It had been a long crappy day, kicked off with being chased out of castle town after some guards had caught Link smashing pots to try and raise some rupees.
The 10 year old hadn't gotten what the problem was till Navi helpfully had pointed out that unlike the normal spot where he went to raise some money, this had been a shop selling the pots.
Still the young hero had escaped the guards though figured he should avoid the town for a few weeks, and when he'd gone to go and check the bushes for some money he'd ended up ticking off a nest peahats and had spent half the day running away from them and trying to defend himself.
Tired, dirty, and a little stinky he made his way to the closet shelter he could find to rest for while since castle town was off limits and he didn't wanna risk the guards were on alert in kakariko for him, he made his way to lon lon ranch and see if maybe he could bum a free bottle of milk or two or three.
Malon sighed, her chores for the day were done and she was alone on the ranch as her father and Mr.Indigo were off in kakariko delivering milk. as much fun as she normally had playing with the horses, she was kind of bored with that. she had tried just playing with her dolls instead but that too lacked something..she wanted to play house, to baby something but the dolls just didn't give the interaction she wanted and well, Mr.indigo and her Father had been convinced she'd been in the sun too long and had made her stay inside for a week last time she'd tried to put a diaper and a bonnet on one of the horses and it would of been just her luck that they'd of come back and catch her babying a horse again.
Sighing as if the worlds problems were pressing down on her she turned around and noticed that the fairy boy was coming around the ranch again, and got a evil little grin on her face that would of made Gannondorf proud.
Link was surprised to see that Malon was the only one out at the farm, though he was happy. if he had tried to deal with indigo or talon for his milk he would of had to do some crazy ass mini game or been flat out refused.
"Fairy boy! it's been awhile! Malon called to him as she came close and Link smiled even as he mentally groaned at her nick name for him.
'it's only four letters, how hard is it to just say link!?' he mentally grumbled, but when coming to ask for freebies one does not bitch and whine.
as she got closer he saw her wrinkle her nose and for the first time he noticed just how smelly he may of gotten after his battle for lack of a better term with the Peahats.
"H-hey Malon." he said and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "S-Sorry about the smell, kinnnda ran into some trouble out in the field." Link explained.
"I'll say! Come on, I'll hook you up with a bath." she said and before link could try and argue the farm girl had him by the wrist and was leading him towards the house.
as he tried to argue, he also went to dig his heels into the ground..and found himself being dragged along anyways and Navi just chuckled.
"She works on a farm all day every day link, didn't you think she'd build a little muscle?" the fairy giggled.
getting into the house she lead him to the bathroom, which thankfully had some running water and then started to fill up the tub with water.
"I uh..I was actually just gonna ask if I could get some bottle of milk on a loan..and-" Link tried to explain but Malon just giggled.
"bath first, then you can have a bottle of milk." she said with a weird gleam in her eye that had the little hero feeling slightly nervous.
"I..ook. " Link said and stood there, waiting for Malon to leave so that he could strip.
and Malon just stood there, smiling, and looking at him, then slowly getting a annoyed look on her face.
at the same time they both finally went "Well?" and then both broke into little giggles.
""what are you waiting for, strip and git in the the tub." Malon said and pointed.
"..I'm waiting for you to leave! Momma Saria taught me it's rude ta strip naked in front of ladies!" Link huffed and yelped, blushing.
"Well you can just think of me as your auntie or momma.. and I'm gonna go and wash you're clothes while your soaking anyways. no sense in your putting on smelly clothes after you get clean." she pointed out.
"..Face the wall and not me, and close your eyes!" Link finally said and he tuned out her giggles as she looked away and then he started to strip.
Once he was naked, Link covered himself as best he could, and dashed past Malon and slipped into the tub, grabbing a wash cloth and making sure he was fully covered.
"Can i open my eyes yet?" she asked giggling.
"Y-yeah." link said, crimson all over as she opened her eyes and he gave a small yelp as she peered into the tub..then turned the water off.
going and scooping up his clothes she headed out of the bathroom, and told link she'd be back in a few but to shout if he needed anything..and left the door opened.
"You know, working on a farm she's likely seen worse then-" Navi started to say and got hit with a splash of water.
Malon made sure to put link's weapons and the like to the side, semi amazed that the little guy could even walk with all the stuff he'd been carrying, then tossed his smelly tunic and hat in a washtub where she'd been soaking a few of her dresses. truthfully she hadn't planned on washing any of them today, she was gonna let it all soak over night since the soap she had used was too strong currently to really get in there and scrub the garments clean.
Of course she had known that before hand and this was all just part of her set up as with tunic clothes now in the soapy sudsy water, she went up the stairs to her room to see just what she could convert into a baby outfit for her new (at least for one night) baby doll.
