Naruto huffed softly, still unable to believe that he'd really agreed to do this today but his dad had been right, the other ninja's DID need to learn about the risk that these new curse justu's had for them. Still the fact he was going to be letting himself get hit with them in front of what had been a class of his peers was embarrassing.
Had once been because while the other 16 year olds had all made it to the rank of Jonin.. Naruto the Hokage's son was still just a Genin. Oh, Teachers had offered to overlook his poor performance and pass him but Minato had been steadfast that his son was going to pass on his own merits or not at all.
Hence agreeing to do this little demonstration today. Naruto wasn't doing it for free and not even the Hokage could order someone to take a curse justu against their will when they hadn't done something wrong. No, Naruto was being paid with not one, but TWO rank ups and would soon be a Jonin..and all it would cost him was about a hour or two of humiliation.
Because the curse justu's he'd been letting himself get hit with were from the big baby line of curses.
'I'll be the first ninja to rank up from crapping myself in a diaper. not exactly how I wanna make the history books but..' Naruto giggled to himself as he waited next to his Father who gave him a warm smile and ruffled his hair as they waited for the Jonin's to fill the borrowed classroom.
Minato had a few moments of doubt if he could really do this to his flesh and blood, all he had left after the attack that had claimed the life of his wife when Naruto was born. It was part of why he had tried to keep Naruto from becoming a ninja in the first place and may of worked to strengthen the seals containing the 9 tails fox in him so that he'd be clearly to inept to ever go on a mission out of the village.
Still it filled his heart with pride even as it also filled with fear that Naruto pushed on, always giving it his best and one of these days he might just get strong enough to leave the village..which had led to this.
'Yeah, He's gonna hate me for a good long time over this, but he'll see I was right in the end and only had his best interests in heart.' Minato thought and as Shikamaru came in last (no shock there) he cleared his throat and got out of his seat and started to address the crowd.
"I wanna thank you all for coming today, I know all of you have the day off and would rather be spending it doing something else." He started. "However, with the increase of cursed justu attacks, and one's that might not kill you outright but will certainly disable you I thought it was prudent that you all see a example from a new line of them that can leave even the best of us helpless, the big baby line."
"If we're talking about the best of us, why's Naruto up there?" Kiba called out, getting snickers from the other boys.
"Well if that's your way of volunteering to replace him Kiba, by all means." Minato said without skipping a beat. "I bet you'll look even more adorable in huggies then Naruto would."
The color drained from the dog ninja's face as the other boys snickered and laughed, Sasuke even nudging Kiba to get up there.
"No? ok then. Keep in mind that the next time you insult my son like that you'll have just volunteered to either join in, or being in charge of cleaning up after every animal in the village." Minato said.
"N-Noted sir." Kiba squeaked out.
Naruto was giggling and all smiles, the thought of Kiba, one of his biggest bullies replacing him was funny, though Naruto had to worry if that meant he wouldn't get his promotion. it would be MUCH better if Kiba was just back in pampers too and he was thinking about how cute THAT would be when his dad was snapping his fingers in front of Naruto's face, pulling him out of his day dream.
"Heh, welcome back from dream land. ready to join the rest of us?" His dad asked with a wink, making the fox ninja blush and squirm.
It was well known that Naruto struggled to stay focus, having a very short attention span that was sometimes compared to that of a toddlers ,though saying that to his face with get you a ironic toddler tantrum that could last for a hour depending on how cranky he was.
"Yes daddy..I mean Hokage!" Naruto said, cheeks flushing red at the chuckles him saying daddy got from the crowd.
"No No, Daddy works. Besides, what father doesn't love hearing yes daddy from their loving son?" his dad said and ruffled Naruto's hair, getting d'awws from the class as Naruto couldn't help but nuzzle his head into his dad's hand. "Ready my little kit?"
It was a nick name that Naruto half hated, half loved but knew better then to argue about it, and then took a deep breath and nodded.
"I'm rea-" he started to say then was hit in the belly by his dad's palms, the Hokage living up to his nickname of the yellow flash and having perform the hand gestures needed already.
