I'm just wating on the telemarketers who call you back moments later with "Hi, we hear you you enjoy "No, go away" and we're here to provide that to you at such and such cost" lol.
I'm just wating on the telemarketers who call you back moments later with "Hi, we hear you you enjoy
LOL. I've had those myself, especially since I'm over 65 and they call to say, "Now that you're on Medicare . . ." "I'm not on Medicare." "We can offer you Medicare plans . . ." "I'm NOT on Medicare." And this goes on for 5 minutes or longer and they never quite get the fact that I'm not on Medicare nor do I intend to EVER be on Medicare.
Another fun one is when I receive a phone call telling me that there has been suspicious activity on my Social Security and, as a result, my Social Security number has been suspended until I talk to a Social Security officer. When I press 1, I get an Indian man who's telling me about how my Social Security number has been suspended, etc., etc., etc., and, unless I verify my identity, I will be unable to do things that require it. That's when I drop the bombshell on them. Social Security doesn't call people. They send you a letter telling you to contact them. (Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Social Security will NEVER call you on the telephone.)
LOL. I've had those myself, especially since I'm over 65 and they call to say, "Now that you're on
Survey person: Hello, sir. would you like to take a quick survey? Thanos: No thanks. Survey person: Oh, okay. Would you like to take a survey about why you didn't want to complete the survey? Thanos: *gets annoyed, pull up Infinity Guantlet arm, snaps his fingers* Survey person: *gets turned to dust* Thanos: Much better.
*Survey person:* Hello, sir. would you like to take a quick survey? *Thanos:* No thanks. *Survey per