One quick look over her wardrobe did reveal one problem, at least for Link. he was gonna have to cross between waddling around in the towels she had chosen for his diapers and the bonnet, or the bonnet, diapers and a dress.
Naturally either was gonna be fine by her, though as she looked at a light pink dress she'd outgrown (It would still fit but flash her panties) she found herself wanting Link in that.
the mental picture of him blushing and tugging on the front and exposing the back of the diapers she had in mind for him or even heck the back with the same result for the front had her almost melting.
'Ok yeah.. change of plan, baby link doesn't get a say in his outfit.' She thought with a girlish giggle that offset her semi evil plan.
Link had to admit, compared to washing up in a cold stream or standing under a waterfall the tub was WAY more relaxing.
'plus I don't have to worry about a random monster popping up!' he mentally added, giggling and splashing around a little bit.
"If your done playing, aren't you suppose to be washing up?" Navi asked, and got a raspberry blown at her.
"Your a total buzz kill some days, you know that right?" Link huffed but then reached for the bar of soap.
"Yeah yeah, I'm just awful. I'm gonna head out for a bit while you clean up..Fairy boy." Navi said and zipped out before she could be hit with anther wave of water.
"Yeah you better run!" Link called.
"heh, Oh?" Malon asked, coming back in with a bunch of towels though they looked too small for link to dry of with.
'Huh, must be why she has like 5 of them.' Link thought then out loud replied. "Oh, was just talking with Navi. she was being a brat and..and.."
Link trailed off as Malon came over and with ease took the soap from link and started to wash him, the full body blush coming back with a vengeance.
"W-What do you think your doing!" He yelped, moving to cover himself up.
"Helping you wash up since your taking your sweet time. Now stop being such a shy little guy and let auntie Malon get you nice and clean." She said with a small giggle.
"M-MALON! Knock it off! I can clean myself! I'll just go and sleep in the fields tonight if you ke-" Link started to threaten.
"Oh you will huh? well you'll be doing it naked. your clothes are soaking and even if you took them out the soap is strong enough to irritate your skin. Plus then you won't get all the lon lon milk you can drink." Malon said, matter of factly and then raised one of link's arms to wash his arm pit.
"W-wait what!?! I have to spend the rest of the day NAKED!?!" Link asked, the blush going into over drive and his voice was cracking big time.
"Oh no, not at all, I do have something you wear after I finish washing you up little guy." Malon said, then nodded to the stack of towels.
which..now that Link was looking at them, they looked a lot less like normal towels and a lot more like..
"OH no.." he whined, closing his eyes and sinking down in the tub.
"Oh yes. don't worry, it'll just be the two of us all evening and night!" Malon said, and took the chance to start getting link's hair wet to wash wash it.
"I should let the Peahats get me." Link whined.
Washed up and smelly kinda girly, Link was now sporting his attire for the evening, or at least so he thought as he looked at the bulky cloth diapers pinned tightly around his hips, forcing him to waddle.
"Geee are they thick enough?" he huffed, seeing how much of a pouty toddler he looked like in his reflection.
"Well I have more but wanted to be able to change you so you don't get a rash. plus didn't wanna go too few and you end up making a puddle." Malcore said, grinning ear to ear and patting Link's butt as the meaning of her words sunk in.
"W-Wait, you want me to.. and to also.." Link asked, and there was that blush again, as he gestured at the front of the diapers and then the back, clearly not even able to bring himself to say the words.
"Well of course, Lots of babies make tinkles and uh-ohs, why would you be any different?" She asked, and then took hold of his hand. "Come on, let's finish getting you dressed so you don't catch a chest cold."
"this can NOT get any worse." Link whined as he waddled behind her, trying to keep up with her brisk pace.
as they left the bathroom and a tiny voice erupted with laughter Link signed.
"And I forgot about Navi. at least NOW it can't get any worse." Link huffed, and would soon find out as they got to Malon's room that it could always get worse, and he had to stop jinxing it.
"I will NEVER wear that dress!" came the shriek that was heard for at least 2 miles away from lon lon ranch.
Never as it turned out, ended up being all of 5 minutes.
At first Link couldn't even begin to bring himself to move his hands from his eyes, sure he had let Malon desk him because she had made it sound like he could get super sick otherwise and Navi had backed her up on it.
"Didn't he have a responsibly to Hyrule to put petty things like pride aside and keep himself healthy?" they had asked him and Link had been forced to admit that he did.
He had felt his hair played with and something put in it but when he'd gone to protest THAT at least he'd been told he wasn't being a very good guest, and even gotten the hair brush swatted on the back of his ample diapered backside.