The effect had Naruto winded and stumbling around, trying to suck in enough air even as he felt funny all over, barely able to listen to what his dad was saying.
"The first level of the justu is the clothing curse. as you can see my son's clothes are already responding and transforming themselves." Minato said, watching with amusement as Naruto's shirt and pants fused together, his jack and sandals melting off and under the fusion of pants and shirt, Naruto's underwear was puffing up into a thick disposable diaper.
As the fusion finished, turning into a orange diaper shirt with the words 'little stinker!' in red text on the front, Naruto's diaper finished growing, forcing the boys legs apart and staining the crotch snaps of the diaper shirt,not to mention letting them all see it was white as it showed around the leg holes.
"As you all can see, the effects of this level will turn and and all clothing the affected is wearing into diapers and babyish outfit, though not always diaper shirts." Minato said, coming up and patting Naruto on his thick diapered ass just as the blond ninja was getting his footing again.
"I..W-Whoa! thick!!" Naruto squeaked out, looking down and poking the front of the diaper shirt and ergo his diaper as even Neji snickered. "D-Daddy you didn't say it would be THIS thick!" Naruto whined, turning to his father.
"I didn't say it would be thin either." Minato said, winking to the class. "There's anther effect that this clothing has, which Naruto will now show us. Buddy, try and do a justu, any one you can think of, in your silly little sexy justu." Minato said.
It was ironic that his son's most flawless justu that he could pull off without fail and used to get favors out of some of the more..lonely.. men in the village would be the sexy justu but between that or his shadow clone justu that he could really only make one copy of himself before it degraded badly..
Naruto just nodded and did the hand gesture, pushing his legs apart for stability as the weight of his diaper was making him wobble at first and then with to finish.. and there was a farting noise and a little puff of smoke from his hands but nothing else happened.
"As you can see, as long as the clothes stay on the target is unable to use Ninjustu or Genjustu. Tajustu is also a hard pass though doable if your trained strong enough in it like Rock Lee over there." And Minato paused and nodded to Lee who blushed and waved to everyone who looked at him. "But trying to fight is such a bulk between your legs would be impossible for most lower level ninja's." Minato said and with a light push on Naruto's chest said the blond down on his pampered bottom.
"DADDY! THAT HURT!" Naruto huffed and whined, glaring up and crossing his arms, getting lots of laughs.
"Did it really hurt or were you just surprised?" Minato asked, kneeling down and patting Naruto's head.
"I-" and Naruto stopped, clearly about to say it had hurt but then realized that with the massive diaper around his hips it'd been like plopping butt first on a bunch of pillows. "I'm not gonna dignify that with a answer." he said with a sulky tone instead.
This was bad. this was really really bad. Naruto was only on the first level and already he'd been humiliated and teased, and knew that there wasn't a single one of his soon to be fellow Jonin who were going to let him forget about today.
Sasuke just had the biggest shit eating grin on his face and Naruto was trying to glare daggers at him. wasn't it bad enough that Sasuke and Sakura had not only left him behind in their dust but had started dating when the freaking emo knew Naruto like liked her?!
'Maybe I should just call this off and get daddy to undo this or just take me home till it wears off while I can still save some face. this has to be worth at least becoming a chunin right?" he thought to himself.
Before he could open his mouth to make the request, he found out that while he'd been off in his head daddy had been talking again and suddenly he was hit with anther strike that left him winded again, but not for as long and also SUPER hungry even though he'd had a bowl of ramen before coming over.
"The next level of the justu is the infantile hungry one, and as you can heard." And Daddy stopped talking as Naruto's tummy growled loudly. "It's already working."
"Uhhh yeah.. I'm super hungry daddy.. can we pause and go get some ramen or something?" Naruto asked, then looked down at his outfit. "..or order in?" he added sheepishly.
"Don't worry little guy, daddy came prepared. Also you wouldn't be able to hold down any ramen as long as this level is activate. from now on you'll only be able to stomach baby food and formula..so your days of spicy ramen and cola are over till this is over." Daddy said, going and getting the tote bag that he'd brought alone that Naruto hadn't thought about till now.
