, when I had another idea (Don't worry Blazer, that video's on my to-do list): what if current A.I were humanoid? So that's what I did
Google Assistant: Energetic and friendly, Google Assistant can do it all and then some, although it would be best to register a nickname.
Alexa: In a pitch for racial equality, Alexa is a black female. She's loyal, kind, and has a straight to the point attitude.
Siri: No nonsense. That's the best way to describe her. She's no nonsense, and doesn't hesitate to follow orders. Consequently she's been the best seller for enterprise use.
Cortana: Even though all robots come in both genders, surprisingly Cortana sells better as a male than a female. Cortina is helpful, patient, and is the best at note-taking.