Din, he could feel the dress the had put on him was covering at LEAST half of the bulk diapers and a small part of his brain was marveling over the fact his blush hadn't set the material on fire.
"Come on Link, have a look at how cute you look, then I promise, lots of lon lon milk. in fact I found a honey tree just the other day, so you can have honey milk!" Malon coo'ed,
That..was a tempting offer, Link loved honey milk but he was still keeping his hands in place on the off chance his eyes opened up and he was forced to see what a.. what a..
"Come on Link, look and see what a good baby girl you make!" Navi coo'ed, the spite having the time of her life.
'I'm so going fishing tomorrow and she's gonna be the bait.' Link thought with a frown on his face that vanished as suddenly Malon was attacking his exposed sides.
Having always been ticklish Link couldn't help but burst out into laughter and his arms coming down to trying and protect his ribs, his eyes opening up and getting a full on look at himself in the mirror, and confirming that A) the dress WAS too short and B) Din help him..he really did make a cute baby girl.
the skirt part and the sleeves that only covered about half of his upper arms were a darker shade of pink to the main chest part, and a bow had been put into the left side of his hair the same color of the torso piece of the dress.
with the thick white puffy diapers sticking out he looked less like a hero in training, someone who had already taken out a giant parasite bug AND a freaking dinosaur..and more just like a meek little gurl.
His bottom lip started to trembled and tears welled up, a hand coming up to his eyes as he started to bawl like a baby, Malon smiling and pulling him in for a hug and patting his back.
"And THAT'S why we didn't put any makeup on him." she said to Navi.
if anything, that made Link bawl more.
After a good long sob Link didn't have it in him to fight back anymore and just let Malon man handle him onto her lap, having put a rubber nipple over the bottle of milk she was going to feed Link though at this put the nipple hardly surprised him. In fact vice versa..he'd of been shocked if it hadn't of been there.
Link frankly made a little piggy of himself as he chugged back bottle after bottle of the honey milk, having decided if he was going to suffer this humiliation he was going to get his money's worth! Malon oddly seemed tickled pink by the decision though Navi went to scold Link to slow down, Malon had scared the fairy off with a glare, making Link smile around his ba-ba even as some of the honey milk leaked out.
"Silly baby gurl." She coo'ed and dabbed at his face with a wash cloth.
Link just giggled and kept drinking, only pausing so Malon could burp him every half bottle or so, and getting sleepy.
With his cute tummy bloated from all the Milk, and his eyelids drooping Malon lead the little fairy gurl up to her room where she had a crib that would just barley fit him ready.
She had to wonder if he ad ever considered that with all the milk sloshing around in him he'd be making use of the diapers after vowing he'd just hold it in all night if he had to but doubted it. And hey, who was SHE to point out his own little folly.
Her only slight regret was that Link had practically destroyed the stash of honey she'd been able to gather herself so fair, but figured it was well worth the price of having her own big baby for the night, and maybe longer depending on how she played her cards. After all, she wanted to get her money's worth out of this.
They didn't even make it to the crib though before a loud toot erupted from the fairy gurl's backdoor and Link froze, his eyes going wide.
"er..uh..Auntie Malon.." he started, and a second then third fart followed.
"Heh, Yes my darling little Fairy Gurl?" she asked, stroking his hair and removing the bow.
"I..I need to potty an-" he started but she cut him off.
"Pretty sure I made it clear you were wearing your potty for the night little lady..but I'll be nice." Malon lied. "If we can get you to the bathroom you only have to wet your diapies for me."
Link apparently to be doing some sort of mental math, trying to figure out a way to just do everything in the potty, but as more poots blasted out it became clear it was Malon's way or nothing, she had a iron gripe on him and he knew from experience pound for pound, she was stronger.
a loud hissing was heard and for a second Malon wondered if a rope had gotten into her room, but then as the front of Link's diapers grew heavy and sagged she knew what she was hearing was Link being a very good gurl for her.
"O-Ok I wet my diapies, can we PLEASE go to the potty now? before I-" Link whined, tugging and trying to head for the door but apparently letting go in the front of his diaper had been too much for Link's control to take.
His bladder had known relief and his bowels demanded to be in on the action whether Link wanted them to be or not.
as the fairy gurl sunk down to his knees and started to howl like a wolfos, the back of his diapers puffed out with a series of gross farts.
The sight was adorable and cute, and Malon wouldn't of traded it for anything in the world but holy Nayru, his dirty diaper smelled worse then the stable when the horses had too many oats!
one hand holding her nose and then her other arm wrapping around link to give him a hug, she giggled.
Sure he was stinky, but if she had her way he was going to be her's.
the end?
