have to give credit where it's due. he manged it in baby talk." Kal admitted and then lifted up Kon's t-shirt, tickling his tummy. "Who's a clever big baby? who's my clever little brother?" He coo'ed, making Kon giggle and squirm.
It also did something that Lois wanted but Kon hadn't planned on doing yet, both him and Kal shocked as a stream sprayed out and soaked the front of the man of steels white dress shirt.
"..Really?" Kal asked, looking less then embarrassed while Kon turned red as a tomato, looking away.
"Hey, don't blame him..everyone knows you always finish diapering a baby before accidents happen. that one is on you~" Lois chuckled.
'This is gonna be a long week' thought both the man and the boy of steel.
With the boy of steel in a nice thick diaper (Actually two of them since Kal didn't wanna get peed on again) Clark followed up the outfit with a blue and red onesie that naturally had the S shield on the front (and the butt) of it and smirked as the forever teen squirmed and blushed.
"Gosh, you just look so cute! Lois, get the camera!" he called out, turning his head to say it and taking a near by stuffed animal to the side of the head. "Er..on second thought never mind."
Kon smirked and giggled then eeped as Kal gave him a stern look, a muffled fear poot escaping into the seat of his diapers.
"For the record little man. every dog..well puppy in your case but anyways, gets one bite. that was yours." He said smirking and pushing his glasses up.
"ah ba da bu bum bum?" Kon whined, hands going behind him and trying to cover his well padded butt.
"heh, that's right. I'll spank that butt if you do it again litt-"
"CLARK KENT!" Came Lois's voice, and they both turned to see her with her hands on her hips. "you will do no such thing! he's just a BABY!" She scolded then added. "Don't MAKE me call your mother!"
Kon giggled madly as Kal who could tank a nuclear missile, go toe to toe with doomsday and move moons out of their orbits got a scared look on his face.
"I can't even say you wouldn't." Kal sulked. "Fine, no spanking but he will get a hand slap."
"Hmm..I suppose I'll allow that. Now..Perry called me in for a breaking story..actually he wanted you smallville but told him you were busy. so you boys have fun." Lois said and winked, then walked out the door.
"..Did she just use you babying me to scoop you?" Kon asked, figuring since Lois was the one who wanted the baby talk it was safe to talk normal now.
"Some habits never die." Kal remarked dryly.
With Lois gone and Kal clearly alright with Kon using his big boy words, Kon tried to ease his way out of some of the more embarrassing asscepts of babyhood.. though Kal wasn't budging.
"Come on, who's gonna know if I take a dump in the potty vs. the diapers?" Kon whined.
he didn't even have to go yet, but still wasn't looking forward to it.
"I'll know. and besides, you gave your word to do everything in the pampers. and if you wanna be superman someday, you need to live up to your word..it's all part of BEING superman." Kal said, pulling the fussy teenager in for a big hug.
"Ngggh..you know that speech would of been more inspirational if it wasn't about me baking brownies in a pair of huggies." Kon muttered and huffed.
"...Clearly being a wordsmith runs in the family." Kal teased. "Baking brownies? never heard that."
"Well I'm not shocked..how many people do you think wanna talk about pooping and slang terms for it around the man of steel?" Kon giggled then paused, a BIG silly grin on his face. "wait, is that part of what you do in the watchtower? sit around and talk about the potty habits of the different members?!"
"heh.. well Not really though.." and Kal gave Kon a impish grin and wagged his eyebrows, tugging the big little guy into his lap. "We DID have to talk over what the sewer system was gonna need to handle all the different aliens. Flash was sure I had to fly up to like the moon or Mar's to take a poop since he didn't think earth potties could handle me. Naturally J'ohn was less then happy, asking if Flash thought his world was just a public toilet for the rest of the solar system."
Kon broke out in massive giggles over that, even as without thinking about it he nuzzled into the man of steel and popped his thumb in his mouth, sucking away for 3 seconds and only becoming aware it was in his mouth when Kal gently pulled it back out.
"ah ah ah, no thumb sucking little guy. little boys hands are covered in germs." Kal lightly scolded, though they both knew any germ that could affect even a half krytoain would of already put Lois in the ICU.