"You joking right!?!" Naruto cried out as the laughter filled the room. "I can't live on baby food!"
"Well you can, you'll just have to eat more, and the justu is lax enough to allow for homemade to word in a way." Daddy said holding up a old pickle jar that had been washed out and was filled with some sort of mash.
Naruto recalled his dad making the mash the other night and filling up a few of the jars and had asked if they were having it for supper, to which his day had said no they weren't.
'..he loves his loopholes doesn't he?' Naruto thought and sulked.
"Come on Naruto, open wide for daddy." Minato said, having unscrewed the lid and had a big spoonful.
the cursed outfit reacted to the food being offered by making a white plastic bib appear around Naruto's neck with text alternating in primary colors stating that he was a messy eater.
"A bonus of the cursed clothes, they'll adept so that little Naruto never has to worry about wearing the right thing. it'll save time getting a rain jacket or snow pants on and toss me, that could be a chore with this little guy.
Naruto huffed and went to yell out 'DADDY' but realized he'd been tricked because as soon as his mouth was opened, the spoon went in.
'dirty trick!' Naruto huffed even as his new babyish hungry took over and despite how yucky the mash tasted, he was swallowing it down eagerly and opening his mouth for more.
Minato almost tuned out the rest of the room as he spoon fed his little guy for the first time in years, looking just how eager he was to eat up even if it was the justu doing most of the work for him.
Still even with Naruto eager and willing to swallow up every spoonful Minato couldn't help but 'accidentally' miss his sons mouth and get some of it on his cheeks and bib, scolding him for being a messy little guy.
Naruto's reaction to such scolding was to huff and glare, but he was clearly to hungry to put up a fight. Minato thought about showing how Naruto couldn't handle big kid food anymore as he had one of the boy's favorite candy bar's in the bag, but then pictured having to clean up all the upchuck afterwards and decided he point had been made.
"So..How is this super damaging?" Asked Sasuke, as Naruto finished up and was now in Minato's lap, being bottle fed even as he squirmed and blushed.
"Well it's doubtful you average ninja is going to have the travailing rations to just make himself up baby food, let alone formula.. which means retreating to the nearest village as fast as possible..which compared with the diapers could potentially lead to said victim getting too weak or dehydrated to make it." The Hokage explained, getting wide eyes and mutters from the group of boys.
Naruto's eyes opened wide at this and he got a scared look in them but Minato just tugged the bottle free from the boys mouth and sat him up in the burping position, giving him a hug even as he took care of any gas bubbles.
"Shhh it's ok little guy, Daddies not gonna let you starve." He coo'ed.
Naruto mewed and nuzzled in, and went to go say thank you but a loud burp and a bit of spit up came out instead.
"Ehehehe..sorry." Naruto said sheepishly.
"Don't be, what a little spit up between father and son?"
With his tummy full and his thirst stated, Naruto knew there was only two more levels to go though, though as bad as the first two had been it was these two he was dreading the most. Well, to be fair one more then the other.
"uh..Daddy.. Can..Can we stop here? I mean..haven't I done enough to just go up ONE rank?" Naruto asked, trying to sound reasonable at first but desperation sneaking into his voice and then fear. "Please daddy I know whats coming up next and I'm scared!!"
the gathered Jonin started to snicker but Daddy shot them all a look and then pulled Naruto in for a big hug.
"I know it's scary buddy, but you DID promise to do this remember? I can hardly promote a ninja who won't keep his word." Daddy said and then kissed Naruto's forehead. "Don't you wanna make daddy proud?"
Naruto sniffled and whined, but nodded and wiped at his eyes with his arm and then with help from daddy got up on his feet and planted himself, ready for the next level.
"I-I'm ready daddy!" He said.
he might not be the fastest, strongest or smartest ninja, but he would be the one willing to do anything to keep his word, THAT would be his ninja way!
"That's my boy!" Daddy said, looking SO proud of him, and making Naruto smile even as the next justu hit..level three: Baby steps.