Taking out a large pacifier with of course, a red and blue mouth guard and a S shield on it, it was popped into the boy of steel's mouth and he suckled hard and fast, blushing and nuzzling into Kal even tighter, shutting his eyes.
"heh..I think somebodies wanted cuddles for awhile huh?" He asked gently, but even as he spoke he knew he'd get no answer.
Kon's breathing had fallen into a pattern and his body had relaxed.. the toddler of steel had conked out in da-da's lap.
Kal of course could of gone and put Kon to bed in the makeshift crib they had gotten (really a bed with rails added to the sides) but found himself reluctant to put the little guy down and instead floated up and over to the leather couch him and Lois had and gently set them down, laying down on his back with Kon cuddling into him and getting drool on Kal's shirt. Considering what Kon had already gotten on him however it wasn't exactly a big deal.
'He just looks so peaceful and happy..Maybe I should of been giving him cuddles long before this.' He mused, picturing how mad and angry he had been when he'd first come out of cadmas.'Then again, i doubt he would of just let me give him all the hugs, let alone put him in some bulky diapers.'
Of course there was every chance, Kal admitted to himself that part of Kon's anger and frustration was because he had just needed the hugs. It was one of his bigger regrets that he'd handled Kon's existence so poorly when he'd first found out he was cloned and truth be told, as he warmed up to him he couldn't help but feel he had blown his chance. He had wanted to ask to be Kon's father figure if not outright dad but knew he had missed his chance and just gone with brothers instead..though he had a inkling if he revisited the subject now Kon would agree to let Kal be his daddy.
'Of course with a baby on the way, who knows how that would work out.' Kal thought, brooding a little and finding himself getting a little tired. 'It's something to bring up with Lois later when she gets back.'
For now the Man and toddler of steel shared a nap on the couch, one of them pooting softly and mumbling behind his pacifier.
Lois was in less then a good mood as she came back. the story Perry had called Clark for had actually been a fluff piece and boring, and she was convinced that Perry had known in advance that Lois would poach the story and set her up for a safer assignment what with her having a bun in the oven.
Opening the door and walking into the living room however all of her frustration and anger was gone as she had to bite down on her tongue to keep from squealing at the sight in front of her.
Baby and daddy cuddling on the couch and at some point Kon who had been sucking on a pacifier (which was now on the floor) had gotten a hold of Clark's hand and was *gush* sucking on Clark's thumb!
Lois wasn't stupid and knew that Clark regretted how he'd handled the whole Kon thing and wanted to adopt him..and she also knew that someone who had trained himself in use of his powers as well as Clark had all these years didn't actually need daddy training.
All of this had been for the goal of getting Kon some TLC and hopefully getting them both to see they'd be happier as daddy and son then big and little brothers.
as she toyed with whether or not to snap a few pictures, Martha and Johnathan would of LOVED to see this, a loud brassy fart filled the room and then Kon was making small grunting noises.
Before she could debate whether or not to wake Kon up or Kal up, the back of the diaper started to expand out though the Onesie didn't snap open has it was actually made of a materiel meant to expand, same with the disposable diapers. (Alien tech put to it's best use)
The smell, while far from pleasant wasn't as horrible as she'd been worried about and after waiting for Kon to finish up, and to see if either of them would wake up on their own, she had her answer: Kon once he was finished loading the seat of his huggies which had ballooned out nicely just gurgled and nuzzled into Clark even more and Clark *Squeal* had just smiled in his sleep and reached down, Patting the boys filled padding.
As much as she wanted to just leave them alone, they WERE in a apartment and that stink was gonna spread, so before they started having the neighbors complain she came over and gently shook Clark's shoulder.
"Hey..hey come on smallville. wakey wakey." She said softly, trying not to wake up Kon.
"Hmm..Oh hey honey. what u-" Clark started to say, then sniffed and looked down, smirking a little
"Yeah, somebody needs a diaper change." Lois said and then, because she was a hopeless ham at time's couldn't help herself. "And THAT, Looks like a job for Superman."
"Wrong, This looks like a job for Super daddy." Clark said, and Lois could tell that there was going to be more then one baby stinking up their apartment soon.
'Look's like we better start looking into getting a house with a big yard.' She giggled to herself as Clark carried Kon over to the changing pad.
The end