Naruto stood up for a few seconds after the strike hit, and for a moment Minato wasn't sure if he had done it right but then his little guys legs wobbled and he plopped down on his butt, giving a soft eep.
drool started to flow freely down Naruto's chin and as he went to get back up, the best he could do was get to his feet and sway back and forth for at most 10 seconds before plopping back down again.
"Baby steps as you can see, Reduces the targets muscle memory to that of a 7-9 month old. between that and the thickness of the diapers walking is all but impossible at this stage. Naruto won't even be able to get his hands to function well enough to undo the snaps of the diaper shirt and try and remove his own diaper now, which means he's totally dependent on others for care. The only thing he has left for control..is his potty training though since he'll be forced to crawl to a bathroom and need help getting ON a toilet, plus cleaning himself up it's a moot point." Minato said.
"Holy crap..He can at least talk normal right?" asked Shino, his sunglasses slipping down for a instant to show his shock.
"heh, Naruto why don't you answer that one?" Minato said, leaning down and patting Naruto's back with one hand, wiping at his drool with a napkin with the other.
"Uhh I's can fink da word in mah head, but dey dis dun wanna come out wight." Naruto lisped and squirmed, then turned to Minato. "Da-da, can we's dis git dis over wff so I can goes backs ta normal?"
Minato swallowed hard at that, and gave a small smile.
"I can do the next step buttt about that buddy.. er..Daddy has a little confession to make."
the waver in his dads voice and the guilty look on his face was setting off alarm bells in Naruto's head, even as his dad started to set up for the last level of the curse.. involuntary wetting and messing/increased volume and frequency.
Before Naruto could try and get away (and let's face it, a diapered crawler vs. a ninja hailed as the yellow flash..it just wasn't gonna happen) he was hit by it and almost right away he could feel himself drenching the front of his thick diaper which seemed to be just as thirsty as he had been before, soaking it all up gusto.
"So yeah.. One thing I forgot to mention to all of you about this curse.. it can't affect you unless you agree to let it affect you. Mostly this was to show you what can happen and to make sure you fully understand ANY contracts or justu's you allow to be used on yourself..because It's not just a temporary justu or one that can be dismissed..It's permanent." Daddy said.
"Wait..do you just...to your own..Damnnnnn and I thought I was cold." Neji said.
"OH MY GOD! NARUTO'S GONNA BE A PERMANENT BABY! CLASSIC!" Laughed Kiba.
"I guess dirty diapers are gonna be your ninja way. Believe it." Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Dib on NOT babysitting him." Shimaru said, rolling his eyes, viewing the whole thing as a waste of time.
"..I wouldn't mind." Shino said getting stares. "What? he's cute!"
"Indeed he is." Daddy said, scooping up Naruto who was understandably crying and thrashing about as much as he could, screaming and yelling but too upset to even make the effect to be slightly understood, though naturally Minato got the jest of what was being said.
"I know buddy, I know. this was a dirty trick and daddy is VERY sorry, but you forced his hand insisting on being a ninja and risking yourself! Now you can just stay by daddies side forever and ever and be kept safe and never have to worry about anything ever again." Daddy coo'ed.
Naruto was NOT impressed and didn't accept his fathers apology but even so, it didn't matter if he forgave him or not as a massive hot mess erupted out into the seat of his diapers, filling the room with a toxic stink and making Naruto cry even more.
there were so many things he hadn't done, that he had been putting off till he was a adult.
His first drink, his first car. hell, his first smoke! Not to mention his first time..and now all of it was gone.
what woman was gonna wanna sleep with a pamper pooping big baby who couldn't even make sense, what bar would serve him and he could barely get his hands to work right to just lightly pound on his dad's chest, never mind trying to light up.
His whole life had been stolen from him, and he had let it happen all for the promise of a promotion.
as he continued to fill his diapers daddy spoke up, though Naruto was finding himself tuning him out for the most part, his mind blanking out to try and make the transition easier.
"I want you to know that technically, your still a ninja and daddy IS a man of his word. Your a Jonin now buddy. Congratulations!" was the last thing Naruto would hear for the next few days.
the end
